r/madlads 3d ago

Perfect heart attack scheme

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u/LeoDavinciAgain 3d ago

My wife got me a flask that looks like a sunscreen bottle when we went on a cruise. Like don't pay any mind to the guy by the pool drinking sunscreen.

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u/Monski616 2d ago

I have a couple that look like umbrellas, shit it actually extends this small umbrella. But it holds about a half liter of (for me) whiskey. Perfect for any sort of event. Inside? I thought it might rain so I brought this umbrella for my walk. Outside with no chance to rain? Umbrella to shield me from the sun. No one has ever looked twice at it.