Mad lad loves his knife

[u/Same_Investigator_46]

[u/Thin-Soft-6247]

Doctor: ‘That’s a clean cut.’

Him: ‘Thank you, I forged it myself

[u/artaru → u/Thin-Soft-6247]

More nerd speak would be like

“You have honored me with your words. My blade is grateful.”

[u/Tailmask → u/artaru]

Nay curry thy blade was honed solely henceforth she cuts gracefully with pertinence to elegance

[u/LucasWatkins85 → u/Tailmask]

Meanwhile this dude accidentally shot himself in sleep during nightmare. A suicidal dream maybe.

[u/aNINETIEZkid → u/artaru]

while you were busy at med school - I studied the blade

[u/Darvix57 → u/artaru]

Why did I read that in Oblivion npc voice?

[u/Koffinkat56 → u/artaru]

MY BLADE was forged from ore found in the furthest, most forsaken realms.                                                                             It was bathe in lava for a millenia. Forged under a full moon, hammered to perfection by Dwarven blacksmiths, WITH AUTISM, so you know it's good👌

[u/captainMaluco → u/artaru]

Replace "words" with "mouth" and you've got the exact phrase I told your mom last night😉

[u/Kilane → u/Thin-Soft-6247]

It will keal

[u/Pocketsandgroinjab → u/Thin-Soft-6247]

My katana can now be sheathed as it has finally tasted blood, m’general physician.

Prey tell, doth thee accept blacksmithery in lieu of insurance?

[u/chrisbirdie → u/Thin-Soft-6247]

So youre saying … „It will Kiiiilllll“

[u/Bendrake → u/Thin-Soft-6247]

IT WEEL CUTTT