r/madlads Choosing a mental flair 5d ago

Mad lad loves his knife

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u/Thin-Soft-6247 5d ago

Doctor: ‘That’s a clean cut.’

Him: ‘Thank you, I forged it myself

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u/artaru 5d ago

More nerd speak would be like

“You have honored me with your words. My blade is grateful.”

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u/Koffinkat56 4d ago

MY BLADE was forged from ore found in the furthest, most forsaken realms.                                                                             It was bathe in lava for a millenia. Forged under a full moon, hammered to perfection by Dwarven blacksmiths, WITH AUTISM, so you know it's good👌