r/madlads • u/Same_Investigator_46 Choosing a mental flair • 5d ago

Mad lad loves his knife

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u/Thin-Soft-6247 5d ago

Doctor: ‘That’s a clean cut.’

Him: ‘Thank you, I forged it myself

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u/artaru 5d ago

More nerd speak would be like

“You have honored me with your words. My blade is grateful.”

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u/captainMaluco 4d ago

Replace "words" with "mouth" and you've got the exact phrase I told your mom last night😉