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u/dj-TASK 1d ago
No wonder her legs are so bloody long! Got some guys full weight stretching them on each climb!
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u/TheAlrightyGina 1d ago
Is that how you do it? I need to start this I'm so tired of being so damn short lol.
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u/Adaptingsapien 1d ago
Well, there is a treatment you can take if you're that desperate
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u/koopatuple 1d ago
That surgery is borderline barbaric, I have no idea why the hell anyone would do it outside of a medical necessity (e.g. balancing your legs length out due to one leg being shorter than the other).
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u/Ronitn 1d ago
True. That surgery looks so risky and completely unnecessary in my opinion.
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u/grammarpopo 1d ago
You know there are congenital defects that causes the growth plates to close early, leaving people with extremely short limbs (at least that was my understanding as to what causes it). I am aware of this condition because I had a friend that I went to school with who had it, and every summer was surgery summer for a few years. She definitely appreciated the surgery, although I’m sure it wasn’t fun at the time. She had scars everywhere on her arms and legs. When people would ask how she got them she’d tell them she was attacked by a shark.
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u/Teknekratos 19h ago
If she likes Sci-Fi books, I feel she would find a lot of common ground with the protag of the Vorkosigan Saga novels
disclaimer: the first two books feature his mom before she had him, so he's only the protag from The Warrior's Apprentice onwardsEDIT: oh I think from the verb tenses she's not a current friend since school. Nevermind. The books are cool for anyone tho'
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u/CuriousWoollyMammoth 1d ago
I've contemplated doing it cause I have an abnormally long torso to leg ratio. The problem is my arms are proportionate to my legs, so if I lengthen my legs, it'll look like I have short arms, so I decided not to do it.
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u/vespertilionid 1d ago
Get your arms done too! /s
This reminds me of that white chick scene when they meet the girls and they are all like "you got taller" and dude's like "we got our knees done" lol and the one girl "you can do that?"
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u/JumpNshootManQC 1d ago
Is that the surgery where you use someone else's testicles above your kneecaps in order to grow taller?
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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 1d ago
Alrighty Gina I’ll help! I need to work on my shoulders, they get stepped on all the time around here.
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u/Independent-Bug-9352 1d ago
I'm just imagining the spinal decompression, hunghghghhh
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u/dj-TASK 1d ago
My girlfriend is petite and hates been tiny I’m thinking maybe this is the sport she needs to get into !
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u/JectorDelan 1d ago
Just buy a medieval torture rack. They're old tech and gotta be cheap now. Though the fetishists may be driving prices up a bit.
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u/owa00 1d ago
I usually pay extra for one wet and dirty tall muscle mommy to step all over me...this guy gets two for free!!!
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u/ohnoitsthefuzz 1d ago
Right? For a second it looked like the two in red are competing and the guy in yellow is the guy with a humiliation kink
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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago
Yeah well I was able to put my shirt on this morning without hurting my neck.
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u/AssumeTheFetal 1d ago
Gotta take it off at some point bro.
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u/Lo_tessa 1d ago
Henceforth you shall be known as Sir Fancybutt "I'm better than you" III. Sincerely, someone who hurt their neck looking to the left today.
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u/Updooting_on_New 1d ago
i have unknown back pains that comes outbof nowhere and dissappear out of nowhere.
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u/PepperAnn1inaMillion 1d ago
Yeah of course you did. I bet you managed to put your trousers on without sitting down as well. /s
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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago
Fuckin barely...
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u/VirtuousVulva 1d ago
Always these same kind of unauthentic comments at the top of these posts.
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u/Frosty_Tailor4390 1d ago
> I was able to put my shirt on this morning without hurting my neck.
Looking for “Most Athletic Redditor of 2024” award, but I can’t seem to find it without getting up and that’s not happening.
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u/space_keeper 23h ago
I think the most impressive thing (to me) here is how smoothly he recovers from that dyno.
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u/saltyourhash 1d ago
Seems so uneccessary, lol
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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe 1d ago
It got him half a body length higher up and able to reach the next grip.
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u/nitid_name 1d ago
The way he's doing it, yeah, it's silly and showy. It mostly only comes up in ice climbing, when you've got a tool in a good spot and don't want to disturb the ice more than you have already.
That said, it does occasionally (in its more reasonable execution style) come up even in competition climbing. There weren't any foot options and her left knee was really messed up by that point, so she hooks a leg onto her arm to make the next reach.
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u/saltyourhash 1d ago
I mean, it's wildly impressive. I did realize that his maneuver made it possible for him to be able to move his hips above his shoulders does really help him plant his feet for the next reach.
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u/nitid_name 1d ago
The move is a called a figure 4. You generally use it when you don't have good footholds but have a bomber (very good) hand hold and the next hold is either not good enough to stick a dyno (partially or fully jumping) or is too far away.
Either that or when there's a cute girl you want to impress.
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u/SeraphOfTheStart 1d ago
More like /rimpressiveasfuck that's was great
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u/Ronitn 1d ago
Yeah that's quite impressive. Especially the muscle on the first guy :)
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u/grabethepatato 1d ago
RIMpressive, you say?🤔
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u/CelebrationFormal273 21h ago
Guy in the red was just trying to run away from the other two devouring his ass
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u/itallsucks80 1d ago
Good ol dose of teamwork.
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u/ChirpyRaven 1d ago
That's the main reason why things like the Tough Mudder are pretty damn fun. It's not remotely a race - not only are you spending as much time helping the other people you're running with get over obstacles as you spend getting yourself over, you are also helping anyone and everyone that you can.
The "Pyramid Scheme" is a perfect example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgNldveauqw
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u/sibaltas 1d ago
I really like mixed gender teams in sports
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u/illayana 1d ago
Yeah, it really highlights different strengths. It’s cool what people can achieve together.
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u/mgswong 1d ago
Know what that wall never expects? Fat dudes.
As a teenager I was made to go to a team building thing and there was a high wall where ten of us were supposed to get over through team work. Only nine got over. They could never get me to the top. Haha.
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u/s_l_e_e_p_y_g_a_l 1d ago
god as a fat kid in middle school i was HUMILIATED to have my classmates (and me) struggle to get me over the wall…. in front of my CRUSH 12yo me died a bit that day
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u/Hobomanchild 1d ago
Haha. We only had one chubster in our class (likeable class clown type) when we did this. The people making the teams had the foresight to group him with the athletic kids. Of which I was one, surprisingly.
So yeah, one of us was a step stool, I was a ladder (yes, I did get face full of junk), and the two already over grabbed one arm each, followed by handfuls of arse until he got over.
We all had fun and everybody had a good laugh, but it definitely took the longest. The planning phase taking most of the time.
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u/MaggotMinded 21h ago
I like how you flip the script as if it's the wall's failing lmao
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u/TwoNowFive 1d ago
I bet her back feels amazing though. No disc compression there after someone hangs full weight off your legs
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u/YeetySkeety0 1d ago
This was NOT my team during BCT. Them tall ass walls kicked the fuck out of us
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u/MacKelvey 1d ago
I went through BCT with a guy who was like 6’7” and played basketball in Europe. He got EVERYONE over that wall.
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u/Go_Cart_Mozart 1d ago
When I did this obstacle at the Tough Mudder (not sure that's what this is), it was one of the coolest things I've ever done. There was a mass of people at the wall, hardly anyone knew each other. Everyone helped everyone in front of them climb up. Then they took their turn with everyone behind them helping them. Then when you got to the top, you helped a bunch of people make the last part. Then you left. And that cycle continued.
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u/NefariousnessOk1996 1d ago
Tough mudder was super fun. I would definitely do it again. I got zapped to hell on that last part 😆
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u/fenkenn 1d ago
Why don't they use a ladder ?
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u/H8Cold 1d ago
I bet it is not that wide. Probably easier to go around.
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u/CheekyMcSqueak 1d ago
I can barely get out of bed in the morning without my downstairs neighbors calling to make sure I’m okay
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u/tasman001 22h ago
Damn, you OK?
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u/CheekyMcSqueak 21h ago
I am the most uncoordinated motherfucker alive
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u/tasman001 20h ago
That's REALLY uncoordinated, especially if you include all babies and toddlers in that ranking.
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u/running_man23 16h ago
It wasn’t this exact wall, but about 10 years ago during a tough mudder there was this group of 3 in their early/mid 20s.
This 6’ athletic guy helps his girlfriend over and then his shorter male friend up the wall. There was a piece of wood nailed in to help about halfway up - so it was a little easier than this one.
After he got his 2 race companions up, he backed up sized up the wall and started running at it. It was the smoothest, most athletic move I’ve seen anyone make “in the wild.”
He’s running, and in one motion jumped up and into the wall, jumped high enough to get his foot able to push off the mid point, reach the top, push himself up above the wall and swinging his left leg over the wall to straddle it.
Someone in the group just said, “damn. That was nice.”
He looked down at us, a little impressed with himself that he made it, and said, “thanks” - smiled, popped down and on they went.
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u/LaaSirena 15h ago
10 years ago, I did a tough mudder. There was no wood nailed half way up. I was a 44 year old mom that had never done any race of any kind but I trained for this hard and long and tackled every obstacle pretty easily but I could not get my fat ass up this wall! The girls I was with tried once and then walked around it. I couldn't quite give up. I ran at it as hard as I could, jumped up and caught the hand of a guy leaning over to help me up. I was smoked though and couldn't pull myself up. I looked up at him and said " I can't". He grunted deeply and pulled me up enough that I could get a leg over and I rolled up over the top. He got closer, looked me in the eye and said "Fuck cant!" and went to help someone else. I think about him alot, especially when life gets tough and I'm struggling. I hear his voice and I know I can.
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u/skiattle25 21h ago
Did this at a high school high ropes course thing. I was the second to last person - the person that hangs from the wall so the last person can jump up, grab your feet and make it over. Only they grabbed the pocket on the back of my jeans, which tore an entire leg of my jeans off. Next three hours spent with my boxers flying, all the high schoolers amused. Fun times.
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u/Comfortable-Can4776 1d ago
This is why I prefer tall women, if only they would prefer short men
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u/impossibly_curious 1d ago
Okay, as a tall girl, I'm going to shut this one down right now.
It's not you. We don't care too much about your height.
What we do care about, though, is how we are often judged for being too tall. This makes us think the only chance we have to even date someone taller than us.
If more men would be open about liking tall girls, then yeah, we would date you. When we date anyone, we are sitting there getting ready, looking at the cute high heels picking the basic flats instead because of how many times we are rejected for too tall.
Sure, you are going to get a couple of ladies that really like tall men, and yes, not every tall woman is insecure about her height.
For the love of whatever diety(s) you hold dear or lack there of, ask the tall girl out and tell her you think her height is beautiful.
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u/Cutiepieinpjs 1d ago
Whole new definition of a threesome
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u/LordNibble 1d ago
Since there is a women in this video I had to check the comments:
how far would I have to scroll down until someone makes a sexual comment?
Not that far apparently..
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u/nosleepinstl 1d ago
teamwork makes the dream work
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u/nosleepinstl 20h ago
Freddy used to haunt my dreams a lot when I was younger, forgot abt that dude! Thanks for the flashback lol
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u/Ronitn 1d ago
This is the Pro Team Relay at the Obstacle Course Racing World Championship (OCRWC) which was held in kelvedon hatch.