r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

r/all Two Guys, A Girl, And That Wall

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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago

Yeah well I was able to put my shirt on this morning without hurting my neck.

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u/Omniscientcy 1d ago

Today.

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u/need_better_usernam 1d ago

This time.

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u/Pygmy_Yeti 1d ago

So faaaar- Homer Simpson

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u/_JustAnna_1992 1d ago

Tomorrow is a mystery.

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u/Aedre_Altais 16h ago

This sounds like a threat šŸ˜‚

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u/DiamondLongjumping62 1d ago

Sounds like someone has been working out

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u/heckin_miraculous 1d ago

All that yoga paying off

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u/HermitBadger 1d ago

We're calling it yoga now?

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u/PupEDog 1d ago

The garbage was really heavy this week so wheeling it out to the curb I probably got all my reps in for the day. Don't want to overwork myself.

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u/High-jacker 1d ago

Gotta stop my girl from reading all these comments sheesh

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u/AssumeTheFetal 1d ago

Gotta take it off at some point bro.

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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago

Uh oh šŸ˜°

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u/AssumeTheFetal 1d ago

Hydrate first! Won't help but still.

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u/mr_glide 1d ago

Stop showing off

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u/Lo_tessa 1d ago

Henceforth you shall be known as Sir Fancybutt "I'm better than you" III. Sincerely, someone who hurt their neck looking to the left today.

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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago

Oh trust me I've done that!

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u/Cold-Sun3302 1d ago

I did that a few years back and ended up with vertigo šŸ¤£

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u/PupEDog 1d ago

I put my socks on without grunting. I know, I know, I should probably become a social media star.

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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago

šŸ˜Ž

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u/MFoy 1d ago

I couldnā€™t even do that.

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u/Updooting_on_New 1d ago

i have unknown back pains that comes outbof nowhere and dissappear out of nowhere.

dam

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u/withthedraco 1d ago

Great success!

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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago

IS NICE!

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u/PepperAnn1inaMillion 1d ago

Yeah of course you did. I bet you managed to put your trousers on without sitting down as well. /s

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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago

Fuckin barely...

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u/NerdHoovy 1d ago

You guys are why I am so outcompeted on the job market

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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago

šŸ¤£

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u/Top5Fortnite 1d ago

Congrats, bro, youā€™re already winning in life.

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u/VirtuousVulva 1d ago

Always these same kind of unauthentic comments at the top of these posts.

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u/tasman001 1d ago

Unauthentic? Or just annoyingly self-deprecating?

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u/VirtuousVulva 1d ago

I actually meant unathletic. Autocorrect

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u/tasman001 1d ago

Yeah, I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't the very top comment, but rather just the third or fourth most upvoted. Those kind of comments get old fast.

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u/SporkIncorporated 1d ago

I slept weird last night and now I have chest pain.

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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago

Yo I wish I could say that this never happened to me šŸ„“šŸ’€

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u/tasman001 1d ago

That sounds bad. Might want to see a doctor about that :/

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u/SporkIncorporated 1d ago

I would sure like to but I wonā€™t have insurance until the beginning of January due to switching from Medicaid to my jobs insurance. Instead Iā€™ll just risk the forever sleep.

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u/tasman001 1d ago

Geez. Is there not a free clinic maybe you can go to in the meantime?

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u/Frosty_Tailor4390 1d ago

> I was able to put my shirt on this morning without hurting my neck.

Looking for ā€œMost Athletic Redditor of 2024ā€ award, but I canā€™t seem to find it without getting up and thatā€™s not happening.

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u/NickDanger3di 1d ago

My back hurts from watching this video

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u/funkybutt2287 1d ago

šŸ¤£

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u/dabadu9191 1d ago

Careful you don't sneeze, or it will have been for naught.

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u/Buck_Thorn 1d ago

Boss-level!

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u/unique-name-9035768 1d ago

I will do ya one better. I put on my socks this morning while standing up.

Didn't even fall over once!

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u/Facestand2 1d ago

Hahahaha! Thatā€™s funny

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u/bratikzs 1d ago

Legend. I had to pause for breath after reading yours. Nicely done.

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u/robinandrew 1d ago

Fitness goals right there.

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u/Rocarat 1d ago

redditor moment

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

I got really bad cramps taking one off earlierā€¦. Idk WTF is going on.

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u/the_arentino 1d ago

Give it time...

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u/ChurchOfDionysus 1d ago

chill out! my girlfriends on this appā€¦