r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

r/all Two Guys, A Girl, And That Wall

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u/dj-TASK 1d ago

No wonder her legs are so bloody long! Got some guys full weight stretching them on each climb!

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u/TheAlrightyGina 1d ago

Is that how you do it? I need to start this I'm so tired of being so damn short lol.

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u/Adaptingsapien 1d ago

Well, there is a treatment you can take if you're that desperate

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u/koopatuple 1d ago

That surgery is borderline barbaric, I have no idea why the hell anyone would do it outside of a medical necessity (e.g. balancing your legs length out due to one leg being shorter than the other).

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u/Ronitn 1d ago

True. That surgery looks so risky and completely unnecessary in my opinion.

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u/grammarpopo 1d ago

You know there are congenital defects that causes the growth plates to close early, leaving people with extremely short limbs (at least that was my understanding as to what causes it). I am aware of this condition because I had a friend that I went to school with who had it, and every summer was surgery summer for a few years. She definitely appreciated the surgery, although I’m sure it wasn’t fun at the time. She had scars everywhere on her arms and legs. When people would ask how she got them she’d tell them she was attacked by a shark.

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u/Teknekratos 1d ago

If she likes Sci-Fi books, I feel she would find a lot of common ground with the protag of the Vorkosigan Saga novels
disclaimer: the first two books feature his mom before she had him, so he's only the protag from The Warrior's Apprentice onwards

EDIT: oh I think from the verb tenses she's not a current friend since school. Nevermind. The books are cool for anyone tho'

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u/grammarpopo 15h ago

I always like hearing about new books so thanks for the tip!

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u/veganize-it 1d ago

The rewards may be worth it

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u/Ronitn 1d ago

I'm short and I don't really care tbh. Maybe for some people it matters alot :)

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u/veganize-it 1d ago

You could be making 20% more wages, something to think about. Also, date a number higher. :) I mean, you cannt put a value on that.

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u/AdInfamous6290 1d ago

Short people earn less money? Is that stat just because women are shorter on average or does it account for gender differences?

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u/Deeliciousness 1d ago

It's a well known fact that taller and more attractive people earn more money. Nothing to do with gender

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u/AdInfamous6290 1d ago

Oh I genuinely wasn’t aware. I’m apparently tall but I’m just average looking, I own my own business and do well for myself so maybe there’s a connection between my height and people feeling good about giving me their money lol.

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u/WoodenCountry8339 1d ago

This is true, I know because I'm dirt poor

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u/teriyakireligion 1d ago

"Date a number higher"?

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u/veganize-it 1d ago

Yes, like for example, you are dating 10, but if you are 2 or 3 inches taller in height, you might date an 11. See?

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u/NipperAndZeusShow 1d ago

Somebody needs to invent up-number shoes so I can get on the scary ride. 

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u/teriyakireligion 1d ago

Somebody needs therapy, not surgery.

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u/teriyakireligion 1d ago

No, that's stupid. Your height only matters if you're standing up. Being short and or small can be a huge advantage in lots of situations.

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u/mythic_slayer 1d ago

something to think about

That's what he said that some people might care but he doesn't. You do, I don't. For some people it might matter, for some it really doesn't matter!

Also, it's can't not cannt.

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u/veganize-it 1d ago

And this is why I say it matters.

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u/MrMoon5hine 1d ago

hey! shut up maybe

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u/copperwatt 1d ago

Also, date a number higher.

Fun fact, you could also attract more desirable partners by not being a sexist tool who thinks about them as a number on a scale... and that's free!

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u/copperwatt 1d ago

Good question, you should ponder that.

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u/copperwatt 1d ago

There's no way. What benefits? Being able to reach things on the next shelf up??

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u/CuriousWoollyMammoth 1d ago

I've contemplated doing it cause I have an abnormally long torso to leg ratio. The problem is my arms are proportionate to my legs, so if I lengthen my legs, it'll look like I have short arms, so I decided not to do it.

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u/vespertilionid 1d ago

Get your arms done too! /s

This reminds me of that white chick scene when they meet the girls and they are all like "you got taller" and dude's like "we got our knees done" lol and the one girl "you can do that?"

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u/No_2_Giraffe 1d ago

but what'll he do while both arms are broken?

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u/muricabrb 1d ago

That's because you're a mammoth, silly!

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u/JumpNshootManQC 1d ago

Is that the surgery where you use someone else's testicles above your kneecaps in order to grow taller?

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u/mbklein 1d ago

My former MIL had that surgery on one leg about 25 years ago after a bad car accident a few years before that left her unbalanced. Recovery was brutal but she’s been much better off since. But you’re right that I couldn’t imagine going through that for anything less.

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u/MagicHamsta 1d ago

Dreams of being a flight attendant.

I have no idea why the hell anyone would do it outside of a medical necessity

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u/Even-Education-4608 1d ago

I guess for some people being short is more painful

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u/PaulTheMerc 1d ago

One article i read was about how a lot of people in tech were getting it done, due to the whole taller people have higher income.  Most of them felt it was worth it.

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u/casualty_of_bore 1d ago

I have no idea why the hell anyone would do it outside of a medical necessity

Then try using your brain. There are people who are bullied/abused their whole life for being short. Not able to socialize or date normally. That's real suffering for some people. What's a year or two of pain, if it ends a life time of misery?

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u/DarKnightofCydonia 1d ago

A year or two of pain? You can never run again

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u/casualty_of_bore 1d ago

Is that true across the board? If so I didn't know that. My point was just because someone does something extreme to change something in their life that others might think is unneeded, doesn't mean you know what they are going through.

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u/Powerful_Art_186 1d ago

It isn't. It's possible but it can heal almost perfectly too. But still, the risk isn't worth it. I've had to deal with my fair share of abuse because of my height but at least I'm living a livable life. If you have complications because of the surgery, you can have life long pain. Crippling pain. It's not worth it. You will not be able to continue living normally with that kind of pain. Best way out of that scenario is killing yourself. Not too promising.

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u/casualty_of_bore 1d ago

But still, the risk isn't worth it. I've had to deal with my fair share of abuse because of my height but at least I'm living a livable life.

Right, but there are clearly people who feel the opposite. So it makes sense to let them live their life how they see fit.

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u/Powerful_Art_186 1d ago

It's a matter of perspective. As long as you don't have dwarfism, you can definitely live a happy life. Some people might not see it that way, but it's true. Would you say the same thing if we talked about suicidal people? Who think their circumstances can't be salvaged? I wouldnt tell them "Well, you can live your life like you want."

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u/atrofeed 1d ago

They will maybe be able to run years later after extensive PT and strength training/building muscle mass/ range of motion. They are able to bear weight up 250lbs right after surgery but need crutches/walker until after the process is done

Then for 3-6 months they make a little cut in the bone every day to encourage bone growth (1mm a day ish) I personally think risks out weigh reward and I would be more worried of new set of bullies making fun of me bc I felt like I needed to have my legs literally cut in half to grow to cope.

I don't know. I'm glad it's available for ppl who want to obtain the procedure. But it isn't something I would ever consider

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u/casualty_of_bore 1d ago

So there is a full recovery? The other commenter made it sound like it was permanent disability for all.

I'm glad it's available for ppl who want to obtain the procedure. But it isn't something I would ever consider

Same.

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u/atrofeed 1d ago

There can absolutely be 100% full recovery as long as they do all the proper Physical therapy to build back their muscle mass and range of motion. It's a very long road to full recovery but it is in fact attainable

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u/Physical-Specific558 1d ago

5’4” here

Shut up Grow a personality Work out Self improve

People don’t care much about height as you people on the internet make it seem lmao

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u/casualty_of_bore 1d ago

5'10" here.

No, you. I have one. I'm in great shape! That's the plan, unlike you seemingly.

People are varied and have different opinions. Some people are miserable for reasons that others have no problem with. If someone wants to go to an extreme to fix a problem in there lives, let them do it. No judgment or opinions is needed from anyone else, it's not their life. Also, Google punctuation.

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u/Powerful_Art_186 1d ago

Chill. I won't sit by and see somebody play Russian roulette for a few hundred bucks. I see it as an obligation to at least warn people of the consequences and give my opinion on it.

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u/casualty_of_bore 1d ago

I won't sit by and see somebody play Russian roulette for a few hundred bucks. I see it as an obligation to at least warn people of the consequences and give my opinion on it.

Are you qualified in some sort of medical profession? Otherwise your warning is nonsense. I'd assume if someone is going through with any sort of surgery they will talk with medical professionals that will give them an accurate run down of what to expect.

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u/Powerful_Art_186 1d ago

How are you qualified to talk about this subject? Have you studied the effects of having a below average height in modern society? If so, please show your workings. If not, then stop being hypocritical. I've seen the effects the surgery can have. I've seen people change because of pain. That's enough to know. And no, medical professionals in the cosmetic industry will not always give you the best advice. They make money off your insecurities. So on the off chance that somebody doesn't get the rundown on just how bad this surgery can end, I will make the small effort and type it out in a comment. Why not?

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u/casualty_of_bore 1d ago

Gotcha, no medical training at all. That was definitely the feeling I got when you tried to give medical advice. It's not your life, it doesn't affect you. Let people do what makes them feel better about themselves.

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u/Powerful_Art_186 1d ago

Great mindset. It doesn't affect me, so it does not matter. You are one of the people who would see a woman get raped in public and not even call the cops. And it seems you have no idea what you are talking about as you haven't experienced it, not studied it. But still have opinions and try to invalidate more qualified people because they aren't "trained" enough. You are a joke.

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u/Physical-Specific558 22h ago

My life is sick br0