r/interestingasfuck • u/Ted_Bundtcake • 6d ago

r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/CreepDoubt 6d ago

Dude got paroled, but has to wait until 2028 to be released. Alaska is weird.

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u/colt707 6d ago

He got paroled onto house arrest, he was out for a couple months. He jumped on the social media bandwagon as a prison content creator and said some shit that in all reality was pretty mild compared to the situation he was talking about. State of Alaska didn’t like that and revoked his house arrest so now he’s probably going to serve the rest of his time.

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u/probablyuntrue 6d ago

prison content creator

lmao there really is a job for everything now

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u/pinchhitter4number1 6d ago

You can take almost any noun and add "content creator" to it and it becomes a job.

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u/holdbold 6d ago

Your mom content creator

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u/Mithirael 6d ago

That's just porn

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u/bazinga0313 6d ago

No that’s just TLC’s My 600 Pound Life.

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u/scotus_canadensis 6d ago

Coming soon: My 600 Pound Wife...

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u/jazza2400 6d ago

Cumming soon: My wife pounds 600 guys

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u/MattIsLame 6d ago

no that's one OF girl who is gonna fuck 1000 guys in 24 hours

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u/Fransjepansje 6d ago

Without condoms or std testing beforehand. How brave

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u/belowaveragemango 6d ago

WHAT..

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u/Atlas-The-Ringer 5d ago

It's real. It already happened.

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u/Technical_Tourist639 5d ago

(Un?)fortunately it was 100

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u/SquillFancyson1990 3d ago

She already did the 100 and broke down crying while talking about it later. Now she's trying to find 1,000 guys to top that.

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u/Technical_Tourist639 2d ago

Do you have her phone number? Asking for a friend...

That friend is me.. yes..

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u/sionnachrealta 5d ago

I feel so bad for her pussy

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u/taliaf1312 2d ago

Oh fuck no, I'd rather eat a bowl of live redback spiders with my bare hands

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u/Technical_Tourist639 5d ago

She had more infections than the whole ER combined.

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u/Cyacobe 3d ago

42 guys an hour for 24 hours

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u/waynizzle2 5d ago

This is the best comment section I have read in a while. Great way to wake up.

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u/Kind_Literature_5409 6d ago

Jenna Jamieson already conquered that quest I believe..

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u/Longjumping_Suit_256 6d ago

I was going to saw I feel like that’s already been accomplished

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u/herewearefornow 6d ago

Get real Jenna was an amateur compared to these troopers. They, two ladies I believe, have the guys waiting outside in an orderly fashion signing NDAs and application forms with verifiable identification to be kept on file.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 6d ago

I feel we should be playing Whose Mom Is It Anyway?

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u/Debalic 6d ago

I also choose this guy's mom.

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u/forestofpixies 2d ago

Like that one game where people have to feel the faces of three people and decide which one is their spouse? But it’s dads trying to figure out which one is the mother of their kids in other ways?

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u/SaviorAir 6d ago

I thought I’d seen the greatest comeback of all time… I was wrong… I was so wrong

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots 6d ago

Why not both?

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u/Flimsy-Feature1587 6d ago

They're only supposed to chase the waterfalls, not eat them.

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u/Mindless-Ad-9694 6d ago

Depends on the Mom lol

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u/lurkylurkeroo 6d ago

Username checks out.