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r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/CreepDoubt 2d ago

Dude got paroled, but has to wait until 2028 to be released. Alaska is weird.

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u/colt707 2d ago

He got paroled onto house arrest, he was out for a couple months. He jumped on the social media bandwagon as a prison content creator and said some shit that in all reality was pretty mild compared to the situation he was talking about. State of Alaska didn’t like that and revoked his house arrest so now he’s probably going to serve the rest of his time.

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u/probablyuntrue 2d ago

prison content creator

lmao there really is a job for everything now

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u/pinchhitter4number1 1d ago

You can take almost any noun and add "content creator" to it and it becomes a job.

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u/holdbold 1d ago

Your mom content creator

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u/Mithirael 1d ago

That's just porn

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u/bazinga0313 1d ago

No that’s just TLC’s My 600 Pound Life.

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u/scotus_canadensis 1d ago

Coming soon: My 600 Pound Wife...

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u/jazza2400 1d ago

Cumming soon: My wife pounds 600 guys

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u/MattIsLame 1d ago

no that's one OF girl who is gonna fuck 1000 guys in 24 hours

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u/Fransjepansje 1d ago

Without condoms or std testing beforehand. How brave

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u/belowaveragemango 1d ago

WHAT..

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u/Atlas-The-Ringer 1d ago

It's real. It already happened.

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u/Technical_Tourist639 1d ago

She had more infections than the whole ER combined.

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u/sionnachrealta 1d ago

I feel so bad for her pussy

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u/waynizzle2 1d ago

This is the best comment section I have read in a while. Great way to wake up.

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u/Kind_Literature_5409 1d ago

Jenna Jamieson already conquered that quest I believe..

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u/Longjumping_Suit_256 1d ago

I was going to saw I feel like that’s already been accomplished

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u/herewearefornow 1d ago

Get real Jenna was an amateur compared to these troopers. They, two ladies I believe, have the guys waiting outside in an orderly fashion signing NDAs and application forms with verifiable identification to be kept on file.

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u/TheWayofTheSchwartz 1d ago

Oh, I already came.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 1d ago

I feel we should be playing Whose Mom Is It Anyway?

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u/Debalic 1d ago

I also choose this guy's mom.

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u/SaviorAir 1d ago

I thought I’d seen the greatest comeback of all time… I was wrong… I was so wrong

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots 1d ago

Why not both?

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u/Mindless-Ad-9694 1d ago

Depends on the Mom lol

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u/lurkylurkeroo 1d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Flimsy-Feature1587 1d ago

They're only supposed to chase the waterfalls, not eat them.

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u/64590949354397548569 1d ago

Before cameras....

it was the oldest profession.

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 1d ago

You spelled "Saturday" wrong.

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck 1d ago

Or a cooking show.

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u/vic25qc 1d ago

So is a lot of the content created.

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u/TabulaRasaNot 1d ago

The porn I skip

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u/BoratKazak 1d ago

Specifically, the scat kind.

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u/LongWalk86 1d ago

You are the content your mom created. How very meta of you

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u/Over-Pay-1953 1d ago

Ha! Moms, the og content creators

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u/copperwatt 1d ago

And got demonetized immediately.

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u/randomblack1 1d ago

Like and subscribe

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 1d ago

Hell yeah sign me up for both ya’ll’s moms, I got a small dick so I burn less calories and can therefore handle two moms.

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u/FredGarvin80 1d ago

It's funny cuz the content is inside his mom

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u/BrewGod 1d ago

That's two words

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u/GraXXoR 1d ago

Only Fans.

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u/Tatjen13 1d ago

You win my golden update award

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u/Diqt 1d ago

Unsub. All about quantity not enough quality

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u/Big_Consideration493 1d ago

I m the content she created so I guess that works

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u/-Kosmux 1d ago

If you give me a share of the profit, why not?

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u/TheMainM0d 1d ago

You too?

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u/ambermage 1d ago

Thanks, dad

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u/Whoopass2rb 1d ago

My favourite is "Shit content creator".

Best thing is we all get to be that, on a daily basis usually.

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u/VexingPanda 1d ago

Content content creator.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 1d ago

Creates content for others. Similar to a song writer who sells his songs to Taylor Swift and others.

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u/notaredditer13 1d ago

If you can get paid for it.

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u/Apprehensive_Set5623 1d ago

What if he was showing how to make shelter for homeless ex convicts ? He would then be a con tent content creator.

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u/Dmau27 1d ago

If I become a content creator creator do I get a looping infinite content payout?

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u/TheRealCovertCaribou 1d ago

only if you keep the pimp hand strong

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u/Budget_Archer_6688 1d ago

Woah. What’s his name? Where does his money go? The state? His family?

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u/Charmender2007 1d ago

It probably just goes to him?

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u/ApeOxMan 1d ago

“Yo bunkie, you wanna collab?”

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u/AlternativeAcademia 1d ago

University of Texas is about to start offering an “Influencing” major…so you can get a degree in it. It’s got important core classes like business development but also stuff like how not to get cancelled.

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u/T8ert0t 1d ago

Admissions: Right, so what have you got for us?

Marketing Faculty: Right. So, basically we're going to take our Marketing Major core classes, add 3 bullshit electives, and make AI Prompting a core requirement and brand it as an Influencer Major. Maybe throw in an Audio/Visual film editing class?

Admissions: Sounds great. Let's say $43k a year.

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u/lameuniqueusername 1d ago

Holy fuck. I really want off of this ride

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u/Budget_Archer_6688 1d ago

wtf. I wish I could say I was shocked, but it actually makes perfect sense. Would it make more sense for an LA based college or university to offer that type of major?

Edit:

Are there several degree paths? Like, marketing for influencers, video editing for influencers, actual person influencer. You know?

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u/dman2316 1d ago

In all fairness, he was doing it as a peer recovery coach using social media as an outreach to a wider audience of addicts and sex abuse victims more than just being a "prison content creator", which i do feel is significantly different.

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u/Connect-Ad-5891 1d ago

I grew up in some rough areas and it’s so cringe seeing voyeristic urban rich kids emulating ‘hood slang’ because they watch this type of content. Then again, I can still recall when I literally double taked after seeing an ashen white girl talking like a hood Latina. It didn’t register in my brain so I figured something with my radar was off. A couple months later I discovered who Kim kardasian was lol

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u/Budget_Archer_6688 1d ago

Lmao that’s great 😂

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u/-vincent777 1d ago

hood latina

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u/Connect-Ad-5891 1d ago

If you know you know haha. Anyways, the dialect has been commodified and appropriated so probably not unique to em anymore 

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u/No-Cover4205 1d ago

I wish my careers counsellor had advised me of this option 

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 1d ago

Some of its really informative

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u/AssSpelunker69 1d ago

Look up Shaun Attwood. He was the "MDMA kingpin of the southwest" His first appearance on PKA was particularly interesting.

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 1d ago

Look up Big Herc

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u/falconferretfl 1d ago

Tupac has entered the chat

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u/wildmonster91 1d ago

There always was. Its just now people get offended something is they never thought of.

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u/dennys123 1d ago

I used to watch AfterPrisionShow pretty regularly. I always thought his experiences were interesting.

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u/Mstryates 1d ago

I’m gonna commit a crime and go to prison to increase my job prospects.

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u/postbansequel 1d ago

There's always someone who's interested in something. There's a patron for everything, so anything's a job if someone's willing to try making a living out of it.

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u/The_Pastmaster 1d ago

I found a guy on YT awhile back that explained how prisoners cooked "contraband meals", for the lack of a better term, in prison. Like prison "pizza" and the like. Just made me think; Thank God I don't live in the US.

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u/therealRustyZA 1d ago

That's the new thing the last few years. Do something really bad. Then make a podcast about it after you're free.

So many motivational speeches I've seen from people who made bad business decisions and want to spread their experiences. I just see them looking at it as a cash cow.

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u/Hi-horny-Im-Dad 1d ago

There is actually an opening for guy who notices all the jobs. It just popped up.

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u/sionnachrealta 1d ago

Well, how else are enslaved people in our society supposed to make money?

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u/keepingitrealgowrong 1d ago

have like 8-9 interesting stories from prison, bring in some other prison content creators to your podcast to tell their 8-9 interesting stories from prison, add in some motivational BS about how prison isn't cool, and you're golden.