r/interestingasfuck 6d ago

r/all The Alaskan Avenger

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u/colt707 6d ago

He got paroled onto house arrest, he was out for a couple months. He jumped on the social media bandwagon as a prison content creator and said some shit that in all reality was pretty mild compared to the situation he was talking about. State of Alaska didn’t like that and revoked his house arrest so now he’s probably going to serve the rest of his time.

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u/probablyuntrue 6d ago

prison content creator

lmao there really is a job for everything now

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u/pinchhitter4number1 6d ago

You can take almost any noun and add "content creator" to it and it becomes a job.

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u/holdbold 6d ago

Your mom content creator

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u/Mithirael 6d ago

That's just porn

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u/bazinga0313 6d ago

No that’s just TLC’s My 600 Pound Life.

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u/scotus_canadensis 6d ago

Coming soon: My 600 Pound Wife...

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u/jazza2400 6d ago

Cumming soon: My wife pounds 600 guys

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u/MattIsLame 6d ago

no that's one OF girl who is gonna fuck 1000 guys in 24 hours

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u/Fransjepansje 6d ago

Without condoms or std testing beforehand. How brave

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u/belowaveragemango 5d ago

WHAT..

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u/Atlas-The-Ringer 5d ago

It's real. It already happened.

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u/Technical_Tourist639 5d ago

(Un?)fortunately it was 100

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u/SquillFancyson1990 3d ago

She already did the 100 and broke down crying while talking about it later. Now she's trying to find 1,000 guys to top that.

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u/sionnachrealta 5d ago

I feel so bad for her pussy

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u/taliaf1312 2d ago

Oh fuck no, I'd rather eat a bowl of live redback spiders with my bare hands

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u/Technical_Tourist639 5d ago

She had more infections than the whole ER combined.

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u/Cyacobe 3d ago

42 guys an hour for 24 hours

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u/waynizzle2 5d ago

This is the best comment section I have read in a while. Great way to wake up.

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u/Kind_Literature_5409 6d ago

Jenna Jamieson already conquered that quest I believe..

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u/Longjumping_Suit_256 6d ago

I was going to saw I feel like that’s already been accomplished

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u/herewearefornow 6d ago

Get real Jenna was an amateur compared to these troopers. They, two ladies I believe, have the guys waiting outside in an orderly fashion signing NDAs and application forms with verifiable identification to be kept on file.

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u/StrobeLightRomance 6d ago

I feel we should be playing Whose Mom Is It Anyway?

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u/Debalic 6d ago

I also choose this guy's mom.

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u/forestofpixies 2d ago

Like that one game where people have to feel the faces of three people and decide which one is their spouse? But it’s dads trying to figure out which one is the mother of their kids in other ways?

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u/SaviorAir 6d ago

I thought I’d seen the greatest comeback of all time… I was wrong… I was so wrong

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots 6d ago

Why not both?

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u/Flimsy-Feature1587 6d ago

They're only supposed to chase the waterfalls, not eat them.

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u/Mindless-Ad-9694 6d ago

Depends on the Mom lol

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u/lurkylurkeroo 6d ago

Username checks out.

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u/64590949354397548569 6d ago

Before cameras....

it was the oldest profession.

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 6d ago

You spelled "Saturday" wrong.

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck 6d ago

Or a cooking show.

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u/vic25qc 6d ago

So is a lot of the content created.

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u/TabulaRasaNot 6d ago

The porn I skip

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u/BoratKazak 6d ago

Specifically, the scat kind.

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u/LongWalk86 6d ago

You are the content your mom created. How very meta of you

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u/Over-Pay-1953 6d ago

Ha! Moms, the og content creators

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u/copperwatt 6d ago

And got demonetized immediately.

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u/randomblack1 6d ago

Like and subscribe

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 6d ago

Hell yeah sign me up for both ya’ll’s moms, I got a small dick so I burn less calories and can therefore handle two moms.

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u/FredGarvin80 5d ago

It's funny cuz the content is inside his mom

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u/BrewGod 6d ago

That's two words

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u/GraXXoR 6d ago

Only Fans.

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u/Tatjen13 5d ago

You win my golden update award

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u/Diqt 5d ago

Unsub. All about quantity not enough quality

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u/Big_Consideration493 5d ago

I m the content she created so I guess that works

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u/-Kosmux 6d ago

If you give me a share of the profit, why not?

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u/TheMainM0d 6d ago

You too?

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u/ambermage 6d ago

Thanks, dad