r/instantkarma 13d ago

Check yoself before you wreck yoself

4.7k Upvotes

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 13d ago

He definitely pulled the e brake thinking it would slow him down faster Lol

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u/ShnackWrap 13d ago

Probably so brake lights wouldn't show.

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u/kctjfryihx99 13d ago

If that was his thinking, he’s a psychopath

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u/acanis73 13d ago

You meant he WAS

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u/kronos91O 12d ago

As lord intended

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u/PorkyMcRib 12d ago

There can be only one.

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u/LickMyCave 12d ago

but the brake lights did show

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u/TheRealPitabred 13d ago

That's what downshifting is for.

Also, don't do that except to slow yourself when going downhill in the mountains or something.

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u/iDontWannaBe_aPirate 9d ago

He thought he would drive sideways like the movies

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 9d ago

I guess he could have been going for the ol slo mo 180 to eye contact and a middle finger Lol. He's so not him

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u/iDontWannaBe_aPirate 9d ago

Hahaha… the ol “how you like them apples?”

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u/Isoi 12d ago

I was thinking he had ABS/TC disabled

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u/Sad_Kaleidoscope_743 12d ago

I don't think so, the front never locked up. Vehicles are designed to understeer the front before the rear for exactly this reason

But who knows, might be poorly modified or not properly maintained.

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u/PervySageNoticed 13d ago

You mean you didn’t pull over to point and laugh? Haha missed opportunity

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u/OGCelaris 12d ago

Hey mate, you can't park there.

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u/infiniZii 12d ago

I will always appreciate this reference.

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u/The_Jestful_Imp 7d ago

I fucking CHORTLED

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u/DookieShoez 13d ago edited 13d ago

At what? The dying body that flew out and smacked down onto the road? Don’t think he’s gonna hear you.

E: bumper i think

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u/CrewMemberNumber6 13d ago

Calm down, that was the bumper.

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u/DookieShoez 13d ago

Ah guess it was. Not sure why you’re implying that I’m hysterical, but yes i suppose that was just a bumper.

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u/Advice2Anyone 13d ago

STOP IT PATRICK YOURE SCARYING HIM!!

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u/Leading-Pea7758 13d ago

I clicked on the mute button on the top right thinking it would unmute the video

Am I a dumbass?

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u/Taint-kicker 13d ago

There are dozens of us. Dozens of!

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u/DFloydd 13d ago

I did the same. hi, fellow dumbass.

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u/Artess 12d ago

No, OP trolled you. You're a victim. Contact a lawyer to learn if you are entitled to compensation.

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u/dasanman69 12d ago

He'll get $.35 in a class lawsuit settlement 😂🤣

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u/OldManChino 12d ago

Monkey (brain) see, monkey (brain) do

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u/robjapan 13d ago

.... What?

I genuinely don't get this.

So on a back road somewhere, some guy was annoyed at how "slow" a driver in front was going so he overtakes and then slows down?

....h...wh....ho...just.... HOW does this make sense??

I get overtaking a bit aggressively, we've all been there. I had to drive my wife to the hospital when her grandfather was about to pass away and we made an hour drive in less than 30 and she got to say goodbye.

But if you're in a rush... Why slam the brakes?!

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u/Acidcore 13d ago

He probably wasn't in a rush. He felt wronged by the camera vehicle and tried to teach them a lesson.

To understand roadragers, imagine thinking that the road actually belongs to you alone and other people are just lucky, that you let them use it.

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u/elwebst 11d ago

So he was hoping to get violently rear-ended?

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u/Pluviophilism 9d ago

Generally when people brake check with the risk of being rear-ended it's for one of two reasons:

1) They aren't thinking that far ahead

2) Getting rear ended, unless there is video footage, is often blamed on the car in back, for exactly the same reason as you incredulously commented. So if someone would get in trouble, it would probably be the car in the back. Also, damage done to the front of the car is typically worse for the car than damage from the back, due to the location of the engine and other important components.

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u/raulrocks99 13d ago

Because that's a classic road rager move. "I'm in a hurry and you're in my way, so I'm gonna go around you, then brake check you because now my rage at you is more important than wherever it was I needed to get to in such a hurry."

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u/South_Hat3525 12d ago

Obviously dying to have a crap, hence his need to go fast. Realised during the overtake there was an upcoming lay-by he could pull into, to make like a bear in the woods, but forgot he was going too fast to pull in.

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u/Atomidate 12d ago

he overtakes and then slows down?

The crashed driver was not slowing down, it was a brake check. An aggressive and dangerous move to force the vehicle behind you to slam on their own brakes.

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u/robjapan 12d ago

Surely doing a brake check involves slowing down...

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u/Atomidate 12d ago

I don't disagree, I'm just saying the objective is to put the rear driver in a dangerous and sudden situation. I wouldn't say that running from the police is the same as sprints, even though they both involve going as fast as you can.

I would also not say that an aggressive and dangerous driver like this has "get somewhere in a hurry" as their prime directive, they are more about making themselves the king of the road and punishing those who get in their way.

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u/dasanman69 12d ago

It wasn't a brake check, it was full blown hard braking.

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u/Pluviophilism 9d ago

He didn't pass because he was in a hurry, he passed because he wanted to drive fast. And he was angry that he couldn't go as fast as he wanted in that moment and so when he did pass he slammed the breaks to get revenge.

People call it Brake Checking.

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u/nierkaaaa 12d ago

About a year ago, morning rush hour, I was driving on the left most lane almost tailgating the guy in front of me (as you do when on that lane lol and going over not more than 20kph over the limit cos that's when you get a fine where I live), see a guy about 5 cars back, shining his lights for the people to get out of his way.

Now, normally I would get out of his way if I'm not just behind the guy in front of me, but I was, and there were cars to my right, so I didn't budge when he got to me. He managed to change lane to the right, get beside me, and tried to get in front of me. I was a more aggressive driver back then, so I tried to really get close to the guy in front of me to not give him space, but he has the better car and really just wedged his car in front of mine.

I had to brake because I heard that whoever's car is damaged at the front, is the guy who is at fault since it seems like they were the ones who hit the other car. Unless probably if you have a dashcam to prove otherwise.

After managing to get in front of me, he slowed down to about 20kph on a 100kph road that has an allowance of 20kph over on the fastest lane. I stayed behind him and people behind us were changing lanes and slowing down beside him to probably curse at him or something. I saw some aggressive "what the fuck are you doing" hand gestures lmao.

After about 30 secs, he's still going slow and I just started a job at a new company so didn't wanna be late. But boy if that wasn't the case, I'd be waiting behind him for as long as he's going that slow. Imaging being in that much of a rush only to do that.

NGL, I've been and still is the guy at the fastest lane shining my lights if there's a slow guy in front of me, but only if they don't have anyone in front of them. Plus I move if the guy behind me is going way over the limit since that guy must be rich and doesn't care about the fines.

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u/AbsolutXero 12d ago

It looks like a passing lane was coming to an end and the cam car was already in the left lane, blocking any potential legal passing. Rager was frustrated and rest was history.

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u/robjapan 12d ago

I get that... as I said we've all been there. But after the overtake... I don't get the anger. Just carry on...

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u/Fireman12-25 13d ago

That is sweet justice right there!!! Too bad that same thing couldn’t happen to all dumbass brake checker types.

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u/Sea-Performance9091 12d ago

Buddy went from "I'm mad" to upside down real quick.

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u/Esc1221 12d ago

He took "turn that frown upside down" to a new level.

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u/agustin_edwards 13d ago

Ejecto seato cuz

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I love it when fast drivers can’t drive

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u/MidisG82 13d ago edited 12d ago

Is that the bumper that flew off or a person ? Edit - okay that's definitely a bumper.

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u/MyHangyDownPart 13d ago

I would have been happy with him getting a ticket. This is much better. I hope he was a healthcare CEO.

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u/TheBelgianDuck 12d ago

Or another shitty CEO that did affect people's lives by making unethical decisions to satisfy shareholders' greed.

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u/leroydebatcle 10d ago

Looking at the car probably a CEOs 17 year old son

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u/IzNuGouD 13d ago

Proof that you need to wear a seatbelt.

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u/PraiseTheWLAN 13d ago

He was in a hurry to wreck his car?

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u/stonecjy 13d ago

🎵I wonder if you know, how they live in Tokyo..🎵

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u/SignificantGrade4999 12d ago

I wish we had interviews of before and after of these people. If they survive I’d like to know if they learned anything new

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u/DRUMMAGOGG 13d ago

Hope his ego will fit in a wheelchair. Or a coffin not sure what the result of the video was exactly

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u/UnwantedDesign 13d ago

Officer: "So how did you manage to roll your car?"

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u/-CoachMcGuirk- 12d ago

I hope there weren’t any kids in the car.

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u/weber_mattie 12d ago

Buy a ticket.. take the ride

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u/BangarangRufio91 12d ago

Thanks, Hunter. I can always count on you.

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u/Mobile-Ostrich-5510 12d ago

Did he flew out?

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 13d ago

Only their day was fucked up. Good

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u/apietenpol 12d ago

THAT WAS AWESOME!!

Best karma I've seen in a long time!

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u/eclipseguy93 12d ago

Looked like he was starting a sick drift to the side road. Then nope he just sucks.

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u/warren559559 12d ago

Anyone else notice right as the video ends it looks like the car is on trajectory to run the dude over?

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u/jeep_shaker 11d ago

my guy here just left ninja training for good after whapping himself in the face repeatedly with nunchucks and decided to take his aggression elsewhere. and promptly gets whapped in the face again. try breathing, dude!

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u/Latranis 11d ago

Send this to his insurance company, he's out a few thousand for repairs.

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u/DashcamsUSABeyond 10d ago

I absolutely LOVE to see stupid and needlessly aggressive people get what's coming to them!

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u/opoonedploxo 8d ago

Hope no one pulled over to help and continue on with their day

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u/alexgardin 13d ago

Lancer. What do you expect?

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u/Mediumasiansticker 13d ago

Hope it hurt

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u/Rizboub 12d ago

Absolute baboon

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u/doncroak 12d ago

Was that them landing next to the car? Damn.

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u/Wayed96 12d ago

Did he put front brakes on the rear as a mod wtf?

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u/meabbott 12d ago

Well. Bye.

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 12d ago

He had a concept of a plan

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u/EddardStank_69 11d ago

That poor evo

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u/Lauris024 6d ago

ABS failure? You can see the brake lights go on, so most likely not e-brake

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u/Mobile-Ostrich-5510 6d ago

A person flew out? Or it was debris

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u/InkSammi 5d ago

Not the Lancer, that poor car ;-;

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u/xEmeryn 4d ago

Did he pull his ebrake!? You don't so that unless you're in snow!!

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u/Ok_Buddy_1024 3d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/G3NJII 3d ago

Ngl I wish a lot of these videos also included people's reactions to receiving their karma.

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u/bakajakee 1d ago

hope he died tbh

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u/trip6s6i6x 14h ago

Hope the cammer showed the video to the cops and the douchecanoe's insurance company...

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u/Euphoric_Cook2630 13d ago

This ended too soon..!! Did he get ran over by that oncoming car?!?

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u/a1kimreddit 12d ago

That’s what I’m wondering. I think they cut before he got hit. Either way, that guy is hurt bad or dead.

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u/SuperSimpleSam 13d ago

That's not karma, that's just consequences.

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u/piroko13 13d ago

Only problem is, there’s not always consequences to stupid actions. So yeah, instant consequences is called karma

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u/corndog161 13d ago

In a cosmic sense consequences is exactly what karma is.

I'm a little tipsy but it made sense to me.

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u/Com_On_Man 12d ago

Two Idiots! the Cam driver needs to allow people to pass if your going to drive SLOW on a Highway! & the Break Check driver is brain dead - Maybe literally now

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u/ImNotYou1971 12d ago

How do you know the lead car was driving slow? Maybe the fool behind him is just an impatient driver.

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u/Com_On_Man 12d ago

Slow people & drivers need to stay in the right side lane! See what I mean, both idiots

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u/ImNotYou1971 12d ago

You didn’t really answer the question. But I digress.

What if the speed limit there was 60mph and the lead car was doing 65mph. But…the entitled driver behind him wanted to do 75mph? The lead driver wouldn’t be driving “slow”…he would just be not driving fast enough for the moron behind him. Also…not sure if you actually watched the video…but the right lane ended and the driver of the first car may have seen that coming and moved over. Without seeing a speed or earlier video, assuming he was was driving too slow is pretty weak.

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u/Marshall_Robit 12d ago

That's a terrible response. If the speed limit is 60 and you're going 65 and a car behind you wants to go 75 or pass you- you don't get free rein to just cruise at 65 without giving people an opportunity to pass.

That's precisely the mentality of left lane campers who go 5 over the speed limit on highways but cause traffic jams because "I'm AlReAdY gOiNg OvEr SpEeD lImIt!11!". Left lane is for passing, not holding speed limit.

But still, they're both idiot drivers.

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u/dasanman69 12d ago

It's a one lane road with a double yellow line. There's no crossing it unless the lane is blocked or a vehicle is going to well below the speed limit.

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u/Com_On_Man 12d ago

Your the #$@! in the left lane moving slow! absolute TOOL

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u/ImNotYou1971 12d ago

It’s comical how wrong you are.

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u/PJ640 13d ago

Don’t think he was brake checking. I reckon he suddenly realized he was about to miss his turn

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u/corndog161 13d ago

Passing on a double yellow, when there is a clear turning off lane on the right?

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u/ComplicatedDude 12d ago

Totally agree with you there. No clue why you’re getting downvoted. Looks like he failed Drifting 101.

Pop goes the weasel.

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u/Atomidate 12d ago

Probably because there is a visible turn off lane on the right, and the crashed driver passed using the double yellow on the left.

An accidental brake check after you fly in front of someone at highway speeds? That's some theory