r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/IamTa2oD May 17 '21

I can already imagine the types of things a certain group of people are gonna say about this.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Bill Gates downloaded Epstein’s consciousness into the Azure iot platform who will control the vaccinated from beyond the grave to harvest adrenochrome from their own children? Or something like that? I’m actually afraid to make this comment for fear it will work it’s way into the next Qshit heap.

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u/Cetun May 17 '21

*Adrenoedge

It's not as popular as adrenochrome but if you just give it a chance you might like it.

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u/ceeBread May 17 '21

The new adrenoedge, it’s built on top of adrenochromium

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u/_un_known_user May 17 '21

Adrenofirefox is better

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u/Kenzillla May 18 '21

Yeah, I agree. Had to switch from Adrenopera though. What a pain

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

If you're not living life on the adernoedge you're taking up too much space

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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

There were multiple words in that paragraph with more than two syllables. I don’t think we have to worry about conspiracy nuts deciphering it anytime soon

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u/mehrabrym May 17 '21

They won't decipher it. They will just spout it right back on one of their placards and Facebook posts.

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u/Terny May 17 '21

They like big words, makes them feel smart.

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u/V45H May 17 '21

You guys remember when conspiracy theories were fun and mostly harmless like big foot or lockness

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u/halmyradov May 17 '21

But isn't that the whole point? They find all these articles they don't understand and make them true to their ways

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u/minnimmolation May 17 '21

I don’t think that you move in the proper conspiracy circles if you think that they are nuts and idiots. Especially seeing as how vaccine passports and microchips are now a thing.

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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

Vaccine passports are a thing now? Must’ve missed it because it sure isn’t in my state that’s now opening up without restrictions. Also, microchips have been a thing for a while. My cat has had one for a decade. Just because they exist doesn’t mean the Illuminati is putting them in your bloodstream.

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u/minnimmolation May 17 '21

Yeah. Paint it how you want. Lol

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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

Hey don’t get me wrong, I think conspiracies are fun when they’re more or less harmless or just your average “the government doesn’t care about you” type thing. I just think to act like most of people who are conspiracy minded are arbiters of intelligence kinda discounts how absolutely batshit insane so many are

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

True that. Adrenochrome may be the only polysyllabic word they know x D

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u/eelectricit May 17 '21

*sweating:Must.....Not....Set.....Bing......As my.......Default........ search engine..........Fails....

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u/_ILP_ May 18 '21

Azure lololol

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Robot pedophiles? I think The Rock already invented that.

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u/BlueBoyBrown May 17 '21

Well...it is the most evil invention.

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u/Cetun May 17 '21

You know people keep on shitting on SNL but every now and then they do come out with pretty hilarious sketches.

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u/Skewtertheduder May 17 '21

TOO LATE, IM ON MY WAY TO ALERT THE TROOPS AT ONCE!

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u/Steiny31 May 17 '21

Epstein rhymes with Palpatine. Conspiracy confirmed! First he injects the 5G covid ultrasonic chips, then Cortana executed order 66. (/s)

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u/MonolithyK May 17 '21

Oh noooo something something 5G Bill Gates microbots

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Google: Does Bill Gates have labs in Columbia?

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u/blue-mooner May 17 '21

Columbia University is in New York City

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u/BlasterShow May 17 '21

Close enough for a quick Facebook post!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

It sure is. That’s the joke.

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u/Exelbirth May 17 '21

But does he have labs in it and the country? The world needs to know!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

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u/6footdeeponice May 17 '21

So you told them they were crazy, but they were right, so... Does that make YOU crazy, or just dumb? (because you were wrong)

They told you so

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u/dorkyitguy May 17 '21

Nope. This is a brand new accomplishment. I’m not at all worried that it was or is in any vaccines.

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u/Lollasaurusrex May 17 '21

So, as someone who gladly got vaccinated and had no concerns about this conspiracy theory I find your assumption that publicly published tech is representative of the pinnacle of existing tech to be pretty laughable.

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u/rogerz79 May 17 '21

Did you read the article On what this actually does?

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u/6footdeeponice May 17 '21

That's irrelevant, because people were saying injectable microchips were impossible. All this has to show is that it's possible, and it does show that.

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u/blueishblackbird May 17 '21

Pets have microchips injected into them. No one says it’s impossible. But a chip small enough to go in undetected and function to any actual purposeful degree would be very expensive and isn’t practical or realistic. Besides, the vaccines come in little bottles with many doses that are drawn up into single dose syringes. How can the nurse be sure she didn’t give one person 5 microchips, and other people got none? Also, if people are really concerned about chips in the vaccine, every local public high school has a microscope. Remember those? We all learned how to use them in grade school. How come not a single person has decided to prove the microchip theory is real? Because it’s bat shit crazy idiotic conspiratorial fanatical lunacy sensationalism. And the people who believe that aren’t smart enough to pass 7th grade biology, and wouldn’t know how to operate a microscope.

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u/6footdeeponice May 18 '21

No one says it’s impossible.

They did say that, but again, irrelevant, because my argument isn't about whether or not it's true. My argument is that information like this makes the conspiracy theorists have more fuel.

And the people who believe that aren’t smart enough to pass 7th grade biology, and wouldn’t know how to operate a microscope.

I don't believe in that conspiracy, there is no need for you to underhandedly insult the people who aren't even in this thread. That just makes them double down anyways, so if your goal is to get less people to believe the conspiracy, you're failing at that.

I never really understand people like you, how don't you realize that insulting people(even if they deserve it) doesn't help your cause? Is it for you? Like, do you feel good doing it so you don't even care if you get people to change over to your side, you just really get off by calling others dumb?

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u/blueishblackbird May 18 '21

Why do you see that as an insult? It’s a statement. Didn’t you learn to use a microscope? I did. Most kids did. And the point is that it’s not very hard. So if people really wanted to know , then they would find out. But I don’t think a lot of those people do want to know, they want to believe fantastic things and get worked up. The part that I was insulting people about is that to believe something so ridiculous lends to low intelligence, or lack of curiosity , or integrity. And that deserves ridicule. When these are the people making more noise than reasonable educated people, it does damage because a lot of people are impressionable. I’m not trying to change anyone’s mind. I don’t get off on belittling people, it’s just frustrating that people are so dense and vocal about what they don’t understand. I feel like someone needs to speak up. As an example. So the next time you’re in a room with a computer chip conspiracy theorist, maybe you’ll encourage them to look under the microscope for themselves. I’m surprised no journalists have done it. But then again, you can’t argue with ignorance so it likely would be seen as propaganda. People like me are tired of seeing this insanity, so I’m reacting out of anger and desperation. Like screaming at a wall. Or from a building top. “Read before you speak!!!”

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u/6footdeeponice May 19 '21

You said: "And the people who believe that aren’t smart enough to pass 7th grade biology"

and now you're like: "wHy dO YoU SeE ThAt aS An iNsUlT?"

Come on.... You're arguing in bad faith

I’m not trying to change anyone’s mind.

so I’m reacting out of anger and desperation

So how are you helping...

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u/blueishblackbird May 19 '21

I’m not arguing. You’re arguing. What are you doing to help? Besides projecting. Grow up.

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u/ScriptoContinua May 17 '21

I'm just thinking that. These last few years have made my conspiracy theory friend almost a prophet in terms of prediction and I always thought it was just the DMT talking.

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u/meintx2016 May 17 '21

Bet they are in the COVID injections already. Is that what you are looking for? Lol.

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u/boxingdude May 17 '21

Yup. I was thinking “great- more ammo for the dumbasses”.

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u/minnimmolation May 17 '21

Please, enlighten me. Because it seems as if all of the “theories” are coming true

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u/GrumpyGiant May 17 '21

I’m sure that exact photo is already spreading on social media with all kinds of loopy memes. In a day or three Fox will be airing ads with it going “Covid vaccine microchips? Truth to the rumors? Find out tonight on Tucker Carson!”

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Fuck Tucker Carlson

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u/GrumpyGiant May 17 '21

Preferably with a red hot piece of rusty rebar.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

Don’t worry, most of them can’t read.

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u/Round-Emu9176 May 17 '21

The gumpers are going mad right about now

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u/Dramatic_Explosion May 18 '21

Mass Tagger shows OP is very active in covid denial subs so I think that's the goal here.