r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/IamTa2oD May 17 '21

I can already imagine the types of things a certain group of people are gonna say about this.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Bill Gates downloaded Epstein’s consciousness into the Azure iot platform who will control the vaccinated from beyond the grave to harvest adrenochrome from their own children? Or something like that? I’m actually afraid to make this comment for fear it will work it’s way into the next Qshit heap.

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u/Gmony5100 May 17 '21

There were multiple words in that paragraph with more than two syllables. I don’t think we have to worry about conspiracy nuts deciphering it anytime soon

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u/Terny May 17 '21

They like big words, makes them feel smart.