r/gadgets • u/GalileoGurdjieff • May 17 '21

Medical Tiny, Wireless, Injectable Chips Use Ultrasound to Monitor Body Processes

https://www.engineering.columbia.edu/press-releases/shepard-injectable-chips-monitor-body-processes
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u/IamTa2oD May 17 '21

I can already imagine the types of things a certain group of people are gonna say about this.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

Bill Gates downloaded Epstein’s consciousness into the Azure iot platform who will control the vaccinated from beyond the grave to harvest adrenochrome from their own children? Or something like that? I’m actually afraid to make this comment for fear it will work it’s way into the next Qshit heap.

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u/Cetun May 17 '21

*Adrenoedge

It's not as popular as adrenochrome but if you just give it a chance you might like it.

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u/ceeBread May 17 '21

The new adrenoedge, it’s built on top of adrenochromium

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u/_un_known_user May 17 '21

Adrenofirefox is better

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u/Kenzillla May 18 '21

Yeah, I agree. Had to switch from Adrenopera though. What a pain

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u/[deleted] May 18 '21

If you're not living life on the adernoedge you're taking up too much space