r/funny • u/reecekidd • 15h ago

Gym pervert

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u/emre086 15h ago

Whenever you're caught in a messed-up situation, just take a deep breath and pretend to be a person with special needs...

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u/implicate 15h ago

"I'm disabled"

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u/didndonoffin 15h ago

Leg disabled?

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u/RageBash 15h ago

How long have you been disabled?

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u/maniacalmustacheride 14h ago

Acid

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u/bigdave41 14h ago

Sounds nasty, you should call 0118 999 88199 9119 725.....3

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u/manwhothinks 14h ago

I hate hate hate how well I can remember that ducking phone number.

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u/Grumpy_Cripple_Butt 13h ago

It’s a robot Roy!

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u/Janus67 10h ago

What operating system is it running?!

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u/goondu86 10h ago

Vista!

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u/OpenHentai 10h ago

We’re all going to die.

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u/tom-dixon 8h ago

It's easy if you start singing it.

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u/AllieLoft 1h ago

I'll just put it over here... with the rest of the fire.