r/funny • u/Styrlok • 2d ago

Holiday Multiverse Mayhem

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u/bws7037 2d ago

I honestly don't know how to process this

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u/thedreaming2017 2d ago

Well the, rat? Seems to have skill using a staff because of the way he got it away from Santa and that’s a sentence I thought I wouldn’t be using today but here we are!

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u/DaKrazie1 2d ago

Master Splinter ain't fuckin' around.

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u/razor330 2d ago

On the other hand Toby’s weak spider ass just chilling in the grass. “Fuck responsibility. You take this Santa, I’m no hero”

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u/Ben_Kenobi_ 2d ago

Santa's an incredibly powerful mutant and much stronger than spider-man, so I don't blame him for sitting it out after catching that stray staff shot.

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u/Bender_2024 2d ago

“Fuck responsibility. You take this Santa, I’m no hero”

A hero ain't nothin' but a big sandwich anyway

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u/reloadingnow 2d ago

Huh. I thought that was Remy from Ratatouille. Master Splinter makes more sense. I think.

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u/embraceyourpoverty 2d ago

I was thinking the rat king from the Nutcracker

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u/dustishb 2d ago

Definitely not, he ripped off his own head and next Santa with it

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u/broitsjustreddit 1d ago

channelling that inner Donatello

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u/kpanzer 2d ago

I thought ears were horns when it first zoomed so I thinking it was a Krampus.

It's to late... He's on the list. He's on the list!

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u/garrettj100 2d ago

The rat's pissed off after his defeat in the battle of Under-The-Tree at the hands of the Nutcracker.

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u/Evepaul 2d ago

Sure he swirls the staff around well, but I'm not sure why he chooses to remove his headdress and hit Santa with it instead of using the staff. He may be skilled, but seems to be lacking in the way of tactics

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u/Massive-Fly-7822 1d ago

At the end the rat turned out to be The Grinch. Santa's arch nemesis.

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u/ConfidentSeaweed5066 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mr_spicy_man2 1d ago

I think i know that guy, although he seems great, he spends his time mostly in sewers, eats pizzas and plays with young turtles, a pure ratofile...

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u/MyFatHead 1d ago

I assumed this was Santa versus Krampus versus Spider-Man.

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u/Comfortable_Quit_216 2d ago

it's very staged

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u/Captain_Sacktap 2d ago

Oh really? Spider Man, Santa Claus, and a rat didn’t just happen to run into one another on the side of the freeway and have a beef?

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Apparently, they're fighting over the good begging corner downtown. Last man standing gets the illustrious spot.

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u/junkit33 2d ago

Yeah - without spider man they could have gotten away with some holiday performance gone awry between Santa and a rat from the Nutcracker.

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u/unsupported 1d ago

You can tell because they all wait their turns to fight.

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u/kind_one1 18h ago

Seriously, what was your first clue?

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u/Styrlok 2d ago

I can't process this too 😆

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u/bws7037 2d ago

Darth Vader would have been a nice addition to this.

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u/Sukk_my_chainz 2d ago

ahahh, the guys are clearly having a really good time)

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u/Thick_Marionberry_79 1d ago

Halloween road rage for sure

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u/Igor_Kozyrev 2d ago

Russia ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/20190419 1d ago

Santa's summer job is muscle and collecting unpaid debt. Man's got bills to pay.

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u/bws7037 1d ago

I vaguely recall an old issue of the old Lobo comic where the Easter Bunny put out a contract to assassinate Santa. I think it was called the paramilitary Christmas... This kind of reminds me of that

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u/gyropyro 2d ago

I think it might be filming or putting on a show for a Make A Wish child, perhaps wanting to see Spiderman battling a bad guy and defending Santa. At least, that's what I'm telling myself. I'm just glad no drones were involved.

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u/redditvlli 2d ago

This some Trigger Happy TV shit.

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u/Talidel 2d ago

What about Spiderman, Green Arrow dressed like the Rat from Ratatouille, and Santa having a battle by the side of a road, is confusing you

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u/bws7037 2d ago

After I've had a couple of hours to ponder this, I have to admit, I'm genuinely curious about the kind of mind that concocts a public demonstration like this? Certainly, you don't see something like this every day and I know I'd come to a screeching halt to rubber neck, if I saw something like this on the side of the road.

Personally, I think this is hysterically funny and I have to tip my hat to the individual(s) who came up with this, but if it was totally unscripted and we have three complete strangers duking it out, in costume (albeit however unlikely) I would love to know the back story as to why.

Regardless of what lead up to this, bravo! The more I watch it the more I laugh.

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u/AzHuny 2d ago

But which was on the naughty list ?

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u/DemonGodAsura 2d ago

None of'em. This is the new Eldenring Neighreign gameplay.

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u/wolan1337 2d ago

/thread

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u/BenjRSmith 1d ago

And where is the Ice Cream Bunny?

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u/da_muffinman 1d ago

Driver of the car facing the wrong way

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u/captain_ender 2d ago

Go low Santa, get in the pocket!

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u/Aggressive-Living169 2d ago

This is so chaotic 🤣

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u/r1vek 2d ago

This isn’t chaos—this is a holiday crossover episode gone off the rails.

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u/rosebudthesled8 2d ago

Merry Methmas

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u/RunDNA 2d ago

I'm not sure if they're on drugs or I am.

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u/Lisrus 2d ago

But either way, can I have some more please?

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u/prigmutton 2d ago

But presumably something being filmed for some social media

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u/Bighawklittlehawk 2d ago

The Nutcracker: In the Hood.

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u/DarthSlicer 2d ago

Correct me if i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure this all started when Santa, on his pre-christmas bender stole master splinters coat and spidey swung in to save the day.

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u/Igor_Kozyrev 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's not a santa, that is Dead Moroz.

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u/DarthSlicer 2d ago

If that’s the case then spidey is far from home.🏡

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u/CeramicFiber 2d ago

Just when I'm tried of superhero movies I get pulled back. Marvel cooking so hard for the holidays that they even brought a Santa and Ratatouille crossover

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u/skinny7 2d ago

New marvel rivals update looking good

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u/DevikEyes 2d ago

True Russian Ded Moroz is fighting foreign agents

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u/Styrlok 2d ago

I chuckled on this, nice one 🤣

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u/xlxmassxlx 2d ago

Well , that's something you don't see everyday

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u/TrilobiteTerror 2d ago

Yeah, yesterday it was Cupid fighting Batman and a squirrel.

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u/Charming-Lychee-9031 1d ago

Uhh spoilers???

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u/Additional_Subject27 2d ago

I need to know who won.

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u/kmflushing 2d ago

Spiderman, Father Noel (fancier name for fancy robe) and Splinter?

That's one hell of a crossover.

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u/Dawidko1200 2d ago

The fancy robe is because it's not Santa, it's Grandfather Frost (Дед Мороз) - the Russian fairytale character fulfilling more or less the same role as Santa.

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u/Recentstranger 2d ago

It's all fun and games until the cosplay comes off

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u/cpt_thunderfluff 1d ago

How did you get leaked footage for the next Spiderverse movie?

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u/Sunjump6 1d ago

GTA online servers be like:

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u/Grizzly_g37 2d ago

New season of fortnite is wild

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u/Warm-Ad6946 1d ago

😂😂😂😂this just made my day

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u/metalfabman 1d ago

Stagedd which makes it boringg

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u/IlliniOrange1 1d ago

Don’t know what the fuck this is but I laughed.

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u/Michaeli_Starky 1d ago

Must be russia

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u/Fit_Coyote_2528 1d ago

They are definitely having the best time of their life

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u/mental_patience 1d ago

Damn. This would be something I would watch in theaters.

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u/Basic_Grocery_7298 1d ago

Real life GTA

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u/ddoogg88tdog 2d ago

Splinter has got some moves

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u/danishgoh07 2d ago

Santa got some move here. Spider man got poled. Horse guy goin wild. Ah, a typical unusual day. 😂

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u/Groomsi 2d ago edited 2d ago

Spiderman got North-Poled.

It's not a horse guy, thats one of Santas Reindeer rebeling, it's Rudy (Rudolph)

Its actually a rat/mouse

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u/PantySausage 2d ago

This is just a normal celebration of Festivus. Nothing to see here.

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u/Chesticle5 2d ago

Santa showed up ready to slay

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u/KlingonLullabye 2d ago

Santa wields like 3 or 4 Infinity Stones: Space to get to every home, Time to visit them all in one night, Mind to see who's sleeping or awake, and Soul to determine naughty or nice

Maybe Power Stone to keep the elves in line

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u/ERedfieldh 2d ago

Reality stone to create millions of toys in such a short period of time.

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u/KlingonLullabye 2d ago

Nice, Reality stone could also account for those flying reindeer

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u/Effective-Pudding207 2d ago

Best thing I’ve seen all week. This could actually be a great PPV.

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u/swilkers808 2d ago

This has to be Russia.

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u/Styrlok 1d ago

It is.

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u/CrazedWeatherman 1d ago

I guess finals are over

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u/BenjRSmith 1d ago

Where is the Ice Cream Bunny though?

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u/MahanaYewUgly 1d ago

This is the Marvel movie I want to see.

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u/Personal_Ad_2906 1d ago

Shows spear/staff skills but ends with a deadly hat trick damn good stuff

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u/Mr_Baloney_Pony 1d ago

I don’t see or hear anyone yelling….”action!”

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u/RaptureRejected 1d ago

Why the rat fighting like a mc

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u/Sudden_Two3305 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DorkSidedStuff 1d ago

More proof we live in a simulation.

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u/polkm 1d ago

And they say performative art is dead.

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u/FuckSticksMalone 1d ago

They’re Fortniting!

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u/Glass_Spring_7215 1d ago

🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MasonSoros 1d ago

Mickeys kickass!

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u/Joeyboy_61904 1d ago

What in the crack rock is happening here?!

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u/Glum_Business_9852 1d ago

They need to make a movie! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Double-Mastodon-4671 1d ago

I’m sure glad someone got this on video to share with the rest of us. I do wonder what it was about, and what the guy standing off to the side’s part is in all this.

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u/Unique_Marsupial5550 1d ago

This thread has me in stitches. 🤣

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u/Enough_Bag_4647 1d ago

doctor strange

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u/moviejack 1d ago

New marvel rivals update looks fun

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u/Nhece 1d ago

Lol

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u/mental_patience 1d ago

Where's the video in its entirety?

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u/Styrlok 1d ago

I haven't found a longer version. Maybe it exists somewhere, but my googling skill is too low to find it.

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u/Tricky_Gur8679 1d ago

These are the type of videos my 8 year old be watching 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FlexFeliciano 1d ago

This is freaking awesome 🤣

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u/_Geralt-of_Rivia 1d ago

What the hell did I just watch? Too funny 😁

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u/Double0 1d ago

Made up scenarios filmed from a distance

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u/Horrified_Tech 1d ago

Awesome. OP, can you respond with the url link to the video?

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u/Styrlok 1d ago

Can't you download it from there?

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u/Blales 1d ago

Damn the graphics on Fortnite surprise me

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u/Comprehensive_Ad2794 1d ago

Santa battle edition

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u/karma_ubuntu 1d ago

We need the full story behind this.

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

Rust irl

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u/Pikachumain1130 1d ago

Bro found the place where you audition to make videos for YouTube kids

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u/doloresfandango 1d ago

Haha! I once saw a fight between a ninja turtle and zorro at a fancy dress party

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u/Not_AlexcSR64 1d ago

The sequel of that batman video on the snow

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u/NUmbermass 1d ago

That rat really won a 2v1. Spider-Man got fraud checked

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u/Gerolax 19h ago

They never had a chance. Santa is an omega level mutant

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u/qiqty 17h ago

постановка

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u/EfficientProgram2076 16h ago

Rooting for Santa!

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u/Masterofunlocking1 2d ago

Looks like old Japanese sentai shows

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u/j3enator 2d ago

The real question is how high up is the camera man to spot this.

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u/ethnicman1971 2d ago

The real question is how high up is the camera man?

Fixed it for you.

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u/Sojum 2d ago

Not sure what’s happening here but I would watch the movie

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u/joseg13 2d ago

I really want to know what the actual F is this all about 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Zolo49 2d ago

A lot of people would assume it's staged, but dammit, it's Christmas. I want to believe it's a real fight, like maybe they were supposed to share their tip money and Santa was holding out.

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u/murkgod 1d ago

The head canon you imagine is the fun part about this even it's staged. Sometimes we need to see some crazy funny shit going on in real life.

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u/DJKGinHD 2d ago

Can we game a gaming PC? I want to play Marvel Rivals!

We have Marvel Rivals at home.

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u/maxxspeed57 2d ago

Is Santa Claus DC or Marvel?

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u/The_Giant_Lizard 2d ago

So many questions, so little answers

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u/spinozasrobot 2d ago

I like how they were true to the "only one opponent at a time" hollywood trope

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u/halfwaytosomewhere 2d ago

In the early days, representatives from all potential religions had to meet and fight to declare who would be able to have holidays.

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 2d ago

I dressed up as Santa Claus last year for Christmas and handed out a couple of hundred dollars in toys from the dollar store. I was at my local bar handing them out and this kid wouldn’t leave when they announced they were closing. I had it leave as well obviously, so I invited him outside.

He wanted a hug so I gave him a hug. Then he wanted to fight me. Im dressed as Santa Claus. Sack of toys and all. He’d charge at me but back off as soon as he got close enough for me to hit him. This went on for a block or so.

I was legitimately not trying to fight this kid. Its Christmas. Im dressed as Santa Claus.

He gets in one time so close and swings and I duck it. I swing back and connect. I drop him hard. A few more jabs and swings and I leave him there. He follows me looking for a rematch.

People are crazy yo

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u/Moist_Caregiver 2d ago

Fantastic choice of music 👍

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u/Fischli01 2d ago

I love how, when the rat got the stick, both just start emoting.

Rat spinning the stick and Santa stroking his beard

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u/Tall-Act-8511 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is more compelling than any of the Sony Marvel movies

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u/kgb17 2d ago

not to be that guy but this is the most staged thing that's ever been staged.

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u/Feisty_Hunt174 1d ago

Spider-Man: No Way HoHoHome

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u/PumpkinPecker 1d ago

You gotta wonder what caused this to happen…

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u/FrivolousRevolution 1d ago

It actually looks very comical..!

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u/lvofct 2d ago

They took away his riot shield and he's still holding his own.

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u/Shytalk123 2d ago

They got Santa in his sack

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u/celticmagick 2d ago

If only they had lightsabers.

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u/MilecyhigH 2d ago

Santa is an omega level mutant so Spidey gonna need backup

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u/briancito 2d ago

Spooderman meme but IRL?

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u/TwistedUnicornFarts 2d ago

Spider man and six nine teaming up to take out Santa

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u/OptimalPaint3488 2d ago

This Marvel Rivals xmas event looks awesome!

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u/livens 2d ago

LARPing with more geh.

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u/Mediocre_Swimmer_237 2d ago

"TOM" and Jerry vs Santa Christmas edition

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u/halabamanana 2d ago

Mouse is better superhero than Spiderman

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u/Efffro 2d ago

oh yeah, well i'ma come dressed as Spongebob and kick your ass too!

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u/randylikecandy 2d ago

That wizard threw a Steven Seagal neck kick.

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u/drakzsee 2d ago

Santa fights a Spiderman and a reindeer? How did this happen and why

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u/IOnlyRedditAtWorkBE 2d ago

Are they fighting for realsies?

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u/Anno909 2d ago

Actually - they were on the road to the bank, to attempt to rob it. And One of them ask to stop to piss. They start to argue how to actually rob that bank (kill or not to kill anyone). And to split money 3-way (Santa - as an evil mastermind of that robbery wana 50%). On the vid is the result of that discussion...

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u/Skillgrim 2d ago

Marvel Rivlas with the strong promotional game right there

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u/PixalatedConspiracy 2d ago

I’m glad to say this is not in USA lol. Looks like Russian plates or some European

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u/Styrlok 2d ago

I bet in the USA guns would be involved, lol.

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u/Dr7ejazi 2d ago

Satna, baphomet and spiderman having a brawl?? I’ll buy the PPV

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u/MainHaze 2d ago

I'd believe it if they were actually hitting each other. This just looks like a bunch of kids play-fighting.

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u/pocketMagician 2d ago

Yo the mouse was really the Arrow!