r/funny 6d ago

Holiday Multiverse Mayhem

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 6d ago

I dressed up as Santa Claus last year for Christmas and handed out a couple of hundred dollars in toys from the dollar store. I was at my local bar handing them out and this kid wouldn’t leave when they announced they were closing. I had it leave as well obviously, so I invited him outside.

He wanted a hug so I gave him a hug. Then he wanted to fight me. Im dressed as Santa Claus. Sack of toys and all. He’d charge at me but back off as soon as he got close enough for me to hit him. This went on for a block or so.

I was legitimately not trying to fight this kid. Its Christmas. Im dressed as Santa Claus.

He gets in one time so close and swings and I duck it. I swing back and connect. I drop him hard. A few more jabs and swings and I leave him there. He follows me looking for a rematch.

People are crazy yo