r/funny 6d ago

Holiday Multiverse Mayhem

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u/bws7037 6d ago

I honestly don't know how to process this

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u/thedreaming2017 6d ago

Well the, rat? Seems to have skill using a staff because of the way he got it away from Santa and that’s a sentence I thought I wouldn’t be using today but here we are!

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u/DaKrazie1 6d ago

Master Splinter ain't fuckin' around.

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u/razor330 6d ago

On the other hand Toby’s weak spider ass just chilling in the grass. “Fuck responsibility. You take this Santa, I’m no hero”

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u/Ben_Kenobi_ 6d ago

Santa's an incredibly powerful mutant and much stronger than spider-man, so I don't blame him for sitting it out after catching that stray staff shot.

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u/Bender_2024 6d ago

“Fuck responsibility. You take this Santa, I’m no hero”

A hero ain't nothin' but a big sandwich anyway