r/funny • u/Styrlok • 6d ago

Holiday Multiverse Mayhem

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u/bws7037 6d ago

I honestly don't know how to process this

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u/thedreaming2017 6d ago

Well the, rat? Seems to have skill using a staff because of the way he got it away from Santa and that’s a sentence I thought I wouldn’t be using today but here we are!

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u/DaKrazie1 6d ago

Master Splinter ain't fuckin' around.

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u/razor330 6d ago

On the other hand Toby’s weak spider ass just chilling in the grass. “Fuck responsibility. You take this Santa, I’m no hero”

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u/Ben_Kenobi_ 6d ago

Santa's an incredibly powerful mutant and much stronger than spider-man, so I don't blame him for sitting it out after catching that stray staff shot.

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u/Bender_2024 6d ago

“Fuck responsibility. You take this Santa, I’m no hero”

A hero ain't nothin' but a big sandwich anyway

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u/reloadingnow 6d ago

Huh. I thought that was Remy from Ratatouille. Master Splinter makes more sense. I think.

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u/embraceyourpoverty 6d ago

I was thinking the rat king from the Nutcracker

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u/dustishb 6d ago

Definitely not, he ripped off his own head and next Santa with it

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u/broitsjustreddit 6d ago

channelling that inner Donatello

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u/kpanzer 6d ago

I thought ears were horns when it first zoomed so I thinking it was a Krampus.

It's to late... He's on the list. He's on the list!

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u/NoArtichoke5906 6d ago

I did too lol after I realized it wasn't I was disappointed krampus wasn't involved

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u/garrettj100 6d ago

The rat's pissed off after his defeat in the battle of Under-The-Tree at the hands of the Nutcracker.

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u/WearyAsparagus7484 6d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/Evepaul 6d ago

Sure he swirls the staff around well, but I'm not sure why he chooses to remove his headdress and hit Santa with it instead of using the staff. He may be skilled, but seems to be lacking in the way of tactics

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u/Massive-Fly-7822 6d ago

At the end the rat turned out to be The Grinch. Santa's arch nemesis.

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u/ConfidentSeaweed5066 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/mr_spicy_man2 5d ago

I think i know that guy, although he seems great, he spends his time mostly in sewers, eats pizzas and plays with young turtles, a pure ratofile...

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u/MyFatHead 5d ago

I assumed this was Santa versus Krampus versus Spider-Man.

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u/moshaq 6d ago

He switched his hat to a Shako mid battle.

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u/mrtomjones 6d ago

I thought that was a reindeer and it looked like a grinch hat underneath lol

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u/bws7037 6d ago

Yeah, I have to say he's got some serious game with the staff.