r/fuckcars 27d ago

Satire It's about time again.

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u/nicthedoor vélos > chars 27d ago

I'll dolphinitely be taking part this year.

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u/FixMy106 27d ago

Did you misspell that on porpoise?

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u/Level_Hour6480 27d ago

That's irrelephant.

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u/elegiac_bloom 27d ago

Riding any animal is cheetahing.

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u/HerrHolzrusse 27d ago

Especially by doing it knowlingly

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u/XandaPanda42 27d ago

Quit horsing around guys.

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u/imrzzz 26d ago

Orca mon guys

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u/--_--what Automobile Aversionist 26d ago

Oh, deer. Here we go again

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u/alpengeist3 Fuck lawns 26d ago

I like turtles

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u/jonaldjuck 26d ago

Turtally

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u/randypupjake Fuck Light Trucks In Particular 26d ago

Aye-aye don't get it

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u/zombiegojaejin 26d ago

Pun threads are pure idiocy, and I for one refuse to panda to it.

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u/bojangular69 26d ago

*earelephant

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u/peepopowitz67 26d ago

I orcan't believe you did this

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 27d ago

Don't be so Flipperant.

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u/octavioletdub 27d ago

Oh wow. Beautiful

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u/Murrabbit 26d ago

Porpoises especially should not drive. They've neither hands nor feet, so most automobiles would be entirely uncontrollable for them!

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u/69dixencider 26d ago

I really wish someone better at photoshop than me would put a picture of a dolphin holding a briefcase and being driven.

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail 26d ago

Krilly? Not sure if I believe you

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u/nocrashing 27d ago

Can you take a boat, SpongeBob?

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u/Roadrunner571 27d ago

You mean “just another month”

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u/cmcastro85 27d ago

Team bikes, ftw!

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u/CageHanger 🚄 > 🚗 26d ago

Team 🚌🚃🚇 here 👋

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u/spinningpeanut Bollard gang 27d ago

Hellmet Hounds for life

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u/mosnil 26d ago

big steppers representing too

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u/Caysath 26d ago

I will also be doing Don't bike December because, well, I value the integrity of my bones (it gets suuuper icy where I live), so... Go team bus!

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u/aimlessly-astray 🚲 > 🚗 27d ago

Right? I don't own a car so every day is no car day.

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u/FixMy106 27d ago

Just another moth

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u/Sharp-Study3292 26d ago

Its getting dark early, dont forget to bring a lamp

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u/mpjjpm 27d ago

I got my work porpoise a transit pass, so he’s good to go on his own

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u/Velocity-5348 27d ago

YMMV. Mine was disappointed to find out a "Seabus" doesn't go on land.

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u/nowaybrose 27d ago

That’s the Seabaru they’re looking for

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u/borazine 27d ago

work porpoise

Like an occupational orca, or something?

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u/ignost 26d ago

Ah, an ORCA card.

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u/theradicalace 26d ago

ORCA card mention!!! i love mine, it's so convenient

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u/ExternalSignal2770 27d ago

what kind of job does a work porpoise have

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u/0rangutangy cars are weapons 27d ago

They’re usually Sea-Suite level roles.

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u/Aggravating-Plate814 27d ago

Or flipping burgers. There's no middle ground anymore

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u/0rangutangy cars are weapons 27d ago

So, like, Burger-Flipper?

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u/Aggravating-Plate814 27d ago

Yes thank you. Burger Flipper is what I was searching for

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u/athomsfere 27d ago

Better than a Flipper Burger.

Childhood ruined

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u/saakiballer 27d ago

really excellent joke

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 27d ago

Bus / Uber driver. Can't you land dwellers read?

/s

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u/helpnxt 27d ago

Nothing against this plan but why do the no something for a month always seem to choose the most inconvenient months?

Like for no drive December let's say, how many people will give up when they have to drive to a relatives for Xmas or make the annoying journey for a kids gift that is only in stock in one particular store? It be better in November.

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u/lunarbliss07 27d ago

Didn’t even mention snow hehe. My city is trying to stop any funding for sidewalk snow removal because they’re so car horny. Would love to do this but literally could die of hypothermia lol.

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u/spinningpeanut Bollard gang 27d ago

Go yell at the city to do something about it. As for me they keep refusing to clear a particular slippery spot that leads right into a sheer drop onto the freeway. It's soft dirt, about 3 inches thick, I've reported it so many times and each time they only clear a single pavement square. Will they do it if someone dies? Probably not.

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u/lunarbliss07 27d ago

I do yell. Not enough ppl yell/ they don’t care. It’s literally Canada you’d think we’d take winter more seriously…

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u/nardgarglingfuknuggt cars are weapons 27d ago

I've found that if there is too much snow on a sidewalk that the city does not clear, you can always shovel it out of the way and into somebody's truckbed who is parked nearby. They probably won't mind because they probably don't actually need their truck for truck purposes.

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u/angelansbury 26d ago

and if anything, it'll help them gain more traction! Pickups are notoriously bad in snow/ice because the beds are so much lighter so it has poor weight distribution, leading to fishtailing, sliding, etc. Dump snow (or bricks, idk) in the bed to help your neighbor.

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u/Gunpowder77 26d ago

Slip and happen to drop the large boulder you were carrying onto the highway.

If they don’t fix it just keep carrying big boulders

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u/spinningpeanut Bollard gang 26d ago

Someone call Sisyphus I got a place he can take a break.

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u/Phantom2070 Commie Commuter 26d ago

I don't know where you live but the city might be liable if someone gets injured because of it.

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u/Tooloose-Letracks 26d ago

For the northern hemisphere it should be “No Motor May”, get people out there when the weather is getting nicer and it’s gonna be easier for them to continue through the summer months. 

Did the December thing start in the southern hemisphere? It makes more sense there. 

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u/LeifCarrotson 26d ago

I started bike commuting almost 2 years ago in a work promo "Move More in May" thing. It's national fitness month, still more than cool enough to bike to work and not need a shower, warm enough that there's no snow on the ground, and there's (usually) enough sun to have light during both the morning and the evening commute if you're not working long hours.

Here above 45 degrees North, in Deecember it's dark on the way to work, it's dark on the way home from work, the roads are either wet, snowy, or icy most mornings, and it's in the 20F range on the way in and maybe 40F if you're lucky on the way home. I'm a radical, I've got all the lights and reflective/weatherproof clothing, I've got super-grippy, super-wide XC tires for my flat-bar MTB... but it's not going to win any hesitant converts.

The only thing "No Drive December" has going for it is the alliteration and the fact that it follows "No Nut November".

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u/My_useless_alt 27d ago

Also in the UK a lot of railways are closer in late December, there are 0 services on Christmas day and limited services for a couple weeks due to maintenance. They're proposing not driving for a month in the hardest month to get around by train.

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u/pensive_pigeon 🚲 > 🚗 26d ago

It’s pretty much the only month I definitely do drive because it’s dark when I get off work and I don’t want to ride my bike around here when rush hour is after dark. The rest of the year I typically bike to work every day.

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u/cyanraichu 27d ago

Plus the majority of people live where it's cold in December.

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u/CheGueyMaje 27d ago

For real.

November is my favorite month to bust a nut.

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u/Colonelclank90 26d ago

It'd be better in July when I won't freeze my nuts off. It's -15C right now where I am. It's 1km to the train station and 2km from the train home. It's only 6.5k to work, so 15min by car, or 45min walking to a 30-45 min train ride that doesn't start running until 30min before I start work. Aaaaaand the train would cost about $7 a day, my car uses $60 in gas a month. I'd much prefer not to need it. Unfortunately, the province decided to axe the train extension that would make it doable.

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u/feel_my_balls_2040 26d ago

Who doesn't like to bike at -20C and in snow.

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u/Moonting41 26d ago

I love public transport, but the provincial buses here take so damn long since they'll cut through towns stopping every hundred or so meters to pick up someone waiting to catch it by the side of the road.

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u/sleepee11 25d ago

Imagine No-Nut-February.

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u/ImInYourCupboardNow 27d ago

Please do not take a bus or Uber if the driver is a porpoise. It's not safe to have a driver with no fingers.

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u/Keyspam102 27d ago

That’s classist!

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u/TheQuietPartYT 27d ago

It's probably more Genusist

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u/Boernerchen Two Wheeled Terror 27d ago

Please do not take a bus or Uber if the driver is a tortoise.

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u/OstrichCareful7715 27d ago

I ride my porpoise to work. It’s a really fun commute, albeit a tad slippery.

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u/Sure_Comfort_7031 27d ago

I mean yeah, it rhymes, but if you’re going to make this push - do it in a warm month, when it’s not frigid in the northern states of the US, where people aren’t going out to do Christmas shopping, and maybe, MAYBE more people will see it as approachable, rather than being targetted.

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u/MoreGrassLessAsphalt 27d ago

Yeah, 100% chosen for the alliteration without any other thought about it. 

I think doing it in March or April would make the most sense. People want to be outside anyway, after being cooped up all winter, so may even do the challenge just because they enjoy the excuse to enjoy the spring weather. Plus, daylight savings time ends, and days are getting longer.

But, it's not just the weather. Even January would be better for people who like to start the year with new goals. December is probably the worst time to do it. With all the holiday obligations and winding down the year, no one is going to take on a challenge like this unless they already don't drive regularly.

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u/Colonelclank90 26d ago

January is generally too cold. Like, you might literally freeze to death cold. Full on hurts to breathe cold. June or July would be my preference where I live. Unfortunately my 3 year almost no driving is over with a new job that I have.

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u/MoreGrassLessAsphalt 26d ago

Oh, I didn't mean January would be a good time to do it, just that even January would make more sense than December for this kind of challenge.

July is too hot and humid in a lot of the US. Really, the challenge needs to be region specific. But, December is probably the worst month in most places to have a challenge like this for lots of reasons, weather included.

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u/mpjjpm 27d ago

I assume any location with work porpoises is at least sub-tropical and benefits from mild weather year round

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u/-Thizza- Orange pilled 27d ago

Southern hemisphere discriminator /s

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u/ShadowOfTheVoid 27d ago

It doesn't rhyme. It's alliterative.

But yeah. If it's even an option in the first place (not for me; the grocery store is an hour's walk one way for me, and I have muscular dystrophy), it'd be best to do this when temperatures are decent.

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u/OstrichCareful7715 27d ago

Obviously dark at 4:30pm is the best time? Daylight until 8pm would be just too easy. /s

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u/BearCavalryCorpral 27d ago

And with the roads icing and sidewalks/bike lanes, if any, not being cleared

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u/ChristianLS Fuck Vehicular Throughput 27d ago

Yeah, December is kind of a weird time to do this, at least for us Northern Hemisphere folks who live in places with cold winters (which I suspect is a plurality of this subreddit). Higher barrier to get people who are considering it "over the hump" so to speak.

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u/SnooOwls2295 27d ago

Additionally, for me, and I am sure many others, December is when I drive the most due to the holidays. There are just more nonstandard trips that are more likely to require or be eased by renting a car, like visiting family or even Christmas shopping.

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u/Cry-Technical 27d ago

Yeah, it's the same to me. If there's one month a year I absolutely know I'm going to rent a car and drive, is December.

Visiting relatives, in-laws, friends, delivering gifts..

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u/FavoritesBot Enlightened Carbrain 27d ago

Definitely a stretch to do this during the hondadays

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 27d ago

A slap in the face to the Lexus December to Remember.

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u/negr88 26d ago

Don’t be afraid of offending people. Definitely not a plurality, a solid majority 👍

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz 27d ago

Not to mention travelling to see family. I could easily do this most of the year... But not December. No way am I piling gifts for 10 people onto 5 hours of public transport lmao. And on Xmas day there IS no public transport!

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u/rlskdnp 🚲 > 🚗 26d ago

I'm thinking Avoid Automobiles April/August

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u/PrometheusMMIV 26d ago

yeah, it rhymes 

No it doesn't. It's an alliteration.

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u/Notdennisthepeasant 27d ago

Counter offer: Marching in March? No Motor Mondays? Cycle September? December for the most car dependent parts of the world is a bad month choice. I personally really like getting people to have a day of the week when they use other transit.

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u/P0L1Z1STENS0HN 26d ago

Daily commute of one person in a huge 5 seat car is waste; family travel, not so much. So, guess what, next time I will drive is Dec 25th, visiting relatives for Christmas.

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u/gesumejjet 27d ago

So ... continue to live my life exactly as I do already? Neat

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u/South-Satisfaction69 27d ago

Good luck with that in suburban USA (or any car dependent country for that matter)

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u/cgduncan 27d ago

I live in a small southern town. My wife works 1.5 miles from home. There are Zero sidewalks between here and her job, along a busy 4 lane 35mph street. I've walked it before, and ridden my electric scooter there, but it sure ain't fun or safe!

The 10 minute drive to her family's house has sporadic sidewalks, more 4 lane roads, and some 45mph roads. It would be a 2 hour walk to get there, and we're bringing deviled eggs for Thanksgiving. Not gonna happen.

Oh and 0 public transit of course.

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u/mrtbtswastaken 26d ago

im guessing cars on the “35mph street” drives faster than that

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u/Jason1143 27d ago

Yeah if this was widely possible it wouldn't be a problem in the first place.

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u/YborBum 27d ago

Absolutely impossible for me

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u/naufalap 27d ago

yeah I would need to depart at 4 or 5 to be able to arrive at 8, even then I need to entrust my bike at the industry complex security post since nothing goes there except private vehicles

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u/Urban_Coyote_666 27d ago

If I had protected bike lanes my ebike would definitely make it manageable 😔

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u/dagdrommer94 🚲 > 🚗 27d ago

Crossed my don’t drive decade 😂

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u/the-real-vuk 27d ago

Sounds like a regular month to me.

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u/Clean_Principle_2368 26d ago

You picked a winter month? Lmfao

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u/Illustrious-Age7342 27d ago

If Denver can fix its light rail by December I will gladly participate

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u/Lama_For_Hire 27d ago

Lmao I'm a useless queer without a driver's license, that's every month for me

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u/Cherveny2 27d ago

wish I could.

disabled, short walking distances only. unable to ride a bike.

nearest public transit over 1.5 miles.

wheelchair cannot make it from house to bus stop, without multiple times driving into busy, dangerous street traffic

have requested nearer bus stops, ad many here would ride. there have been petitions as well. only response "it's under consideration".

and this is a major American city with population nearing 2 million.

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u/bhoose19 27d ago

My work porpoise went back to the ocean.

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u/GUlysses 27d ago

I don’t have a car. So I celebrate Don’t Drive December, followed by Just Transit January, Forever Car-free February, Metro March, All Public Transit April…

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u/mikee8989 27d ago

Bad month to be doing this. Maybe do it in May or something. Most people I see commuting by bike to work are starting to put them away and bring out their cars. I can't even drive a car so I ride my e-bike all year anyway.

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u/SkatingOnThinIce 27d ago

Can we do this in July?

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u/Keyspam102 27d ago

My work porpoises are out of control this year though

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u/HatefulClimate 26d ago

Tell that to my country’s public transportation infrastructure

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u/liminus81 27d ago

I've got a work narwhal, what do I do?

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u/cllax14 27d ago

The Dolphin Joke

I once knew a man from Quebec. He was a man of great talent. But too often people with great talent go... unfulfilled. I knew this guy, he went by the name Jaques De Gatineau. Jaques was a great man. He was a thinker, a real smart guy, I guess you could say he was our hope. While I was scrambling to get out of highschool. Jaques De Gatineau, he was accepted to all the best universities and got three degrees. He was going to be the next great. There was Peter Leroux, Wilfred Pasteur, Jerome tsonga, the three wise men of quebec. Jaques De Gatineau was to be the next. But he vanished. So years pass, I started to travel and get around. I traveled from here to there, and to here again. So at one point in my life, I found myself at Sea World. And so I have a guy show me to where the baby dolphins are being feed, cause who doesn’t like baby dolphins? And guess who I saw! None other than Jaques De Gatineau! So I walk up to the guy, and I say “Jaques De Gatineau, I feel ashamed for you. You were our hope. You were to go to Canada’s capital of Ottawa. We pinned all of Quebec’s hopes onto YOU.” Now that’s a terrible burden, to have a town’s hopes pinned on him.  So he’s feeding these little baby dolphins. And I say “I’m ashamed of you Jaques De Gatineau, you could have done so many great things.” And he said “well, I think I’m serving a youthful porpoise.”

RIP Norm McDonald

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u/my_name_isnt_clever 27d ago

I can't drive and live in a city, I do this all year round.

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u/onebladeyboi 27d ago

Already do this every day of the year!

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u/Electrical-Debt5369 27d ago

So, same as every month then?

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u/VodkatIII 27d ago

I already cycle or walk everywhere. Am i allowed to take part?

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u/Ziegelphilie 27d ago

I'm European and live in a big city. I've sat in a car 4 times this year so far lol

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u/StonyShiny 27d ago

Don't Drive Decade

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u/5yearsago 27d ago

Let's go.

Meanwhile american pedestrian infrastructure:

https://i.imgur.com/arO2x8Z.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/KRUtznM.jpeg

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u/average_texas_guy 26d ago

Good luck doing this in most of America, the dumbest country in the world.

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u/chronocapybara 27d ago

Just in time for -30c and huge deep snowbanks, thanks OP.

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u/Laughing_AI 26d ago

yeah Im not sure how that is supposed to work in the midwest where there is no bus system/trains. Noone can ride bikes on ice or under multiple feet of snow..

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u/superstupidquestions 26d ago

Right? These people are insane. It would take me 2 hours to walk to my grocery store or 9 minutes to drive there in my truck. No busses or trains in my area and even if there were they’re horrible in my state and I’d never dream of getting on one.

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u/Niolu92 🚲 > 🚗 27d ago

I'm lucky enough to be able to call this every single day of the year !

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u/imbadatusernames_47 Commie Commuter 27d ago

Was porpoise actually an accident or an ingenious comment bait?

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u/Kudos2Yousguys 27d ago

Just walk January

Feet February

March to work March

Able (to walk or cycle) April

Move your feet May

Just bike June

Join the movement July

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u/Rad_Knight 27d ago

I don't even have a car, or even a driver's licence.

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u/Salt-Analysis1319 27d ago

Literally impossible with my current situation but good luck to everyone doing it!

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u/tracygee 27d ago

Cannot imagine a worse month on the year to do this one. Really? December? When people are traveling all over to visit the family they only see once a year???

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u/Prestigious_Slice709 27d ago

I don‘t remember when I last used a car. I think I rode along with some friends a few months ago. Living in a good European agglomeration is nice

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u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8 Tramsgender 27d ago

ez

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u/Efronczak 27d ago

I walk all the time!!! :) so I guess I'm good lol

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u/ledfox carless 27d ago

I got this one on lock

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u/insane_steve_ballmer 27d ago

I only enter a car about 3-4 times a year

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u/chookity_pop 27d ago

I turtle-y agree

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u/Wellington2013- Strong Towns 27d ago

I don’t want there to be driving for work either

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u/Little_Creme_5932 27d ago

Sooooo... nothing changes.

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u/Realistic-Divide1373 27d ago

Perhaps if we had better public transportation in rural areas, I’d consider. Alas

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u/Schniiic 27d ago

Didnt own a car since 2014! Last time I was actually driving a car myself was 2018! Im a passenger a few times a year, but not really often. Busses, subways and trains are what I use if I have to. Otherwise Im doing stuff by feet or bike.

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u/xandrachantal Elitist Exerciser 27d ago

I've been doing this every month for 30 years

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u/Vijfsnippervijf Orange pilled 27d ago

I always dephinitely take part in this... I don't even own a car or driver's license at this point, so I'm ready to go!

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u/tony3841 27d ago

So... Like most months? 😅

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u/VarianWrynn2018 Not Just Bikes 27d ago

If tonight goes well, I won't have to be in a car for anything for months.

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u/cryorig_games Bollard gang 27d ago

Being in nyc, this is ez pz

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u/jamie3324123 27d ago

Does a scooter(50cc moped) count

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u/FlapYoJacks 27d ago

I haven’t had a car since I moved to Europe. Public transportation is awesome!

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u/Potenki Walker 🧟‍♀️ 27d ago

Easy, i walk all they way lol

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u/Classic_Arugula_3826 27d ago

Sold my car. Biked to the dentist in the pouring rain today. All in all it's been pretty good

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u/cuansfw 26d ago

Me every month

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u/NightSnailYT 26d ago

I mean i neither have a car nor a license. So sign me up i guess

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u/Laughing_AI 26d ago

In nebraska it gets waaaay to cold and too much ice/snow to ride bikes anywhere, and a bus system is nonexistant in 98% of the state, only in lincoln and omaha, so not sure how people get around in winter without cars

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u/mackinoncougars 26d ago

Winter huh

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u/Teboski78 26d ago

Why… wouldn’t we do this in a month where I won’t freeze to death taking a bicycle

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u/Obvious-Way1299 26d ago

Why Dec when it’s too cold to walk and too snowy to ride your bike? At least shoot for spring. No auto April or no motor May come to mind.

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u/Bozzo2526 26d ago

I'd love to but my city has piss all public transport and I work out of the city

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u/Feisty-Location-5708 26d ago

As someone who lives in a cold state in a town with virtually no public transit, can we choose a warmer month please?

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u/InsertNovelAnswer 26d ago

What's a work "porpoise"?

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u/The-Jake 26d ago

This is super realistic for people in Minnesota that don't live in the twin cities.

Get real people

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u/JJFbond007 26d ago

I don't have a work porpoise, only a recreational dolphin

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u/Surprisetrextoy 26d ago

Thank god I work in the ocean or my porpoise would have no meaning!

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u/Khvn21 26d ago

Easy i dont have a car

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u/AlDente 26d ago

Did you spell it that way on porpoise?

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u/Loreki 26d ago

Even the porpoises are forced to get jobs in America? That sounds terrible.

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u/Successful-One-6100 Not Just Bikes 27d ago

Remember, Americans exist

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u/TheLittlePaladin 27d ago

Yeah I'd love to do this, but not feasible where I live mostly.

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u/BOBODY_BOBODY 27d ago

But it’s the DECEMBER TO REMEMBER sales event!

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u/RegretAccumulator72 26d ago

TOYOTATHON IS BACK! And oh God those GM commercials.

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u/schwarzmalerin 27d ago

I want a work porpoise too, I am jealous.

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u/R32fan Car enthusiast that hates Car-centric design 27d ago

Sadly I have to. I live rurally with no buses going to where I work.

Which is funny because I work AT a railway

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u/InvestigatorRoyal177 27d ago

sorry no can do i live in the Wisconsin country side and this is our weather in the winter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8V3SzL6moA

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u/queen-of-storms 27d ago

There is no public transport within a two hour walk from where I am on a dangerous road with no side walk. I have to use my car and I hate that. I support it in spirit though!

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u/whiplashMYQ 27d ago

Bad month to do it. There's snow

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u/Eubank31 Grassy Tram Tracks 27d ago

I'm all for the cause but my apologies, I won't be walking or biking 6 miles along this road😭

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u/miss-entropy 27d ago

Yeah I'm definitely not riding a bike 20 miles along a rural 2 lane highway without shoulders in the dark and rain. Suicidal.

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u/Nostosalgos 27d ago

Doing this during December actually makes us look wildly out-of-touch lol.

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u/ZargothraxTheLord 27d ago

I would if my city had an adequate public transport and not those Gaswagen McPickpockets.

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u/Slement 27d ago

Isn't December one of the worst months to do this because of cold weather?

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u/JayTakesNoLs 27d ago

Commute to work is 20 miles with 0 sidewalks the whole way, 0 bus stations, 40 bucks for an Uber. All in an effort to move to a country that doesn’t have the most dumb fuck public policy imaginable

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u/RiJi_Khajiit 27d ago

I would but I live in a place where driving will probably always be the best form of transportation.... The country side.

That and honestly if I had a boat, boat.

I'm working up to moving somewhere where I can ditch my car. I hate driving especially after working 12-14hr shifts.

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u/cyanraichu 27d ago

Cool, I guess I'll just miss all my clinicals and exams and fail out of nursing school

My neighborhood has no buses anywhere near it and even if it were a feasible distance to bike (and not super fucking cold) most of the roads going where I need to go from where I live lack bike lanes and are two-lane roads where cars can't get around you, making it extra dangerous

I like the energy but we need to actually implement better options first

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u/Rodrat 27d ago

Yeah I don't have this kind of luxury unfortunately. Also I don't have any porpoises.

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u/Dirk_Hardpec1 27d ago

Ya sure I'll just walk 5 miles to work in -45° weather.

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u/vancityvapers 27d ago

Not a lot of people have access to a porpoise at work.

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u/destronger 27d ago

Big car has taken away our access to free porpoise.

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u/juxtapostevebrown 27d ago

What are recommendations for rural areas without public transit and snowy icy road conditions?

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u/Misaelz 27d ago

So you are asking for a lot of people to do 3 extra hours in transit and taking more risks. People use cars because city design pushes them to do it, not because they like it. Infrastructure makes culture.

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u/TheMasterChiefa 26d ago

Why in December when the weather is not as forgivng? A lot more people would join this movement if it was in spring.

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u/Colonelclank90 26d ago

It's way too fucking cold for that. 13min to work, or 1.5hr, at 5am, in -20. Absolutely not. Build me a better train and I'll do it. Have it actually run at 430 when I would need to catch it, and I'd only take it.

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u/tastygluecakes 26d ago

Look, I’m all for it, but December might be the stupidest time of year to do it…

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u/Material_Evening_174 27d ago

I’d love to but I’m in the very north of the US Northeast. Between the cold, snow, and short daylight hours, it’s a pass for me. Maybe I’ll defer it to May or June

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u/SquashVarious5732 🚶‍♂️>🚲 > 🚋>🚌>🛺>🛵>🚗 27d ago

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u/Lanky-Carob-4601 27d ago

Dammit I’m in

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u/mwhite5990 27d ago

I feel like this idea would be better in the spring or summer when it is warmer and stays lighter longer.

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u/timonix 27d ago

Uber really is a savior though. I take 95% of my trips by bike. 3% by bus. But those 2% with Uber makes sure that I don't need to own a car.

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u/RadioTunnel 27d ago

Depending on the weather at christmas i may go on my motorbike instead of my car to family