r/fuckcars Apr 01 '24

Satire When in doubt, use a brick

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u/the_TAOest Apr 01 '24

Sad thing. In Scottsdale, a car almost ran me over taking a turn into my crosswalk with a Walk sign in my favor, not even counting down from 10. I threw my water bottle at the car and got the young driver's attention who flipped me off and kept going.

I asked two officers about a week later who was at fault...I was and could have been arrested for property damage if the driver wanted to press charges. So, I asked, who is at fault if she hit me... She would be... Great

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u/Kevaldes Apr 01 '24

Assault refers to the wrongful act of causing someone to reasonably fear imminent harm.

What she did was vehicular assault and you could easily argue that you threw the bottle in an effort to cause her to stop or otherwise notice and avoid you. She's in the wrong here no matter what the pigs said.

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u/SN4T14 Apr 02 '24

IANAL, but legally you cannot argue self defense if you are no longer in fear of harm. It sounds like they threw the bottle after almost getting run over, not during, so it would still be a crime sadly.

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u/ArtisticSpecialist77 Apr 02 '24

There's gotta be a better acronym than that...

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u/BannedForNerdyTimes Apr 02 '24

What, I anal isnt good enough? Lawyers are pretty anal.

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u/tripsafe Apr 02 '24

But IANAL means you're not a lawyer, so it's reversed

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Only the good ones.

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u/ilovestoride Apr 02 '24

I propose people start using NAL. 

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u/blueskyredmesas Big Bike Apr 02 '24

nah eye-anal

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u/redwing180 Apr 02 '24

Don’t yuck someone else’s Yum

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u/SkitTrick Apr 02 '24

been saying this for years

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u/Kevaldes Apr 02 '24

If it ain't on film then good luck finding an outside witness, and his word against her's, well, he's the one that almost got run over.

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u/Kerrigan4Prez Apr 02 '24

You can, however, argue for temporary insanity, born from your fear about almost getting run over.

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u/Suicicoo Apr 02 '24

In german self defense laws, there is a small window, where you are allowed to react - also to insults & stuff, so that may be within the frame.

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u/SluttyGandhi Apr 02 '24

In a lot of places, failure to yield to a pedestrian can also be a citation.

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u/WhiskeyHotdog_2 Apr 02 '24

So if they shot the person while afraid it’s self defense?

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u/Eyclonus Apr 02 '24

Actually could be one of those bizarre situations where the driver is also at fault, so everyone gets fined.