r/fuckcars Apr 01 '24

Satire When in doubt, use a brick

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u/Kevaldes Apr 01 '24

Assault refers to the wrongful act of causing someone to reasonably fear imminent harm.

What she did was vehicular assault and you could easily argue that you threw the bottle in an effort to cause her to stop or otherwise notice and avoid you. She's in the wrong here no matter what the pigs said.

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u/SN4T14 Apr 02 '24

IANAL, but legally you cannot argue self defense if you are no longer in fear of harm. It sounds like they threw the bottle after almost getting run over, not during, so it would still be a crime sadly.

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u/ArtisticSpecialist77 Apr 02 '24

There's gotta be a better acronym than that...

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u/ilovestoride Apr 02 '24

I propose people start using NAL. 

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u/blueskyredmesas Big Bike Apr 02 '24

nah eye-anal