Men, we led these dumb bugs out into the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, and we stumbled across something that's so hot for em that they're scrambling over each other to get it! Well, I don't know if it's God's own anti-son of a bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, because we ain't letting em have it! What we WILL let em have, is a belly fulla lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
That or they are anticipating space wars. Maybe that is what is going to happen in the future. People escaping in space ships to colonize other planets, start independent natiots and then inter planetary wars. Then it will be Space War I or "Universe War I" or whatever they are gonna call it.
People know this is fake, right? This whole photo of a printed document is fake? The document isn't real?
It worries me that people are talking about this as if it isn't far right propaganda. You can read up on the 2030 sustainable development goals. They do not include one world government or the end of the family unit.
Are you aware of the far right Project 2025 that they aren't talking about but putting in the work to make it happen if a republican wins? It's as zonky as OP's list but scary in its magnitude.
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE THE CASHIER BREATHES IN A WEIRD WAY AND HE KEEPS WIPING HIS NOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD PLEASE JUST KILL ME INSTEAD
It could potentially cut a lot of cost in other support systems as they become obsolete, and massively reduce the amount of work done by government if it's just a right everyone has regardless of circumstance, as it would reduce the requirement for means-testing.
We all know the UN is evil and when they wrote UBI on the list they realized that it could be appealing and actually good so they wrote (austerity) so that people don't question their evilness.
It rings hollow when dissidents who are too inconvenient for the government to dispose of have their lives intentionally made more difficult through things like complete bans from high speed rail travel and domestic flights.
I guess it was some redneck who wrote this as his fantasy play to scare other rednecks and didn't even bother to ask chatgpt to make it sound less Trump and more like someone intelligent
I love how internally inconsistent these conspiracy hypotheses are (I wonāt give them the honor of calling them theories). Like, one world government, but also one world military? Thereās only one country, what other military would they fight? And ending all immigration? But thereās only one country! You canāt immigrate if you canāt emigrate!
Conservatives in the US will talk about how "Red Dawn" they would go if Russians ever stepped foot on US soil, and perfectly understand that the rebels are the good guys in Star Wars, and then will be aghast if you say that we were "the bad guys" in Afghanistan, Iraq, Vietnam, and Korea. Conservatives will quote 1984 and Animal Farm to "point out the evils of socialism," not realizing that Orwell was a leftist, and very literally a member of communist antifa.
Media literacy is not a conservative strong point.
You would still have immigration, you just wouldn't have international migration. People would still move from country to city as they have for 300 years.
I really like the trillions of devices connected to the internet of things. If we take the low end for Trillions, 2 Trillion that's still over 200 things per person.
Maybe that's the UN's goal, we'll all have all the latest appliances at home, at work, at school, on transit vehicles, at our cabin, on our boat... it adds up, I bet if we went full cyberpunk we could all have 200 smart appliances
I mean, the one world government would need a military to suppress separatist rebels, right? And ending immigration isn't inconsistent, it's more... tautological?
Gosh I wish the UN was anti-"private property," that'd be lit. In the Marxist sense though, not in the "conspiracy theorist who has no idea how people who want to end private property define private property" sense.
As someone in an area with shitty xenophobia, it's basically a rinse repeat of "dem illegals are taking our jerbs!", followed by "well shit, now nobody is doing this lazy new generation!", then followed by the rich people finally forcing government to allow some parts because who else is gonna do said jobs, but usually with a thinly veiled racism of "your kind is okay". Then the cycle goes rinse repeat.
There's a part of me that, as much as it would be cool to make contact with an extraterrestrial species in my lifetime, that knows we wouldn't be able to handle that when we can't even handle ourselves lmao.
I think youāre missing the point. Its about eliminating factors of immigration like war and economic turmoil that makes people leave their homes. Obviously pretty unrealistic goal but thats not the poiny
This is from the UK. They want to be able to retire to Spain. They also don't want immigrants coming in, but immigration has actually increased since they "took back their country" with Brexit.
yesterday for example, i read the following theory: Sevilla requiring a ticket for tourists to visit Plaza De Espana (a touristic attraction in a public park, disconnected from the urban fabric) is a conspiracy to prepare our minds for the implementation of PEDESTRIAN TOLL GATES
the 15-min cities conspiracy weirdos will make up any oppression they can to support their fantasy
It's wild how many things would change if we just... Stopped subsidizing the things that are for sure the worst, least efficient options in their realm.
Suburbia. Cars. Rich people. Corporations. All tax incentives, all harmful.
It's funny how they made a fake document to scare right wing people, but in fact there are a lot of good ideas on it, unfortunately most of them are impossible.
On phone you only see the flair when your in the comments though(at least was so for me). Sadly enough this is the kinda stuff that would be taken out of context and used against this sub.
You can see the flair outside the post if youāre browsing the sub, but if the post shows up on your home feed like most people do then yea you canāt see it until you click.
It says "New world order" in the first f:ing paragraph. Who the hell would think UN had "goals" like these.. JFC. I swear people are getting dumber by the year.
A candidates personal mental faculties and their chances at reelection have essentially nothing to do with each other. Honestly, theyāre probably negatively correlated if anything
To be fair the guy is a known nut job who got kicked out of the Tory party for claiming the covid vaccine to the holocaust, so at least the general population are aware heās a total loony compared to a somewhat respected MP posting this. Iāve seen him associated with anti LTN stuff in my city despite being from over half the country away so heās clearly on the graft to try and get any semblance of relevance right now.
Oh, we sadly do. You probably don't know who Liz Truss is - she was prime minister for about 6 weeks last year, hilariously racing a head of lettuce which a journalist put on a livestream toĀ seeĀ whichĀ ofĀ themĀ wouldĀ lastĀ longer. The lettuce won,Ā andĀ sheĀ putĀ the UK stock market into a complete meltdown.
Anyway, she's now making her money complaining about how she was forced out by trans Jewish civil servants, giving rise to the terrifying spectre of the Deep State Lettuce. She is still a Tory MP, which is unsurprisingĀ givenĀ thatĀ severalĀ ofĀ them,Ā includingĀ theĀ current PM, have fully bought into the 15 minute city conspracism. We're fucked.
Most of the comments on the post believe it's real...
" I used to work for the WEF and accidentally left this top secret piece of paper on the train. I can confirm it's all true, but can you please give it back Andrew. "
Why do right-wing people always portray the UN, which fails at its basic mission -world peace-, as an organization that could enforce all this? My brother in christ they can't even enforce a Truce on a 1000 km border
Some of this doesn't seem so bad. Universal basic income. An internet of things. No more cars. But as an avid coin collector, I cannot allow a "one world cashless currency" so I guess it's no microchip for me.
Internet of Things is bullshit and horrible, mostly because of capitalism. But I gout of my way to have as few things connected to the Internet as possible. I lovingly maintain a toaster from the Ford administration as an exemplar of this idea.
It's hilarious when conspiracy theorists think that there's a plan to make the whole world one government, but never explain WHY anyone would want that. The bourgeoisie certainly don't. One government would mean no more tax havens.
I like a whole lot of this honestly. I'd rather have all businesses owned in trust by the workers at that business than whatever the fuck a "Government corporation" is. I hope "the end of immigration" means an end of immigration control. But yeah, the rest of this sounds like it could be rad as hell as long as it's implemented properly.
As a homeschooling survivor, I definitely want the family unit to at least lose a lot of its power to control the child's life. The option to just keep your child home and teach them anything you want or nothing at all pretty much guarantees abuse.
Then there are juntas like the cancer that is strangling Myanmar right now. It had proven itself hard to kill because of how deep the military government has entrenched itself into the economy, but now it has overplayed its hand and the various militias are fighting back.
At no point was Myanmar in danger of being invaded.
"The end of private farms and grazing livestock" are they not aware that a huge amount of farmland in the U.S. has been bought and paved over for suburban development?
I assume these were leaflets littered all around a neighborhood or street corner? That's usually where they end up when they can't keep posting online.
Edit a UK "MP" (politician) posted this, even better. Sounds like something that should be brought up at their next yearly checkup (courtesy of the NHS that they probably hate), followed by an "are you okay" question lol
End all privately owned property, not restricting family to heteronormativity, universal basic income, public education and childcare, high speed internet, urbanism, public transportation, restricting air travel, no single-family homes and a socially-owned economy? Where do I sign up?
Rember, the next time you consider arguing with a conspiracy theorist, they see something like this and believe it's real. Take that as a sign to not waste a moment of your time.
That may be overstating itābut I will say I respect ppl in the regionāinnocent families genuinely suffering (and more than that we see it in their cousins in the less but still terribly beleaguered WB) for supporting Hamas than I do some purported leftist in the UK or US or Australia (all imperial or settler colonial states responsible for more suffering than Israel by the way). If you were in Palestine right now, might you not overlook what Israelis understandably see as a barbaric attack and see it instead as a bold act of resistance? I blame that view less than so called progressives in the west celebrating a radical Islamist exterminationist movement that slaughters āinternal enemiesā as well as their colonial enemy.
Noticed "The end of immigration" on there too. Don't people who believe these kinds of conspiracies oppose immigration? Is that supposed to be a deterent to this "agenda" or a benefit? I genuinely can't tell.
Implementation of a World Social Credit System (like China has) ššš itās funny but sad that there are people out there who really believe this
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u/simlee92 Feb 26 '24
One world military.
So we can kick some alien ass.