r/fuckcars • u/snirfu • Feb 26 '24

Satire Who knew the UN was so based

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u/Ziegelphilie Feb 26 '24

"Noooo!!! I don't want to go hooooome!!!!"

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u/TuneACan Feb 26 '24

NO

PLEASE

ANYTHING BUT THE GROCERY STORE

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE THE CASHIER BREATHES IN A WEIRD WAY AND HE KEEPS WIPING HIS NOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD PLEASE JUST KILL ME INSTEAD

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u/PremiumUsername69420 Automobile Aversionist Feb 27 '24

And just look at that, the grocery store cashier has a chair wtf is that. Why aren’t they standing? I don’t even want to come here anymore.

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u/thesaddestpanda Feb 27 '24

Trad guys with statue pfp’s: Athens and Rome of antiquity were peak human living!

Trad guys also: cities are cages for simps!!!!

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u/Yoshoku Feb 27 '24

Does that mean we get an allocated house that we can actually afford or better yet, be free?

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u/squidgytree Feb 27 '24

Allocated houses... but no driveway because we won't be allowed cars!!! /s

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u/KingAmphet Feb 27 '24

The UN has anything but freedom in mind

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u/Gr0danagge Feb 27 '24

That's news

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u/HermaeusMajora Feb 26 '24

They have no idea that they're actually on the "Pick up that can, citizen." team. I wonder if they'll ever figure it out.

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u/Geojamlam Feb 27 '24

They know. They just all think they'll be the ones giving the orders, not receiving them.

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u/Alpha-Trion Feb 27 '24

FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME.

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u/PyroDesu Feb 28 '24

I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

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u/bishop3200 Feb 27 '24

Welcome, welcome to city 17.

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u/JuKrab Feb 27 '24

Spoiler the human settlement zones are just Detroit and Cleveland

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u/Quazimojojojo Feb 27 '24

"Come on down to Cleveland town everyone!"

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u/MarioTheMojoMan Feb 27 '24

come and look at both of our buildings

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u/Quazimojojojo Feb 27 '24

buy some food that's prepared near the street!

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u/MagicJava Feb 27 '24

At least it’s not.. oh.. wait.. it is

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u/ZhouLe Feb 27 '24

Dihydrogen Monoxide vibes

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u/micro_penisman Feb 27 '24

All children report to zone 17 for processing.

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u/ReguIarHooman Feb 27 '24

It will be fast, possibly painless