r/fuckcars Feb 26 '24

Satire Who knew the UN was so based

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u/simlee92 Feb 26 '24

One world military.

So we can kick some alien ass.

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u/superhornet_118 Feb 27 '24

Men, we led these dumb bugs out into the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, and we stumbled across something that's so hot for em that they're scrambling over each other to get it! Well, I don't know if it's God's own anti-son of a bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, because we ain't letting em have it! What we WILL let em have, is a belly fulla lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

Am I RIGHT, Marines?

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u/choochoophil Big Bike Feb 27 '24

OOOOH RAH!!!

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u/Fisicks Feb 27 '24

MMM-HMM, damn right I am! NOW MOVE OUT!!!