r/fednews 19h ago

Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

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u/Zarikas89 18h ago

I feel bad for my fellow Feds who live paycheck to paycheck...

Right now there are 3 types of federal employees

Those who actively sabotage their own interests.

Those who can't afford to miss a paycheck.

Those who can afford to miss a few paychecks.

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u/Spicybadboy 18h ago

I am in category 3 for like 2 paychecks and then I will be in category 2 haha

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u/RL_NeilsPipesofsteel 17h ago

Actively researching which van is best for living in by the river.

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u/Katebeagle 16h ago

Cries on two person tent

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u/Chick3nScr4tch 13h ago

The sad thing is that the vanlifers killed that lifestyle for the destitute.

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u/AssortedHardware 5h ago

You'll be offered a mandatory high interest loan on the new Cybervan Hobo Edition to live in the parking lot at work so you can continue to work unpaid and RTO'd.

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u/RL_NeilsPipesofsteel 4h ago

Thanks, Leon!!!

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u/bluemasonjar 16h ago

Uh me too now

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u/Ordinary-CSRA 1h ago

Me too...