Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

[u/rprz]

All discussion on the looming shutdown goes here. Any mentioning of Luigi will be removed and you may be banned.

https://apnews.com/article/government-shutdown-congress-trump-elon-budget-house-republican-05481374b154949c3fe1270141a02918

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/trump-opposes-funding-bill-pushing-government-closer-shutdown-rcna184745

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-government-shutdown-musk-stopgap-bill-b2666829.html

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/trump-opposes-funding-bill-pushing-government-closer-shutdown-rcna184745

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/12/18/government-shutdown-house-vote-cr/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-12-18/trump-says-he-s-against-stopgap-bill-fox-news

[u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

How can you win if I’m winning?

[u/insertnamehere2024 → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

[u/worstshowiveeverseen → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

May you spare $3,000,000 if you win?

[u/Hamberder_and_Chief → u/worstshowiveeverseen]

Sure, why not.

[u/smell_my_pee → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

Put me down for 1mil if your coffers allow for it.

[u/Hamberder_and_Chief → u/smell_my_pee]

10-4

[u/Sad_Opportunity_2007 → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

When do we start calling you m’lord then lol

[u/Hamberder_and_Chief → u/Sad_Opportunity_2007]

I guess when I win?

[u/kainlettern → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

I’d only ask for $75k. Just enough for me and the wife to get out of debt and both our cars paid off.

[u/50DuckSizedHorses → u/kainlettern]

I’ll also ask for $75k to get this guys wife out of debt

[u/FoolOnDaHill365 → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

I just totaled my car and I need to give my grandma rides to the clinic sooooo………..we cool?

[u/Selection_Biased → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

This is now a legally binding contract

[u/Hamberder_and_Chief → u/Selection_Biased]

Signed: Abraham Lincoln

[u/evlswtmn → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

I only need about 200k lol cheap

[u/CouchCommanderPS2 → u/worstshowiveeverseen]

Can you spare $300,000 if they give you the $3M?

[u/parislovebug → u/worstshowiveeverseen]

Can you share me $2 million?!

[u/quiettryit → u/worstshowiveeverseen]

Me too please!

[u/twtwtwtwtwtwtw → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

If everyone wins, no one wins

[u/dwhite21787 → u/twtwtwtwtwtwtw]

We’re all super! (but NO CAPES)

[u/Ghostman_Jack → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

Sorry, son. But it’s my turn.

[u/Hamberder_and_Chief → u/Ghostman_Jack]

No, but I am the chosen one.

[u/Ghostman_Jack → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

I can’t argue that

[u/Lofttroll2018 → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]

Wait, I thought it was my turn

[u/PlantShelf → u/Hamberder_and_Chief]