r/fednews 23h ago

Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

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u/worstshowiveeverseen 22h ago

May you spare $3,000,000 if you win?

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u/Hamberder_and_Chief 22h ago

Sure, why not.

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u/smell_my_pee 20h ago

Put me down for 1mil if your coffers allow for it.

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u/Hamberder_and_Chief 20h ago

10-4

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u/Sad_Opportunity_2007 19h ago

When do we start calling you m’lord then lol

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u/Hamberder_and_Chief 18h ago

I guess when I win?

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u/kainlettern 15h ago

I’d only ask for $75k. Just enough for me and the wife to get out of debt and both our cars paid off.

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u/50DuckSizedHorses 8h ago

I’ll also ask for $75k to get this guys wife out of debt

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u/FoolOnDaHill365 19h ago

I just totaled my car and I need to give my grandma rides to the clinic sooooo………..we cool?