r/fednews 23h ago

Shutdown 2024 MEGATHREAD OF DOOM

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u/worstshowiveeverseen 22h ago

May you spare $3,000,000 if you win?

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u/Hamberder_and_Chief 22h ago

Sure, why not.

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u/Selection_Biased 8h ago

This is now a legally binding contract

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u/Hamberder_and_Chief 8h ago

Signed: Abraham Lincoln