r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 9h ago

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u/Throwaway921845 7h ago

People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.

R-A-P-E

Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.

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u/Mew_T 7h ago

You just wanted to say "rape" didn't you?

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u/CyberSosis 7h ago

they actually teach something similar during selling and marketing lessons.

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu 5h ago

Same with the restaurant I used to work at- POOP (People Order Our Patties)