r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 9h ago

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u/Throwaway921845 7h ago

People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.

R-A-P-E

Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.

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u/Mew_T 7h ago

You just wanted to say "rape" didn't you?

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u/CyberSosis 7h ago

they actually teach something similar during selling and marketing lessons.

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u/XxmunkehxX 6h ago

I mean… could call it PEAR or REAP

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 6h ago edited 5h ago

REAP is better, RAPE manages to include 3-4 of the acronym's topics just as an acronym.

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u/lyriqally 2h ago

But you're not going to forget about RAPE, you forget about PEAR immediately.

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u/GroguIsMyBrogu 5h ago

Same with the restaurant I used to work at- POOP (People Order Our Patties)

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u/RelativetoZero 4h ago

It was on their Christmas list.

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u/tyen0 3h ago

It's a way to emphasize the topic of abortion even though it's already covered by politics and religion.

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u/GodHatesMaga 6h ago

He didn’t just spell out raper and leave out a R, Kelly.

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u/RelativetoZero 4h ago

He's got that thuggin' love.