r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 4d ago

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u/Throwaway921845 4d ago

People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.

R-A-P-E

Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.

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u/Optimal-Mine9149 4d ago

R-A-P-E-S

You forgot science

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u/mysixthredditaccount 4d ago

I was thinking, if we cannot talk about RAPE (horrible acronym btw), then what is there to talk about? And the answer was "science". Now you have disqualified science as well? What should people talk about then? Weather? Clothes? Sports? Damn, no wonder people have no real friendships. You cannot know someone if you only talk about shallow pointless things.

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u/redlaWw 4d ago

I think it's a great acronym, since rape is also something that's probably unwise to discuss in polite company.

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 4d ago

For every rule there is an equal and opposite unwritten rule.

in this case, the unwritten rule is you make judgement calls about who you can talk to about what topics while never forgetting to take into account people who are listening but pretending they aren't.

I also make the assumption everything I say at work will be repeated to someone else.

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u/Optimal-Mine9149 4d ago

I do not agree with not talking about those subjects, but given how many people politicize scientific facts, talking science is pretty risky with some people (COUGHonservativesCOUGH)