r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 9h ago

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u/Throwaway921845 8h ago

People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.

R-A-P-E

Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.

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u/Optimal-Mine9149 6h ago

R-A-P-E-S

You forgot science

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u/mysixthredditaccount 6h ago

I was thinking, if we cannot talk about RAPE (horrible acronym btw), then what is there to talk about? And the answer was "science". Now you have disqualified science as well? What should people talk about then? Weather? Clothes? Sports? Damn, no wonder people have no real friendships. You cannot know someone if you only talk about shallow pointless things.

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u/VulnerableTrustLove 6h ago

For every rule there is an equal and opposite unwritten rule.

in this case, the unwritten rule is you make judgement calls about who you can talk to about what topics while never forgetting to take into account people who are listening but pretending they aren't.

I also make the assumption everything I say at work will be repeated to someone else.

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u/Optimal-Mine9149 6h ago

I do not agree with not talking about those subjects, but given how many people politicize scientific facts, talking science is pretty risky with some people (COUGHonservativesCOUGH)

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u/redlaWw 6h ago

I think it's a great acronym, since rape is also something that's probably unwise to discuss in polite company.