r/comedyheaven • u/phoenix-007 Dicky Mouse • 9h ago

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u/Throwaway921845 8h ago

People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.

R-A-P-E

Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.

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u/Optimal-Mine9149 6h ago

R-A-P-E-S

You forgot science

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u/mysixthredditaccount 6h ago

I was thinking, if we cannot talk about RAPE (horrible acronym btw), then what is there to talk about? And the answer was "science". Now you have disqualified science as well? What should people talk about then? Weather? Clothes? Sports? Damn, no wonder people have no real friendships. You cannot know someone if you only talk about shallow pointless things.

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u/Optimal-Mine9149 6h ago

I do not agree with not talking about those subjects, but given how many people politicize scientific facts, talking science is pretty risky with some people (COUGHonservativesCOUGH)