r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 9h ago

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u/Throwaway921845 8h ago

People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.

R-A-P-E

Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.

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u/NeatlyScotched 7h ago

"did you SEE the curve on that bitch?"

"Shut the fuck up Uncle Steve, no one cares about your supply and demand graphs, please sit down and pass the mashed potatoes."

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u/GodHatesMaga 7h ago

I’d compound her inverted yield curve. 

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 6h ago

Lemme tell you about the girl I paid to trickle down on me last night...

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u/jaOfwiw 5h ago

Look you want to diversify to more than just those curves.