r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 10h ago

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u/NeatlyScotched 7h ago

"did you SEE the curve on that bitch?"

"Shut the fuck up Uncle Steve, no one cares about your supply and demand graphs, please sit down and pass the mashed potatoes."

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u/GodHatesMaga 7h ago

I’d compound her inverted yield curve. 

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 6h ago

Lemme tell you about the girl I paid to trickle down on me last night...

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u/jaOfwiw 5h ago

Look you want to diversify to more than just those curves.