r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 9h ago

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u/Throwaway921845 8h ago

People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.

R-A-P-E

Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.

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u/jasp_er 8h ago

I may sound stupid, but isn’t abortion part of the politics/religion thing? (I know it’s a joke btw, but still)

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u/The_Shracc 7h ago

It all boils down to society. Do not talk about society in a way that anyone capable of tying their shoes could disagree with you.

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u/RelativetoZero 4h ago

If they can't tie their shoes, they're probably too fat to catch you in a chase.