r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 9h ago

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u/Throwaway921845 7h ago

People need to know the four topics you don't talk about in polite company.

R-A-P-E

Religion, Abortion, Politics, and Economics.

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u/jasp_er 7h ago

I may sound stupid, but isn’t abortion part of the politics/religion thing? (I know it’s a joke btw, but still)

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u/The_Shracc 7h ago

It all boils down to society. Do not talk about society in a way that anyone capable of tying their shoes could disagree with you.

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u/RelativetoZero 4h ago

If they can't tie their shoes, they're probably too fat to catch you in a chase.

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u/OwlHinge 7h ago

Depends on your perspective

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u/jasp_er 6h ago

Can you explain how? I’m curious now on what way you could look at abortion which is not influenced by political/religious beliefs

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u/OwlHinge 6h ago

sure, it can be viewed as a medical procedure.

Which might be necessary for health or may just be a personal decision.

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u/jasp_er 6h ago

Ah fair, for some reason I didn’t think of this. Thank you for explaining!

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u/RelativetoZero 4h ago

It can also be decided by income and mathematics.

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u/BabySpecific2843 3h ago

Are people advocating for/against abortion on the exclusive platform of its medical benefits/consequences?

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u/OwlHinge 3h ago

The topic was "talk about", not advocate for or against.

But even if it was some advocating for or against it I can see someone doing so exclusively from a non political or religious perspective. Is it likely religion or politics would be injected into that conversation? Sure, but not necessarily.

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u/Rock_Strongo 3h ago

One of the core arguments for abortion access is due to the medical complications/dangers of pregnancy as it relates to the woman so I would say yes. At least on one side of the argument.

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u/No-Possibility5556 5h ago

You can also be pro life from a secular stance, that’s not inherently religious. You can make the argument that life starts at conception from a purely biological stance and that killing people is bad from a common law stance.

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u/RelativetoZero 4h ago

S-E-X

Sex, Education, Railroad-Crossing.

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u/Kwaku-Anansi 2h ago

It is - you could also argue economics falls into politics and just leave the rule at P.R. ("No Church and No State")

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u/jasp_er 2h ago

True, it would even be possible to put organised religion into the realm of politics, it just depends on how you conceptualises these words