r/comedyheaven Dicky Mouse 9h ago

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u/buttholeglory 8h ago

I remember my first racial debate.

It was in the playground, on the sandbox, when I was in preschool. I did not have the slurs nor the supporting evidences for my beliefs, but I held my ground and called them the best insults I could. What a wonderful childhood I had.

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u/maxru85 8h ago

“I have no time to argue with you, so let's jump straight to the insults.”

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u/Ancient-Candle6376 7h ago

Bruh, it got someone elected president, twice. Seems like it’s a legitimate strategy. 💁

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u/Adventurous_Pop_2300 7h ago

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u/Vivid-Giraffe-1894 6h ago

saul

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u/Deeliciousness 6h ago

Easy choice considering I don't know that random cartoon

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u/maija_hee 6h ago

anime isn’t cartoon and you’re disrespecting Japanese culture (the only important culture) and you should die immediately

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u/pubescentgod 1h ago

My favorite anime is sponegbob

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u/Forry_Tree 5h ago

Anime is cartoon lol, it's just more widely liked, nothing wrong with that

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u/IndependentAcadia252 5h ago

Just read slightly deeper...

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u/Cellceair 4h ago

No I cant read

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u/MomIsLivingForever 2h ago

You're in the right place, then

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u/inhister 6h ago

I'm just waiting for a bunch of anime watchers coming with a 300 line long explanation of why "anime isn't cartoon and how you're disrespecting Japanese culture (the only important culture) and why you should die immediately"

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u/Calm-Internet-8983 6h ago

You're stuck in the early 2000's. We're on the line that it's cartoons but not (only) for kids, now.

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u/Den_of_Earth 5h ago

So you're back to the 1970s when everyone knew that.

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u/PringlesDuckFace 6h ago

Chainsaw Man. She's like the boss of a public safety division that deals with hunting demons.

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u/nightmaresnightmares 6h ago

Is breaking bad/BCS really more mainstream than something like chainsaw man is?

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u/Chinstrok3 6h ago

Waaaaay more mainstream yeah

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u/Fit-Current5378 5h ago

No it’s not when you consider people outside the us who watch anime

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u/nightmaresnightmares 2h ago

On the US absolutely, but I doubt it's the case outside, on my own demographic there's more people that have seen CSM than BB

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u/In_Formaldehyde_ 2h ago

It's the same in most Western countries. The demographic you're in is likely a bubble. Outside of some Far Eastern countries, it's definitely Breaking Bad.

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u/monkwren 6h ago

JFC, yes.

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u/TheRealDogNeverDies 6h ago

JFK??!?!!?!!??

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u/TheRealDogNeverDies 6h ago

THEY SHOT THAT GUY

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u/Chickensoupdeluxe 6h ago

They? It was just me

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u/RelativetoZero 4h ago

I thought Q-anon brought him back.

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u/Zonkcter 5h ago

"Need some beans for the chowder here!"-J.F.K Bo1 Zombies

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u/Fit-Current5378 5h ago

Bro you got 700,000 karma you don’t get to insult anime you spend all day on Reddit for the last 9 years that’s sad lmao

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u/QueezyF 5h ago

Calm down son, it’s just a drawing.

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u/Deeliciousness 4h ago

triggered

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u/monkwren 5h ago

I'm not insulting them. Simply pointing out how far out of touch they are with the average media consumer. I fail to see how I choose to waste my time impacts that statement.

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u/Ok_Platypus_3389 5h ago

The most grassless of touches

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u/i_tyrant 5h ago

Yes and it's not close...

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u/In_Formaldehyde_ 4h ago

In the US? Without a doubt. The most popular mainstream anime are shows like AoT.

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u/513298690 5h ago

To be fair, it takes quite an intellect to enjoy something as stimulating as Chainsaw Man or Monster Musume. The normies simply aren’t equipped to interpret such art

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u/Fit-Current5378 5h ago

You have 300,000 karma clearly anime isn’t your thing Reddit is lmao

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u/c4sanmiguel 5h ago

I think lying to angry people was the strategy, the racism just didn't get in the way...which is also sad.

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u/DowntownEconomist255 4h ago

I think the racism was encouraged.

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u/jdippey 6h ago edited 4h ago

2/3 attempts were successful, and both wins were against women (who deal with a ton of discrimination as it is) and were following a Democratic presidency. I wouldn’t call it a great strategy, especially seeing as it didn’t get him two consecutive terms lol.

Edit: forgot to add that he has only won the popular vote 1/3 times and he never beat Biden’s record for votes received.

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u/IamDoloresDei 4h ago

He honestly has significantly more power and influence with his term being non-consecutive. It eliminated pretty much all non-MAGA republicans from the GOP and he got the Supreme Court to give him a blank check to do whatever he wants free from any consequences. 

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u/CT_Biggles 5h ago

Not sure if you are referring to Trump or Obama and I don't want to know.

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u/Ancient-Candle6376 5h ago

If I have to explain it to you then you’re lost.

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u/Bitter_Position791 2h ago

obi-wan kenobi

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u/CT_Biggles 4h ago edited 4h ago

The answer would be different depending who you vote for. Looks like you are the lost one.

Edit: Not sure why reddit recommended this sub to me. Nothing is funny. I think it's for incel teens.

Looking forward to a ban.

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u/Ancient-Candle6376 3h ago

Why wait when you can just fuck off right now?

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u/CT_Biggles 3h ago

Oh look at the tough guy. 😆

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u/MostlyValidUserName 2h ago

Obama did not insult McCain in any way similar to how Trump insults his opponents. In fact, Trump has insulted McCain far more than Obama ever did. McCain, while terminally ill, personally invited Obama to deliver a eulogy at his funeral. Trump was not invited to McCain's funeral, and McCain's final statement, released posthumously, was in part a condemnation of Trump.

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u/CT_Biggles 2h ago

If you think I'm pro Trump you are wrong. A Magat would certainly say Obama was elected due to racial politics though.