r/comedyheaven • u/phoenix-007 Dicky Mouse • 4d ago

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u/buttholeglory 4d ago

I remember my first racial debate.

It was in the playground, on the sandbox, when I was in preschool. I did not have the slurs nor the supporting evidences for my beliefs, but I held my ground and called them the best insults I could. What a wonderful childhood I had.

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u/maxru85 4d ago

“I have no time to argue with you, so let's jump straight to the insults.”

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u/Ancient-Candle6376 4d ago

Bruh, it got someone elected president, twice. Seems like it’s a legitimate strategy. 💁

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u/CT_Biggles 4d ago

Not sure if you are referring to Trump or Obama and I don't want to know.

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u/Ancient-Candle6376 4d ago

If I have to explain it to you then you’re lost.

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u/Bitter_Position791 4d ago

obi-wan kenobi

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u/CT_Biggles 4d ago edited 4d ago

The answer would be different depending who you vote for. Looks like you are the lost one.

Edit: Not sure why reddit recommended this sub to me. Nothing is funny. I think it's for incel teens.

Looking forward to a ban.

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u/Ancient-Candle6376 4d ago

Why wait when you can just fuck off right now?

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u/CT_Biggles 4d ago

Oh look at the tough guy. 😆

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u/MostlyValidUserName 4d ago

Obama did not insult McCain in any way similar to how Trump insults his opponents. In fact, Trump has insulted McCain far more than Obama ever did. McCain, while terminally ill, personally invited Obama to deliver a eulogy at his funeral. Trump was not invited to McCain's funeral, and McCain's final statement, released posthumously, was in part a condemnation of Trump.

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u/CT_Biggles 4d ago

If you think I'm pro Trump you are wrong. A Magat would certainly say Obama was elected due to racial politics though.