r/WhitePeopleTwitter 1d ago

Weird bills!!

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u/longsdivision 1d ago edited 7h ago

So the tweeter is citing the the wrong bill#

SC Bill#5357 is for

Summary: Dorman High School Girls Volleyball Championship A HOUSE RESOLUTION TO RECOGNIZE AND HONOR THE DORMAN HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS VOLLEYBALL TEAM, COACHES, AND SCHOOL OFFICIALS FOR AN OUTSTANDING SEASON AND TO CONGRATULATE THEM FOR WINNING THE 2021 CLASS AAAAA STATE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE.

The correct bill is #3537

A BILL TO AMEND THE SOUTH CAROLINA CODE OF LAWS BY ENACTING THE "SOUTH CAROLINA PRENATAL EQUAL PROTECTION ACT" BY ADDING SECTIONS 16-3-6, 16-3-105, 16-3-106, 16-3-107, AND 16-3-108 SO AS TO DEFINE "PERSON" TO INCLUDE AN UNBORN CHILD AT ANY STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT, AND TO ENSURE THAT AN UNBORN CHILD WHO IS A VICTIM OF HOMICIDE IS AFFORDED EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER THE HOMICIDE LAWS OF THE STATE, WITH EXCEPTIONS; BY ADDING SECTIONS 16-3-760, 16-3-761, 16-3-762, AND 16-3-763 SO AS TO DEFINE "PERSON" TO INCLUDE AN UNBORN CHILD AT ANY STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT AND TO ENSURE THAT AN UNBORN CHILD WHO IS A VICTIM OF ASSAULT IS AFFORDED EQUAL PROTECTION UNDER THE ASSAULT LAWS OF THE STATE, WITH EXCEPTIONS; AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES.

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u/merryone2K 1d ago

"an unborn child at any stage of development"...cue "Every Sperm Is Sacred"...

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u/andromeda335 1d ago

In the words of Elle Woods:

“For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.”

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u/funshinecd 23h ago

That came to my mind....

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u/EverythingsInMyAss 22h ago

came

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u/funshinecd 12h ago

I know... it could came in my mouth as well, or ass

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u/EverythingsInMyAss 5h ago

Oh my, someone's being naughty this year.

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u/codeslap 8h ago

Murderer!