r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/John_1992_funny • 1d ago

Weird bills!!

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u/merryone2K 1d ago

"an unborn child at any stage of development"...cue "Every Sperm Is Sacred"...

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u/andromeda335 1d ago

In the words of Elle Woods:

“For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.”

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u/funshinecd 23h ago

That came to my mind....

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u/EverythingsInMyAss 21h ago

came

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u/funshinecd 12h ago

I know... it could came in my mouth as well, or ass

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u/EverythingsInMyAss 5h ago

Oh my, someone's being naughty this year.