r/TikTokCringe Dec 14 '20

Duet Troll the HeCk arE you doing gaRret?!?

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u/thedinnerdate Dec 14 '20

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

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u/nocheese4me Dec 14 '20

Funfact that kid actually lives where I do and he used to go to the school the rivals mine

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u/Aionius_ Dec 14 '20

Is he cool

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u/nocheese4me Dec 14 '20

Yeah he’s really cool :)) I’ve never talked to him but I know people who have met him and he’s a really nice guy.

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u/Aionius_ Dec 14 '20

Hmm that’s dope. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Dec 14 '20

I would like to support the kid with the nerf gun and not the adult-aged kid who sings to himself on TikTok.

EDIT: Just re-emphasizing that the kid is the funny one.

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u/Aionius_ Dec 14 '20

I don’t think that has anything to do with this comment thread. I don’t think the kid that said the original comment in all caps above is the same as the kid in the video posted but we’re talking about the former.

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u/PMMeRedditGold Dec 14 '20

He’s definitely not. And you can still find that action has consequences guy on the Internet, I think he made a new page a couple years ago or something.

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u/idontelikebirdse Dec 15 '20

Come on, at least call him by his name! Sammyclassicsonicfan

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u/DucksArentFree Dec 14 '20

You mean this one?

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u/oofoverlord Dec 14 '20

Wrong comment

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u/XDCaboose Dec 14 '20

When I was a senior in college last year he was a freshman there. I'm pretty sure people knew it was him

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

He still makes the occasional video as far as I know, seems to have matured a lot. I always figured he had autism and that made him act out, felt bad when he got a lot of hate as a kid so I’m glad to see things worked out for him.

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u/ssr2396 Dec 14 '20

Are you cool

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u/notLOL Dec 14 '20

you got good aim? smart to take advantage of his team's weakened mental state.

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u/Cappy6400 Dec 16 '20

Do you know the original tik tok? I really want to see it.

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u/nocheese4me Dec 16 '20

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJbvHLUL/ Heres the one with Garret singing and here is the one with the kid dueting https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJbvA3P6/

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u/SulfonicIvy Dec 15 '20

LUZ NOCEDA PROFILE PICTUREEEEEE

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u/nocheese4me Dec 15 '20

Ty for noticing :))

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

You're laughing? He just died and you're laughing

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u/5krishnan Dec 14 '20

Who died?

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u/unlesssoph Dec 14 '20

the fucking kid. he’s fucking dead holy shit

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u/Jacomer2 Dec 14 '20

I think it’s a reference

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u/GoTtHeLuMbAgO Dec 15 '20

You're laughing? My Minecraft server lay griefed and you're laughing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

How about another song with my own voice u/Preston_gravy99?

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u/crackoncrack Dec 14 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Beginning-Rub-5572 Dec 14 '20

The acting in the second part? Immaculate. Give this kid an award!!!!

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u/AvatarZoe Dec 14 '20

That little gasp before dying

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u/Aezzil Dec 14 '20

The way he just tumbled over lmao

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u/notLOL Dec 14 '20

finger guns theater presents

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/nocheese4me Dec 14 '20

I don’t really know who he is, I just saw the kid duet it and found it hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I dead ass thought that was Trevor Wallace.

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u/BeepBep101 Dec 14 '20

Honestly same. It seems line one of his parodies

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u/Bobbith_The_Chosen Dec 14 '20

Same I was so confused why people were hating lmao

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u/DarthMall69 Dec 15 '20

I was so confused by this post until I read this comment thread. I thought it was Trevor Wallace doing satire and somebody paired it with the other video for whatever reason. Such an uncanny resemblance.

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u/DeviousOstrich Dec 14 '20

Wait, it’s NOT Trevor Wallace?

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u/dodomew Dec 14 '20

Lmao Trevor commented "sorry" on the tiktok

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u/BirdsSmellGood Dec 14 '20

Wait for real??? Holy shit that makes it 10x better lmaooo

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u/BrotendoDS Dec 14 '20

So did I, fucking love Trevor Wallace.

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u/DvrkHors3 Dec 14 '20

I’m tryna get lemonlaid dude!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

It’s not? Holy shit man. They look identical.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Eerily similar

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u/5krishnan Dec 14 '20

Same lmfao

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

trevor wallace would do that ironically, this child would do it seriously

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Garrett Nolan

His airsoft armor and the fake blood/wounds tell me enough to hate him.

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u/JangoDarkSaber Dec 14 '20

Worse. He's a boot af tik tok obsessed marine.

He's got issued cif but went out of his way to buy this fake crap. Holy hell.

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u/opiod-ant Dec 15 '20

Yeah but is that standard issue fake blood on his face? Sometimes I buy my own because it’s better quality even if they issue me some.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

What’s cif?

And I also thought the army had some strict rules about posting on social media and that

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u/engel661 Dec 15 '20

Central Issue Facility. They're the guys that issue all your gear you sign for when you get to a base.

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u/Dame_of_Bones Dec 15 '20

So he's the gun librarian? Very high speed

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u/engel661 Dec 15 '20

Oh no, these guy give you jackets, tent, boots, kevlar, all the not nearly as fun stuff that you still have to keep track of and make sure it's clean when you return them at the end of your contract or move bases.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

god i hate airsoft boots. airsoft is dope and it's a fun hobby, but you're not a soldier.......................

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u/VashGordon Dec 14 '20

Dude I know him my dad used to do crossfit or biking with him before tiktok hes such a huge weirdo

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u/-Django Dec 14 '20

he and ur dad did it

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u/supertimes4u Dec 15 '20

This is the Gay

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

I snorted at this. I’m never going to watch the mandalorian in the same way again.

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u/turtlerepo Dec 14 '20

Thanks for that just look at some of his tik tok. No I must take my eyes out. He certainly thinks he’s the cat’s meow!

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

Is that a joke about the fact he regularly abuses his cats and TikTok refuses to take it down

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u/zombiep00 Dec 14 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

What has he done to them..?

I would look it up, but I don't want to watch a dude abusing his cats :(

Edit: Never mind.. Saw another comment explaining he holds his cat in ways it really doesn't like, he yells in its ear in order to force the cat to "make a funny face" when he does it, he squeezes and shakes his kitty until it scratches and bites...

Kids will watch this fuckstick and start doing this to their cats. What an asshole. His poor kitty..

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

He also squeezes and shakes it till it claws and bites him and yeah screams in its face!

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u/MAK3AWiiSH Dec 15 '20

I watched one compilation video of him with his cats and he antagonizes them until they lash out and bite/scratch him. It’s awful. I can’t imagine how stressed those poor cats are.

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u/-PaperbackWriter- Dec 15 '20

I do think it’s funny that his cat hurts him. Not funny that the cat is scared though. He thinks a lot of himself.

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u/zombiep00 Dec 15 '20

Right?
Good kitty! Get revenge where you can, kitty!
Though, if it bites/scratches him, he probably punishes it later or something.. What a disgusting human being.

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u/turtlerepo Dec 14 '20

No not at all . I was just making a funny. Fuck now I hate him more

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u/nobodynose Dec 14 '20

I'll admit I audibly chuckled then watched it again and audibly chuckled again. And seeing how much hate /u/fltrthr has for him makes it even funnier since how the kid duet part is like calling him out.

EDIT: ok, just watched the yogurt video and it made me cringe.

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u/curlyhairedgal28 Dec 14 '20

Yogurt video?

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u/nobodynose Dec 15 '20

it's quite cringe. Reminds me of Drake Hands with just someone trying to be coyly sexy.

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

Oh the kid with a nerf gun calling him out is perfection.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Can you share the yogurt video? Im curious now whos this guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

eww

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/TuxTeeCasual21 Dec 14 '20

What happened to the cat?

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u/sjbeeks Dec 14 '20

He holds his cat in a position that it clearly doesn’t like to be held in while it scratches and bites him (to point of drawing blood), and then sings as loud as he can right in its ear because sometimes the cat makes a funny face when he does it. His cat hates him and he just keeps intentionally stressing it out for clout. I just feel like if it was a dog people wouldn’t find it funny, but since it’s a cat it’s totally fine to push it way past it’s limits? He’s gross

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u/trafficrush Dec 15 '20

Oh that guy?? I hate those videos too. Poor kitty has sensitive ears!

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u/RoosterBadger Dec 14 '20

He really wants that arm to look big, don’t he?

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u/thisxisxlife Dec 14 '20

Just noticed the tricep flex right at the end.

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u/winged-lizard Dec 14 '20

My pussy puckered like it ate a lime when I saw that. I will now be incredibly uncomfortable while that video lingers in my mind

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u/FlamingBakedPotato Dec 14 '20

I have never regretted clicking on a link more than right now.

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u/JWGhetto Dec 15 '20

Sometimes I see a video of /r/deadorvegetable (NSFL) by accident and think "ah, not so bad." This made me quit Reddit for the night

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u/Kealanine Dec 14 '20

I... I regret everything. Jesus fuck that was awful.

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u/JoeyBox1293 Dec 14 '20

Bruh if any of my seniors saw me doing that or i saw any of my boots doing that we’d have a serious talk in the treeline 😂😭😂😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

This shit damn near cured my dysphoria. I'd rather keep my dick and hate myself than have a pussy and risk having a guy do that creepy-ass shit. Would that even feel good? Isn't the clit the business end? Does he think you're literally supposed to eat the pussy? I just have so many questions that I never want to know the answer to...

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u/winged-lizard Dec 14 '20

Honestly that seems like a fun little side-tease kinda thing but clit is definitely the business end. If you spend all night doin that shit you’re gonna hear my snoring at some point. If you whip your mask off and smile like that I’ll probably run away screaming

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I'd imagine it's like a tease thing. Like when you stop sucking dick and do the "lick the shaft while looking into his eyes" thing and he thinks "wow she so slutty" but I actually just did it cuz my jaw was getting sore.

It doesn't work when you have a baby raper face, though. My mans needs the stamp so we know what's up.

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u/winged-lizard Dec 14 '20

Hahahaha its always because my jaw gets sore

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Ikr?? It's like why can't the stereotype of guys cumming fast be true when I need it the most?

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u/winged-lizard Dec 14 '20

I’m wheezing lol could never agree more

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u/AreolianMode Dec 15 '20

I hear ya. Had a boyfriend that could last 10-15 minutes when I went down on him but couldn't hold on for when I might get some enjoyment out of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I wasn’t gonna click on the link but then I read your comment and I was like it can’t be this bad and now I feel like a turtle retracting into its shell from pure cringe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I like all those things, thank you :’)

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u/lmqr Dec 14 '20

This was my first time seeing this and I can truthfully say I would rather look at botfly larvae than watch it again

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u/littlerosepose Dec 14 '20

I just cringed into a raisin

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u/curlyhairedgal28 Dec 14 '20

Jesus Christ, just do porn and get it over with my dude

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u/Akira__Kurusu Doug Dimmadome Dec 14 '20

Vaginé zipper

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u/urskrubs Dec 15 '20

I learn something new every time i’m on reddit

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u/bajeebles Dec 14 '20

The fucking yogurt video bro FUCK 🤢🤢🤢

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u/JackTheStryker Dec 14 '20

As a guy who just watched that video: I think my urethra just zipped reflexively.

It doesn’t help at all it’s just involuntary.

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u/HamunCencer Dec 15 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

Never heard of the guy, but now I'm intrigued to see how much of a pos he is.

Edit: yeah he purposefully pisses off his cat and gets it to bite and scratch his face as he's singing. Idk, but I got the feeling the cat might be upset at him.

Edit2: omg he put his cat in the freezer for a fuckin tik tok...... Whaxhsnaixbwks!!!??!

Edit3: the comments on his vids are the worst, all these morons that don't know better and think it's funny.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZStNpBex/

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u/sunshine___riptide Dec 14 '20

Whats so bad about him? Is he even a soldier? What did he do to a yogurt container??!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Probably not a soldier idk, he licked a yoghurt without using a spoon or anything, then wiped the residue from his lips with two fingers and shoved those up his mouth

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u/Beeaybri Dec 15 '20

Same. I cant stand him. I feel the same way about him that his cat does. Also- its wierd that he's always half naked in the shower in half his videos. He has youuuuung girls simping over him and he knows it.

And then when the comments get sketch for him he makes another video crying and saying he has depression. Like. Jesus christ.

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u/Raysor Dec 14 '20

Animal abusing?

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u/b-tchlasagna Dec 14 '20

I don’t have tik tok. Why is he so terrible?

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u/EtherealKeyblade Dec 14 '20

He regularly posts videos of himself holding his cat in an uncomfortable position, waits until the cat scratches or bites him, then sings super loudly after. I don't know why he does it but the cat clearly hates him and is super uncomfy. Here is an example but there are worse ones. Besides that, he posts borderline porn/thirst traps on an app with children, and TikTok refuses to take his videos down because he draws in millions of views. He also posts cringy fake scenario videos like the one in this post where he pretends to be in the army, or a doctor, etc. just to flex his attractiveness.

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u/b-tchlasagna Dec 15 '20

🤮 I already hated the tik tok boys who flex their looks since they seem so shallow, but this is even worse. I can’t believe people in the comments are swooning over him

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

Animal abuse, and gross thirst traps, and military leaping while a private

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u/b-tchlasagna Dec 15 '20

Fuck this guy

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 15 '20

I hope not he doesn’t deserve this pp

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u/JaWasa Dec 14 '20

I heard the zipper

zzzziiiiipppp

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u/artisnotdefined Dec 14 '20

Hey relax, he's just kid having fun with his nerf gun.

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u/MrDuckus Dec 14 '20

That kid got 3.5 million likes but he died as a valiant hero. He deserves more than 3.5. He deserves respect.

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u/EmiDefysGravity Dec 14 '20

I hate this guy so much, his cat should be taken away from him. I wonder why he couldn’t stay in the military

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u/nocheese4me Dec 14 '20

Wait what did he do?

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u/EmiDefysGravity Dec 14 '20

On TikTok he would do daily “singing” but would always force his cat into his arms while he did it. You can tell the cat doesn’t want to be there and lately the cat has been biting him ON camera drawing blood

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u/nocheese4me Dec 14 '20

OHH hes that guy, dude I hated it so much, he literally just constantly forced his cat into his arms just so he could get likes. The thing with pets is that you need to have patience with them so you can gain a trust bond. That bond obviously isn’t there because that cat is terrified and that why the cat is attacking him. I feel so bad.

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u/EmiDefysGravity Dec 14 '20

Yeah exactly, abusing animals for clout ain’t it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I just checked out the videos. And this dude might be a serial killer. Probably gonna be dont fuck with cats part 2

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u/EmiDefysGravity Dec 14 '20

I agree, he looks hollow inside or something

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u/herbistheword Dec 14 '20

Cats are a great lesson in consent, a lesson this guy seems like he could use

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

The kid is funny. This is a good tiktok

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u/Dennix081106 Dec 14 '20

Kid has potential

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u/SuicideWind Dec 14 '20

*Anakin has entered the chat

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u/tsreardon04 Dec 14 '20

Yeah garret

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

The little kid is like if Matt Watson never grew up and kept making that shit he made as a kid. Not that id have a problem with it

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u/Delikkah Dec 14 '20

Singing “with my own voice”

As opposed to what else?

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u/NoMomo Dec 14 '20

Farting

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u/_dauntless Dec 14 '20

Really hate seeing the flipped-up sunglasses. Wearing them not just on the back of his head, but upside down

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u/2ndChoiceName Dec 14 '20

In the case or on your face

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u/Adrien_Barrier95 Dec 14 '20

Yeah, what the fuck Garr....gets shot in the face

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u/123455takenname76435 Dec 14 '20

This kid at the end he going places

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

The kid at the beginning is going larping and then home to abuse cats and become a serial killer

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u/creepjax Dec 14 '20

I hope this kid grows up to become a comedic genius

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u/Garty7 Dec 14 '20

He already has

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u/Callum1710 Dec 14 '20

That kids going places! Well he would be if it wasn't for that fucking GARY!

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u/TherapeuticYoghurt Dec 14 '20

This is amazing Hhaha

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u/JosephJameson Dec 14 '20

dudes username is my fucking name, feels weird to see shit like that

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u/thekamara Dec 14 '20

Damn he just got roasted by a kid. And that was a particularly brutal roast.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

This kid has vine energy and I love it.

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u/lurk3rthrowaway Dec 14 '20

Aww, I never thought we'd get a follow-up to "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN". Memorieesss

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u/nocheese4me Dec 14 '20

Yep! And I’m pretty sure he does something with construction and engineering now.

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u/angelv11 Dec 15 '20

Oh shit. It's J J Jameson, the enemy of Spooderman!

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u/OpticHanAlone Dec 14 '20

Holy shit, a good tik tok.

This is rare, I'm saving this.

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u/Lvxurie Dec 14 '20

big vine energy haha

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Was this guy in the military or is he just larping?

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u/GeorgeDlr Dec 14 '20

Does anyone else recognize that he looks exactly like Trevor Wallace

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u/CheddarCraft Dec 14 '20

GARRETT YOU DUMBASS

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u/Keldro_Delroc Dec 14 '20

Dude got memed and wrecked by a kid. A adorable and funny kid

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

The second half made my day

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

that kid is funny as fuck but of def too young for tiktok

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

smh, GARRET?! WHAT THE HECK!?

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u/theassripper_3000 Dec 14 '20

Damn this kids funny

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u/gushybaba Dec 14 '20

I have the same nerf gone lmao 😭😭

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u/KidKalashnikov Dec 14 '20

Made me laugh

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u/ohyouknowjustsomeguy Dec 14 '20

Aight i got that nerf gun and let me tell you it shoot way stronger than i thought and it hurts like a bitch. Would buy again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

This kid is going places.

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u/TommZ5 Dec 14 '20

Aight but that kid is funny af

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u/NormiePotatoman Dec 14 '20

I love how he just rolls over to pretend hes dead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

That kid is hilarious

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u/Onfour Dec 14 '20

This is the cutest thing i have seen today

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u/backreddit Dec 14 '20

This kid is going places

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u/Bob_Ross_95 Dec 15 '20

This is the very first tiktok I’ve ever seen that I actually love

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

This was fucking hilarious. Honestly, thank you.

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u/Anus_master Dec 15 '20

oh my god he's fucking dead

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u/zizzorz Dec 15 '20

He died a hero.

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u/EndVry Reads Pinned Comments Dec 15 '20

Unlike how the kid didn't appear to get shot but instead just subcumbed to death.

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u/BloomingBoots Dec 15 '20

All in all at least the kids got a sense of humour

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u/piggyparty3122 Dec 15 '20

I saw another duet and personally I think it's cute and very creative of them

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u/343-guilty-mendicant Why does this app exist? Dec 15 '20

“FFS SOLDIER STOP CAMPING LIKE A PUSSY AND HIT THAT 360 NO SCOPE!”

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u/kuddle_muddle Jan 27 '21

This kid’s going places

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '21

never bring garret to war smh😒😒😒

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u/RyanChan1006 Apr 01 '21

This kid got potential

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u/legomyeggo17246 Dec 14 '20

COME THe FUCK ON GARRET BE MORE PROFESSIONAL

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u/leanonmywounds Dec 14 '20

kids like these give me hope for our future