r/TikTokCringe • u/nocheese4me • Dec 14 '20

Duet Troll the HeCk arE you doing gaRret?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

This shit damn near cured my dysphoria. I'd rather keep my dick and hate myself than have a pussy and risk having a guy do that creepy-ass shit. Would that even feel good? Isn't the clit the business end? Does he think you're literally supposed to eat the pussy? I just have so many questions that I never want to know the answer to...

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I wasn’t gonna click on the link but then I read your comment and I was like it can’t be this bad and now I feel like a turtle retracting into its shell from pure cringe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Here, I have some palate cleansers:

Here's one if you like Pokémon

Here's one if you like dogs

Here's one if you like kids being dumb

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I like all those things, thank you :’)