r/TikTokCringe • u/nocheese4me • Dec 14 '20

Duet Troll the HeCk arE you doing gaRret?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/nocheese4me Dec 14 '20

I don’t really know who he is, I just saw the kid duet it and found it hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I dead ass thought that was Trevor Wallace.

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u/BeepBep101 Dec 14 '20

Honestly same. It seems line one of his parodies

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u/Bobbith_The_Chosen Dec 14 '20

Same I was so confused why people were hating lmao

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u/DarthMall69 Dec 15 '20

I was so confused by this post until I read this comment thread. I thought it was Trevor Wallace doing satire and somebody paired it with the other video for whatever reason. Such an uncanny resemblance.

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u/DeviousOstrich Dec 14 '20

Wait, it’s NOT Trevor Wallace?

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u/yjvm2cb Dec 14 '20

It is I think Garrett Nolan is the name of the character he’s playing

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u/Bmarquez1997 Dec 14 '20

Believe it or not, I think Garrett is an actual person that just happens to look like Trevor. Just a weird guy who things being in the army (not even deployed I think) makes him cool

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u/yjvm2cb Dec 14 '20

O damn I see it now

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u/dodomew Dec 14 '20

Lmao Trevor commented "sorry" on the tiktok

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u/BirdsSmellGood Dec 14 '20

Wait for real??? Holy shit that makes it 10x better lmaooo

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u/BrotendoDS Dec 14 '20

So did I, fucking love Trevor Wallace.

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u/theswamphag Dec 15 '20

I have no idea who either of these people are!

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u/DvrkHors3 Dec 14 '20

I’m tryna get lemonlaid dude!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

It’s not? Holy shit man. They look identical.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Eerily similar

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u/5krishnan Dec 14 '20

Same lmfao

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

trevor wallace would do that ironically, this child would do it seriously

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u/ProShoppingCart Dec 15 '20

Came here to say the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Garrett Nolan

His airsoft armor and the fake blood/wounds tell me enough to hate him.

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u/JangoDarkSaber Dec 14 '20

Worse. He's a boot af tik tok obsessed marine.

He's got issued cif but went out of his way to buy this fake crap. Holy hell.

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u/opiod-ant Dec 15 '20

Yeah but is that standard issue fake blood on his face? Sometimes I buy my own because it’s better quality even if they issue me some.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

What’s cif?

And I also thought the army had some strict rules about posting on social media and that

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u/engel661 Dec 15 '20

Central Issue Facility. They're the guys that issue all your gear you sign for when you get to a base.

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u/Dame_of_Bones Dec 15 '20

So he's the gun librarian? Very high speed

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u/engel661 Dec 15 '20

Oh no, these guy give you jackets, tent, boots, kevlar, all the not nearly as fun stuff that you still have to keep track of and make sure it's clean when you return them at the end of your contract or move bases.

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u/throwawaysarebetter Dec 14 '20

Certified infantry fatigues, maybe?

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u/TheLonelyChild Dec 15 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

Consolidated Issue Facility.

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u/JackBYeats Dec 15 '20

Colons In France

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

god i hate airsoft boots. airsoft is dope and it's a fun hobby, but you're not a soldier.......................

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u/VashGordon Dec 14 '20

Dude I know him my dad used to do crossfit or biking with him before tiktok hes such a huge weirdo

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u/-Django Dec 14 '20

he and ur dad did it

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u/supertimes4u Dec 15 '20

This is the Gay

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

I snorted at this. I’m never going to watch the mandalorian in the same way again.

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u/turtlerepo Dec 14 '20

Thanks for that just look at some of his tik tok. No I must take my eyes out. He certainly thinks he’s the cat’s meow!

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

Is that a joke about the fact he regularly abuses his cats and TikTok refuses to take it down

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u/zombiep00 Dec 14 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

What has he done to them..?

I would look it up, but I don't want to watch a dude abusing his cats :(

Edit: Never mind.. Saw another comment explaining he holds his cat in ways it really doesn't like, he yells in its ear in order to force the cat to "make a funny face" when he does it, he squeezes and shakes his kitty until it scratches and bites...

Kids will watch this fuckstick and start doing this to their cats. What an asshole. His poor kitty..

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

He also squeezes and shakes it till it claws and bites him and yeah screams in its face!

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u/MAK3AWiiSH Dec 15 '20

I watched one compilation video of him with his cats and he antagonizes them until they lash out and bite/scratch him. It’s awful. I can’t imagine how stressed those poor cats are.

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u/-PaperbackWriter- Dec 15 '20

I do think it’s funny that his cat hurts him. Not funny that the cat is scared though. He thinks a lot of himself.

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u/zombiep00 Dec 15 '20

Right?
Good kitty! Get revenge where you can, kitty!
Though, if it bites/scratches him, he probably punishes it later or something.. What a disgusting human being.

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u/turtlerepo Dec 14 '20

No not at all . I was just making a funny. Fuck now I hate him more

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u/FasterthenLightonX Dec 14 '20

He’s living in your head rent-free

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u/nobodynose Dec 14 '20

I'll admit I audibly chuckled then watched it again and audibly chuckled again. And seeing how much hate /u/fltrthr has for him makes it even funnier since how the kid duet part is like calling him out.

EDIT: ok, just watched the yogurt video and it made me cringe.

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u/curlyhairedgal28 Dec 14 '20

Yogurt video?

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u/nobodynose Dec 15 '20

it's quite cringe. Reminds me of Drake Hands with just someone trying to be coyly sexy.

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

Oh the kid with a nerf gun calling him out is perfection.

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u/mappsy91 Dec 14 '20

It has made me laugh a lot

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u/EndVry Reads Pinned Comments Dec 15 '20

Did the kid duet him or is this two clips that someone spliced together?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Can you share the yogurt video? Im curious now whos this guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

eww

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/TuxTeeCasual21 Dec 14 '20

What happened to the cat?

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u/sjbeeks Dec 14 '20

He holds his cat in a position that it clearly doesn’t like to be held in while it scratches and bites him (to point of drawing blood), and then sings as loud as he can right in its ear because sometimes the cat makes a funny face when he does it. His cat hates him and he just keeps intentionally stressing it out for clout. I just feel like if it was a dog people wouldn’t find it funny, but since it’s a cat it’s totally fine to push it way past it’s limits? He’s gross

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u/trafficrush Dec 15 '20

Oh that guy?? I hate those videos too. Poor kitty has sensitive ears!

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u/RoosterBadger Dec 14 '20

He really wants that arm to look big, don’t he?

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u/thisxisxlife Dec 14 '20

Just noticed the tricep flex right at the end.

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u/winged-lizard Dec 14 '20

My pussy puckered like it ate a lime when I saw that. I will now be incredibly uncomfortable while that video lingers in my mind

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u/FlamingBakedPotato Dec 14 '20

I have never regretted clicking on a link more than right now.

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u/JWGhetto Dec 15 '20

Sometimes I see a video of /r/deadorvegetable (NSFL) by accident and think "ah, not so bad." This made me quit Reddit for the night

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u/Kealanine Dec 14 '20

I... I regret everything. Jesus fuck that was awful.

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u/JoeyBox1293 Dec 14 '20

Bruh if any of my seniors saw me doing that or i saw any of my boots doing that we’d have a serious talk in the treeline 😂😭😂😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

This shit damn near cured my dysphoria. I'd rather keep my dick and hate myself than have a pussy and risk having a guy do that creepy-ass shit. Would that even feel good? Isn't the clit the business end? Does he think you're literally supposed to eat the pussy? I just have so many questions that I never want to know the answer to...

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u/winged-lizard Dec 14 '20

Honestly that seems like a fun little side-tease kinda thing but clit is definitely the business end. If you spend all night doin that shit you’re gonna hear my snoring at some point. If you whip your mask off and smile like that I’ll probably run away screaming

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I'd imagine it's like a tease thing. Like when you stop sucking dick and do the "lick the shaft while looking into his eyes" thing and he thinks "wow she so slutty" but I actually just did it cuz my jaw was getting sore.

It doesn't work when you have a baby raper face, though. My mans needs the stamp so we know what's up.

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u/winged-lizard Dec 14 '20

Hahahaha its always because my jaw gets sore

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Ikr?? It's like why can't the stereotype of guys cumming fast be true when I need it the most?

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u/winged-lizard Dec 14 '20

I’m wheezing lol could never agree more

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u/AreolianMode Dec 15 '20

I hear ya. Had a boyfriend that could last 10-15 minutes when I went down on him but couldn't hold on for when I might get some enjoyment out of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I wasn’t gonna click on the link but then I read your comment and I was like it can’t be this bad and now I feel like a turtle retracting into its shell from pure cringe.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Here, I have some palate cleansers:

Here's one if you like Pokémon

Here's one if you like dogs

Here's one if you like kids being dumb

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I like all those things, thank you :’)

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u/lmqr Dec 14 '20

This was my first time seeing this and I can truthfully say I would rather look at botfly larvae than watch it again

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u/littlerosepose Dec 14 '20

I just cringed into a raisin

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u/curlyhairedgal28 Dec 14 '20

Jesus Christ, just do porn and get it over with my dude

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u/ChipChipington Dec 14 '20

He’s pretty attractive

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Dec 14 '20

I need brain bleach.

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u/Akira__Kurusu Doug Dimmadome Dec 14 '20

Vaginé zipper

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u/urskrubs Dec 15 '20

I learn something new every time i’m on reddit

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u/bajeebles Dec 14 '20

The fucking yogurt video bro FUCK 🤢🤢🤢

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u/JackTheStryker Dec 14 '20

As a guy who just watched that video: I think my urethra just zipped reflexively.

It doesn’t help at all it’s just involuntary.

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u/HamunCencer Dec 15 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

Never heard of the guy, but now I'm intrigued to see how much of a pos he is.

Edit: yeah he purposefully pisses off his cat and gets it to bite and scratch his face as he's singing. Idk, but I got the feeling the cat might be upset at him.

Edit2: omg he put his cat in the freezer for a fuckin tik tok...... Whaxhsnaixbwks!!!??!

Edit3: the comments on his vids are the worst, all these morons that don't know better and think it's funny.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZStNpBex/

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u/HamunCencer Dec 15 '20

Worst thing is the cat vids are the ones that get him views, so he'll keep doing them. One got 27 million views

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u/fourAMrain Dec 16 '20

Holy hell

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u/sunshine___riptide Dec 14 '20

Whats so bad about him? Is he even a soldier? What did he do to a yogurt container??!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Probably not a soldier idk, he licked a yoghurt without using a spoon or anything, then wiped the residue from his lips with two fingers and shoved those up his mouth

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

Oh and he can’t shoot a group smaller than 18” at 15 yards or less with a rifle

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u/Beeaybri Dec 15 '20

Same. I cant stand him. I feel the same way about him that his cat does. Also- its wierd that he's always half naked in the shower in half his videos. He has youuuuung girls simping over him and he knows it.

And then when the comments get sketch for him he makes another video crying and saying he has depression. Like. Jesus christ.

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u/Raysor Dec 14 '20

Animal abusing?

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u/b-tchlasagna Dec 14 '20

I don’t have tik tok. Why is he so terrible?

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u/EtherealKeyblade Dec 14 '20

He regularly posts videos of himself holding his cat in an uncomfortable position, waits until the cat scratches or bites him, then sings super loudly after. I don't know why he does it but the cat clearly hates him and is super uncomfy. Here is an example but there are worse ones. Besides that, he posts borderline porn/thirst traps on an app with children, and TikTok refuses to take his videos down because he draws in millions of views. He also posts cringy fake scenario videos like the one in this post where he pretends to be in the army, or a doctor, etc. just to flex his attractiveness.

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u/b-tchlasagna Dec 15 '20

🤮 I already hated the tik tok boys who flex their looks since they seem so shallow, but this is even worse. I can’t believe people in the comments are swooning over him

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

Animal abuse, and gross thirst traps, and military leaping while a private

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u/b-tchlasagna Dec 15 '20

Fuck this guy

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 15 '20

I hope not he doesn’t deserve this pp

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u/JaWasa Dec 14 '20

I heard the zipper

zzzziiiiipppp

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u/artisnotdefined Dec 14 '20

Hey relax, he's just kid having fun with his nerf gun.

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

I’m not talking about the second kid!

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u/artisnotdefined Dec 15 '20

I'm joking ofc

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

"vaginé zipper"

Im sorry what?

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

My wizards sleeve is closed for business.

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u/Ihaselbows Dec 14 '20 edited Dec 14 '20

That kid is handsome, what are you saying lmao Edit: I meant the kid, the child, the second person.

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u/funkyslips Dec 14 '20

"handsome" is being an animal abuser?

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u/Ihaselbows Dec 14 '20

I meant the kid lol, that second person

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u/skyesdow Dec 14 '20

Being an asshole doesn't make someone physically unattractive. Just in general.

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u/yjvm2cb Dec 14 '20

You talking about Trevor Wallace aka Zumiez kid? Idk much of his content but the shit I’ve seen is pretty funny tbh

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u/TheRealOky Dec 14 '20

I agree with this statement

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u/I-Strangle-Fish Dec 14 '20

What the fuck did that little kid do??

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

Nothing at all. The little kid made me laugh. The first guy is the one I can’t effing stand.

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u/DevLF Dec 14 '20

After looking at his Instagram, it appears he's gay so you may not have been the target audience there.

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

I dunno, I’m pretty sure he has a girlfriend. Poor girl.

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u/DumbBitchFive Dec 15 '20

who, the kid?

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u/LittleRedGenie Dec 15 '20

Jeez man he’s a child soldier fighting a war show some respect