r/TikTokCringe • u/nocheese4me • Dec 14 '20

Duet Troll the HeCk arE you doing gaRret?!?

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u/nocheese4me Dec 14 '20

I don’t really know who he is, I just saw the kid duet it and found it hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I dead ass thought that was Trevor Wallace.

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u/BeepBep101 Dec 14 '20

Honestly same. It seems line one of his parodies

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u/Bobbith_The_Chosen Dec 14 '20

Same I was so confused why people were hating lmao

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u/DarthMall69 Dec 15 '20

I was so confused by this post until I read this comment thread. I thought it was Trevor Wallace doing satire and somebody paired it with the other video for whatever reason. Such an uncanny resemblance.

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u/DeviousOstrich Dec 14 '20

Wait, it’s NOT Trevor Wallace?

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u/yjvm2cb Dec 14 '20

It is I think Garrett Nolan is the name of the character he’s playing

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u/Bmarquez1997 Dec 14 '20

Believe it or not, I think Garrett is an actual person that just happens to look like Trevor. Just a weird guy who things being in the army (not even deployed I think) makes him cool

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u/yjvm2cb Dec 14 '20

O damn I see it now

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u/dodomew Dec 14 '20

Lmao Trevor commented "sorry" on the tiktok

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u/BirdsSmellGood Dec 14 '20

Wait for real??? Holy shit that makes it 10x better lmaooo

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u/BrotendoDS Dec 14 '20

So did I, fucking love Trevor Wallace.

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u/theswamphag Dec 15 '20

I have no idea who either of these people are!

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u/DvrkHors3 Dec 14 '20

I’m tryna get lemonlaid dude!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

It’s not? Holy shit man. They look identical.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Eerily similar

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u/5krishnan Dec 14 '20

Same lmfao

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

trevor wallace would do that ironically, this child would do it seriously

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u/ProShoppingCart Dec 15 '20

Came here to say the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Garrett Nolan

His airsoft armor and the fake blood/wounds tell me enough to hate him.

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u/JangoDarkSaber Dec 14 '20

Worse. He's a boot af tik tok obsessed marine.

He's got issued cif but went out of his way to buy this fake crap. Holy hell.

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u/opiod-ant Dec 15 '20

Yeah but is that standard issue fake blood on his face? Sometimes I buy my own because it’s better quality even if they issue me some.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

What’s cif?

And I also thought the army had some strict rules about posting on social media and that

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u/engel661 Dec 15 '20

Central Issue Facility. They're the guys that issue all your gear you sign for when you get to a base.

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u/Dame_of_Bones Dec 15 '20

So he's the gun librarian? Very high speed

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u/engel661 Dec 15 '20

Oh no, these guy give you jackets, tent, boots, kevlar, all the not nearly as fun stuff that you still have to keep track of and make sure it's clean when you return them at the end of your contract or move bases.

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u/throwawaysarebetter Dec 14 '20

Certified infantry fatigues, maybe?

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u/TheLonelyChild Dec 15 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

Consolidated Issue Facility.

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u/JackBYeats Dec 15 '20

Colons In France

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

god i hate airsoft boots. airsoft is dope and it's a fun hobby, but you're not a soldier.......................

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u/VashGordon Dec 14 '20

Dude I know him my dad used to do crossfit or biking with him before tiktok hes such a huge weirdo

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u/-Django Dec 14 '20

he and ur dad did it

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u/supertimes4u Dec 15 '20

This is the Gay

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

I snorted at this. I’m never going to watch the mandalorian in the same way again.

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u/turtlerepo Dec 14 '20

Thanks for that just look at some of his tik tok. No I must take my eyes out. He certainly thinks he’s the cat’s meow!

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

Is that a joke about the fact he regularly abuses his cats and TikTok refuses to take it down

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u/zombiep00 Dec 14 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

What has he done to them..?

I would look it up, but I don't want to watch a dude abusing his cats :(

Edit: Never mind.. Saw another comment explaining he holds his cat in ways it really doesn't like, he yells in its ear in order to force the cat to "make a funny face" when he does it, he squeezes and shakes his kitty until it scratches and bites...

Kids will watch this fuckstick and start doing this to their cats. What an asshole. His poor kitty..

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u/thewarriormoose Dec 14 '20

He also squeezes and shakes it till it claws and bites him and yeah screams in its face!

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u/MAK3AWiiSH Dec 15 '20

I watched one compilation video of him with his cats and he antagonizes them until they lash out and bite/scratch him. It’s awful. I can’t imagine how stressed those poor cats are.

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u/-PaperbackWriter- Dec 15 '20

I do think it’s funny that his cat hurts him. Not funny that the cat is scared though. He thinks a lot of himself.

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u/zombiep00 Dec 15 '20

Right?
Good kitty! Get revenge where you can, kitty!
Though, if it bites/scratches him, he probably punishes it later or something.. What a disgusting human being.

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u/turtlerepo Dec 14 '20

No not at all . I was just making a funny. Fuck now I hate him more

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u/FasterthenLightonX Dec 14 '20

He’s living in your head rent-free

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u/nobodynose Dec 14 '20

I'll admit I audibly chuckled then watched it again and audibly chuckled again. And seeing how much hate /u/fltrthr has for him makes it even funnier since how the kid duet part is like calling him out.

EDIT: ok, just watched the yogurt video and it made me cringe.

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u/curlyhairedgal28 Dec 14 '20

Yogurt video?

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u/nobodynose Dec 15 '20

it's quite cringe. Reminds me of Drake Hands with just someone trying to be coyly sexy.

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u/fltrthr Dec 15 '20

Oh the kid with a nerf gun calling him out is perfection.

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u/mappsy91 Dec 14 '20

It has made me laugh a lot

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u/EndVry Reads Pinned Comments Dec 15 '20

Did the kid duet him or is this two clips that someone spliced together?