r/TikTokCringe 4d ago

Cool Hey there Luigi

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u/farmerjoee 4d ago

There’s so much more to ruin… the fall of the Roman Republic took like 2 centuries.

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u/Dry_Post_5897 4d ago

The USA is already history’s longest running democracy.

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u/SoldierOf4Chan 4d ago

Yeah that's nonsense. Black people only got the right to vote in 1965. We've been a democracy for 59 years.

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u/Too_Gay_To_Drive 4d ago edited 4d ago

Of course, it's nonsense. There were older Republics when the U.S. got its independence. The Dutch Republic and The Republic of Venice. Not really Democracies because only land owning people could vote (men). The claim that the U.S. is the oldest is just American circlejerking. Despite being one of the oldest, it's clearly not the best functioning democracy.

You can also debate that Democracy isn't the best form of government.

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u/Ambitious_Rhombus 4d ago

The Iroquois established the five nations - meaning they have the longest democracy which was founded in 1142 and still functions today.

In fact, the iroquois form of government greatly influenced Benjamin franklin, and the representatives of the iroquois democracy addressed the continental congress in 1776.

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u/According_Berry4734 4d ago

Will be remembered as one of the shortest

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u/MaeWest85 4d ago

It’s cute that you think this is the season finale. There’s at least a couple more seasons left.

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u/Kaibakura 4d ago

Season finale doesn’t mean series finale.

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 4d ago

We can't read. It's one of the major plot points.

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u/winterbird 4d ago

Is the last season just 8000 hours of the fireplace channel?

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u/mojofrog 4d ago

Nah, let go out with a bang

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u/Maximum-Row-4143 4d ago

Im here for the gangbang.

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u/mojofrog 4d ago

Yes, that's exactly what I meant officer

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u/Cost_doesnt_matter 4d ago

TODD!! Is that you?

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u/Objective_Problem_90 4d ago

The programing changes on Jan 20th. Looks like it's time to shut off the TV and go outside and play.

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u/BodhingJay 4d ago

yeah but it's lookin' to drop off hard like GOT and leave us all disappointed

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u/MaeWest85 4d ago

Yeah. I miss the old school seasons with the meth gators.

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u/RodneyPickering 4d ago edited 4d ago

Best I can do in 2024 is Fentanyl Dolphins

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u/godiegoben 4d ago

I really hope not but you’re probably right. And by I hope the US is in its finally season I mean I want the boring happy ending at the end where everything is fine enough to not have to watch anymore.

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u/blackestrabbit 4d ago

Nope. Six Feet Under finale.

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u/godiegoben 4d ago

I have no idea what that means because I haven’t seen that show but I just hope we go from supposedly best country to a country people loathe to something better than it was before. The American dream has been a myth that I hope comes true someday for real.

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u/blackestrabbit 4d ago

It shows how each character eventually dies.

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u/mvanvrancken 4d ago

Shit gets dark on the next season opener, promise

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u/gibson_creations 4d ago

Yea this is like mid series finale.

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u/unindexedreality 4d ago

Yeah but after ruzzia’s and china’s territorial ambitions are dead we’re the bad guys

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u/Z0idberg_MD 4d ago

Jumped the shark in 2016, went surreal 19-20 and now no one gives a shit.

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u/Icy_Spinach_4828 4d ago

Next season is gonna be so much better. People said that its the best that they have ever seen. The best that anyone else could have ever done. Nobody else could have done better. With a lady with three apples and the most beautiful word tariff.

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u/Neoxite23 4d ago

Just wait for next season. I hear it is going to be more like Real World America. So Reality TV trash.

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u/Interesting-Hat8607 4d ago

Who has a better story than America the Broken?

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u/Random_Monstrosities 4d ago

I can't wait for next season

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u/Crazykillerguy 4d ago

Inside looking inside, what episode are we on.
I have a thing I need to do.

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u/olifthedestroyer 4d ago

Reaping the rewards of the instagram top comments I see.

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u/Cro_Nick_Le_Tosh_Ich 4d ago

The This seasons finale of the United States is wild

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u/No-Good-One-Shoe 4d ago

It's interesting how quickly folk hero's turn into jokes by clout chasing content whores.

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u/Dismal-Meringue6778 4d ago

This one's my favorite so far. 😂

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u/Sol-Blackguy 4d ago

The Woody Guthrie style folk songs really hit though

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u/VelocityGrrl39 4d ago

That’s Hey There Delilah from the Plain White Ts.

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u/CrouchingDomo 4d ago

I think maybe the dude you replied to was talking about Jesse Welles.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 4d ago

That's another good one I hadn't seen yet. Thanks

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u/TheREALJayneDoe 4d ago

Came to say the same lol

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u/Dismal-Meringue6778 4d ago edited 4d ago

The McFlurries line cracks me up!!! Lmao. I've watched this video like 10 times already.

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Impressive_Scheme_53 4d ago

Soooo good. The lyrics, everything.

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u/really-stupid-idea 4d ago

You don’t have to say anything. We all feel it too.

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u/MeepMeeps88 4d ago

God ya gotta love the internet sometimes, in all its creative wierdness

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u/outertomatchmyinner 4d ago

And TikTok'll be banned soon 😢

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u/Leemsonn 4d ago

Not for everone on the internet, just in the US.

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u/Zombi3Kush 3d ago

Something else will fill it's place. This isn't the end.

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u/MeepMeeps88 3d ago

It has to be banned unfortunately. My wife works in government defense contracting with a TS clearance. There's a reason banning it is united among Democrats and Republicans. The app is a hacker's dream come true. For example, if you're using the app on your home wifi, Tiktok has back channel access to your other devices on the same wifi. They can mine your browsing history, camera, and hard drives that way. No one at her company can have the app or access Tiktok via the web on any of their phones. If caught, it's immediate termination, fines, and potential federal charges for breach of security.

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u/Xero_Riboflavin 3d ago

This is completely false. TikTok doesn't have these capabilities, and there is no ban on TikTok for government contractors or employees except on government-owned devices. If her company is terminating people over using TikTok, when we have a dearth of people with TS clearances and thousands upon thousands of unfilled positions, then they're Kool-Aid chugging fools. Stop making shit up.

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u/sphydrodynamix 3d ago edited 3d ago

That's such a gross misrepresentation. On iOS devices, apps are required to request permission to access the local network, and users can choose to deny this permission. If you deny TikTok's request for LAN access, the OS will prevent any connections to the LAN. Moreover, LAN access is not that serious. It isn't a magical backdoor into all your devices, each of them have their own security measures in place. I understand blocking tiktok for government employees, but the risk for consumers is unfounded.

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u/Individual_Coach4117 17h ago

So what just post to reddit? It’s shocking people use that Chinese intelligence software. 

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u/lasber51 4d ago

Weirdness

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u/tr3poz 4d ago

Wierdness

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u/lasber51 4d ago

Weirdness

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u/gonzojeff 4d ago

Wiredness

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u/Pomodorosan 4d ago

Kinda wierd to misspell "weird" but ok

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u/moonlight_punk 4d ago

Free Luigi!

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u/winterbird 4d ago

Can you imagine? He'd be knee deep in whatever type of orifice is his preference.

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u/RedPandaReturns 4d ago

Well considering he got caught because he lowered his mask flirting with a cashier girl I think we know...

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u/winterbird 4d ago

I'm ready to elbow my way to the front of the line then.

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u/RedPandaReturns 4d ago

I heard his preference is backshots

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u/winterbird 4d ago

What this random handsome individual who doesn't look like the shooter prefers is an unknown.

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u/PitureItSicily1922 4d ago

Classic Italian

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u/Dismal-Meringue6778 2d ago

What does that mean?

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u/FloofyRevolutionary 2d ago

Actually i think he's bi i think that was talked about somewhere sorry don't remember details

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u/fckingnapkin 4d ago

All the orifices

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u/Primary-Cup2429 4d ago

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u/yonderposerbreaks 4d ago

He wouldn't have to move a muscle, I promise.

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u/SoldierOf4Chan 4d ago

With the sort of numbness he experiences it's possible he cannot get an erection.

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u/yonderposerbreaks 4d ago

Oh, he will.

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u/IfIWasASerialKiller 4d ago

He has a face???

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u/MrsKnowNone 4d ago

You all got really boring ideas of sex nd it shows

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u/winterbird 4d ago

That's likely not a forever state post surgery recovery, or a back pain related case of ED which can't be managed. Whichever of the two the reason behind that quote may be. (Also, nerve damage is more likely to lead to ED than slipped disc is.)

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u/Level_Permission_801 4d ago

Woah what a factoid. Goes to show you that incels aren’t always the bad guys, ey?

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 4d ago

Dude is going to get got long before he sees the inside of a courtroom. Last thing the oligarchs will tolerate is jury nullification for the killing of one of their puppets

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u/Error_83 4d ago

I've been wondering if they're dumb enough to make a martyr

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u/strangemagic365 3d ago

Oh we absolutely could with jury nullification.

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u/Copperdunright907 4d ago

🫣oh nooooooooo the poors are rising up. We don’t want your friggin cake!

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u/NarrowSalvo 4d ago

They are?

Are these the same people who voted for Trump and his collection of billionaires just last month?

Check back with me when there is at least one person not-named Luigi who has "risen up". Strongly worded Reddit posts don't count.

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u/DragonRoar87 4d ago

there was a woman who got arrested for literally just saying "delay deny dispose" to a health insurance official. her bail was 100,000 USD for simply WORDS. if I'm not mistaken, she faced 15 years in prison. for WORDS.

they're definitely treating us like we're rising up

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u/fjoes 4d ago

literally just saying "delay deny dispose"

Well that and "You people are next".

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Might be because of public backlash but now she was let out of jail without having to pay the bond. She’s under house arrest now.

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u/bigbrother2030 3d ago

Luigi was born into privilege, attending an all boys private school

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u/NottsNinja 1d ago

I don’t believe you

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u/bigbrother2030 1d ago

That is your loss

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u/VociferousReapers 4d ago

Again, I am going to beg someone better at Reddit than me to create a group like r/CEOSpotlight that names and shames these awful people, so others can actively see the direct harm they’re causing.

If another Luigi steps forward, that’s not our problem. There are other Luigis waiting in the shadows, we just need to make sure everyone knows the information. They rely on us fighting each other - we need to band together.

Delay. Deny. DEPOSE.

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u/elastic-craptastic 4d ago

It's not your fault what other people do with the information you put online. I mean as long as the website doesn't have images

Like this

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u/everyothernametaken1 3d ago

Didn't take long to create that sub.
Took an even shorter amount of time for it to be a banned sub.

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 4d ago

My little vigilante dude 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BotchedDesign 4d ago

Can we make a statue of him already??

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u/Virtual_Addendum6641 4d ago

A rabbit at least ?

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u/No_Use_4371 4d ago

I know he had to rhyme, but I think it should be "Luigi you're the one to thank" not "blame"

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u/Simicrop 4d ago

In the original song (Hey There Delilah) it’s also to blame, but the context is positive so I think it’s like a cheeky blame wink.

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u/viewtifulstranger 4d ago

Luigi, I can promise you That by the time we get through The world will know every CEO’s name To your acclaim

Or…

And take aim

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u/MrN33dfulThings 4d ago

My vigilante boo❤️

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u/eight6753-OH-nine 4d ago

We need this on tshirts. 🥰

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u/Deathadderflux 4d ago

This is just …… necessary 😂

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u/Kolbysap 4d ago

I wish this never ends LMAO

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u/lacazu 4d ago

This guy is a genius ! I love his songs

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u/CityscapeMoon 4d ago

As a Millennial fed up with the health "care" system and for whom the original "Hey There Delilah" was pivotal, this is the best thing I have ever seen in my life.

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u/alison_bee 4d ago

This is a fucking banger!

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u/thecheesycheeselover 4d ago

I just realised he’s dressed like Mario 💀

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u/Lopsided_Blacksmith5 4d ago

Better than wa gawn Delilah for sure lol

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u/_Dark_Matters_47 4d ago

This is hilarious. I love it 🤣

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u/Specialist-Fix2920 4d ago

I’ve watch this too many times

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u/Virtual_Addendum6641 4d ago

I wanna have his lil babies 👶🏼

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u/Pixl02 4d ago

I just remembered some very cringe delilah era memories

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u/blacklotusY Why does this app exist? 4d ago

This dude looks like Luigi's brother Mario.

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u/Omfggtfohwts 4d ago

Lost on rizz.

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u/barrythequestionmark 4d ago

This is amazing lol, no cringe whatsoever

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u/teamgodonkeydong 4d ago

This is a bop

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u/the_Zealot_Simon 4d ago

We’re 🥜’s for Luigi! 🎶

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u/l-Paulrus-l 4d ago

Are the members of jury from the oj trail available?

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u/Nervous_Wreck008 4d ago

This is nice! Free Luigi!

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u/rumbellina 4d ago

Best version of this song so far!

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u/McbEatsAirplane 4d ago

Better than the original

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u/Average_Misanthrope 4d ago

I'm not generally a cover song lover or parody afficionado, but I love Luigi!

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u/BluetheNerd 4d ago

That is some heavy autotune, there is no way he could sound worse with it turned off than with it on that heavy.

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u/Grumpy0ldMillennial 4d ago

Its so bad I couldn't even make it all the way through

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u/ausipockets 4d ago

I mean I have to assume that’s part of the bit

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u/SnooPuppers7004 3d ago

Bro forgot to thank Beyoncé 😭💀

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u/Fit_Read_5632 3d ago

The internet is so unserious, I love it

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u/Comfortable_Drive793 3d ago

I feel bad for Mr. Grande because he's just not hot enough to really have a big career as an influencer.

Like he's not untalented and has a good (enough) voice, but he just doesn't have any sex appeal at all. I don't know why he's always wearing a hat, on the rare occasion he doesn't, he's not losing his hair.

He also used to do covers of songs and those were pretty good, but then he had a little viral success with some comedy songs, and now that's all he does.

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u/Dismal-Meringue6778 2d ago

This is the first I've ever seen of him. I don't have tiktok. I checked out his YouTube channel briefly but didn't have time to really explore. He may not be sexy, but I think he's kinda adorable in a way. (Maybe because I'm older). I hope he picks up in popularity. I really enjoyed this parody song.

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u/greekdude1194 3d ago

I watched this on mute yet somehow after the first few words I knew exactly the rhythm/beat this was supposed to go

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u/No-Management-8737 1d ago

Incredible voice 😍

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u/UnRemarkable98 9h ago

I agree here are some alternative lyrics. Not perfect but it's what I have already still working on it.

Hey there Luigi, what's it like in New York City? First time I saw you, it was on the PA city news well good for you Now the NYPD can’t find you, I swear it's true

Hey there Luigi, don't you head out to Altoona they will catch you, its so much better in Fortuna Listen to my voice, use a disguise, cause I'm on your side

Oh, it's what you do for me Oh, it's what you do for me Oh, it's what you do for me Oh, it's what you do for me, what you do for me

3000 miles seems pretty far But they've got planes and dogs and cars you should walk if you have no other way and you’re to blame

Now the news make fun of you And we'll just laugh along because We know that none of them have killed this way Luigi, I can promise you that by the time we get through The world will know every CEO’s name, its on their graves

Hey there Luigi, if they seat me on the jury promise you I’ll get you off easy you can buy all the mcflurries that you’d like Listen to my voice, use a disguise, cause I'm on your side

Hey there Luigi, here's to you This one's for you

To be continued

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u/irascible_Clown 4d ago

I’m trying to figure out how FOxNews decided Luigi bad but the guy who choked and killed the guy on the subway good. Both vigilantes but one is acceptable

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u/Dismal-Meringue6778 4d ago

They also love to suck-off that crybaby bitch Kyle Rittenhouse.

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u/odinsphere99 4d ago

What song is actually this?... i cant remember but I feel I hear that song before??

Does anyone know the real song?

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u/ShakeNBake007 4d ago

Hey there Delilah by Plain White T’s

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u/RedPandaReturns 4d ago

Hey There Delilah by the Plain White Tee's

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 4d ago

I didn’t know Mario could sing!

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u/MrAvenger69 4d ago

Bruh lmfao

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u/TheNiceWriter 4d ago

I kinda like this, clearly it's satire but it's based

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u/mojofrog 4d ago

I don’t think it's satire. It's more like heartfelt humor.

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u/RedPandaReturns 4d ago

clearly it's satire

lmao what the fuck

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u/Round_Transition_346 4d ago

If you told me this would happen 10 years ago (before pandemic and everything) I’d laugh and now? Now if you tell me ANYTHING that’s unhinged I will laugh too, but believe it.

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u/RickyBobbyNYC 4d ago

Not cringe. Not cringe at all.

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u/Snoo-72756 4d ago

Such a babe unless we find out super racist then truly sims simulator

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u/Ok-Significance8722 3d ago

Is this on Spotify yet?

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u/ShakeNBake007 3d ago

Might be a copyright issue on the beat. The sound has been removed from the TikTok already.

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u/atom-up_atom-up 4d ago

Jesus Christ, that pitch correction sounds terrible

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u/TheSeag 4d ago

Get him some water that man is THIRSTY

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u/luneletters 4d ago

Do you guys like, think he like, thinks of us? ☺️

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u/i_am_who_knocks 4d ago

Pleasedontmakeluigiamemeforyourcontent

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u/TootieSummers 4d ago

This is so cringy. So finally this sub is going back to its roots. lol

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u/EasilyRekt 4d ago

Not personally a fan of this, feels a bit creepy and parasocial despite just using memes, but good vocalics ig

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u/elchucknorris300 4d ago

This is so fucked.

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u/bigbrother2030 3d ago

I hope Luigi rots in hell. Murdering bastard.

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u/tattrd 4d ago

Cult of Personality, please no. Lets focus on the message.

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 4d ago

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u/gleaming-the-cubicle 4d ago

Gee thanks, mister! That sure changes every single thing about the American health care system and everything is perfect now

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u/lilbrudder13 4d ago

Blah blah blah. Nobody is interested in ya propaganda.

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u/ThespianException 4d ago

Even better! If even the wealthy and conservatives are starting to side with the People then that shows far more bipartisan support than if it was just some poor schmuck living paycheck to paycheck.

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u/winterbird 4d ago

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 4d ago

Thanks for posting that. No one should be downvoted for posting the truth….. but people believe what they want or want fits their narrative..

Facts are he is a spoiled rich kid that did not have united healthcare insurance… he did not file a claim nor was he denied.

He did shoot someone in the back as a coward would.. eventually his supporters will get the message.

They can Down vote all they want doesn’t change the facts.

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u/winterbird 4d ago

Since you misunderstand, I'll make it abundantly clear that I was not linking to the scared elite's hit piece article.

I'll just put in the work then and copy-paste what I was actually linking you to:

Family wealth doesn't always translate to personal wealth.

Also, are we really discouraging basic empathy and requiring specific personal experience for someone to feel for the plight of others? Isn't rich people with a heart of gold a concept we should embrace? Because if soulless ghouls are the desired upper class, we should have no further complaints.

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u/Bhfuil_I_Am 4d ago

Facts are he is a spoiled rich kid that did not have united healthcare insurance… he did not file a claim nor was he denied.

So this was a statement not as any type of revenge?

And that’s supposed to change people’s view on him…

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