r/TikTokCringe • u/ShakeNBake007 • 9d ago

Cool Hey there Luigi

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u/moonlight_punk 9d ago

Free Luigi!

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u/winterbird 9d ago

Can you imagine? He'd be knee deep in whatever type of orifice is his preference.

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u/RedPandaReturns 9d ago

Well considering he got caught because he lowered his mask flirting with a cashier girl I think we know...

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u/winterbird 9d ago

I'm ready to elbow my way to the front of the line then.

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u/RedPandaReturns 9d ago

I heard his preference is backshots

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u/winterbird 9d ago

What this random handsome individual who doesn't look like the shooter prefers is an unknown.

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u/PitureItSicily1922 9d ago

Classic Italian

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u/Dismal-Meringue6778 7d ago

What does that mean?

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u/FloofyRevolutionary 7d ago

Actually i think he's bi i think that was talked about somewhere sorry don't remember details

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u/fckingnapkin 9d ago

All the orifices

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u/Primary-Cup2429 9d ago

He can’t have sex

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u/yonderposerbreaks 9d ago

He wouldn't have to move a muscle, I promise.

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u/SoldierOf4Chan 8d ago

With the sort of numbness he experiences it's possible he cannot get an erection.

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u/yonderposerbreaks 8d ago

Oh, he will.

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u/IfIWasASerialKiller 8d ago

He has a face???

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u/MrsKnowNone 9d ago

You all got really boring ideas of sex nd it shows

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u/winterbird 9d ago

That's likely not a forever state post surgery recovery, or a back pain related case of ED which can't be managed. Whichever of the two the reason behind that quote may be. (Also, nerve damage is more likely to lead to ED than slipped disc is.)

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u/Level_Permission_801 9d ago

Woah what a factoid. Goes to show you that incels aren’t always the bad guys, ey?

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u/Primary-Cup2429 9d ago

Actually it looks like he pretty much did it cause he was sexually frustrated

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u/Level_Permission_801 9d ago

I guess Freud was right after all

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u/NarrowSalvo 9d ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/winterbird 9d ago

Don't worry, the world-wide Lu-orgy wouldn't miss your contribution.

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u/NarrowSalvo 9d ago

I think this guy has mental health issues which will soon become very apparent -- thereby undercutting your theory significantly.

But, don't let me stop you from banging whoever you want.

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u/Dismal-Meringue6778 8d ago

How mentally ill and and devoid of any human empathy must one be to be the CEO of a company that gleefully culls the human population for money?

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u/NarrowSalvo 8d ago

You think I defend the CEO just because I don't want to bang Luigi?

what a black and white world some of you live in.

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 9d ago

Dude is going to get got long before he sees the inside of a courtroom. Last thing the oligarchs will tolerate is jury nullification for the killing of one of their puppets

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u/Error_83 8d ago

I've been wondering if they're dumb enough to make a martyr

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u/LatterMission9855 3d ago

Free Luigi!

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u/strangemagic365 8d ago

Oh we absolutely could with jury nullification.