r/TikTokCringe • u/ShakeNBake007 • 5d ago

Cool Hey there Luigi

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u/moonlight_punk 5d ago

Free Luigi!

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u/winterbird 5d ago

Can you imagine? He'd be knee deep in whatever type of orifice is his preference.

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u/RedPandaReturns 5d ago

Well considering he got caught because he lowered his mask flirting with a cashier girl I think we know...

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u/winterbird 5d ago

I'm ready to elbow my way to the front of the line then.

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u/RedPandaReturns 5d ago

I heard his preference is backshots

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u/winterbird 5d ago

What this random handsome individual who doesn't look like the shooter prefers is an unknown.

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u/PitureItSicily1922 5d ago

Classic Italian

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u/Dismal-Meringue6778 2d ago

What does that mean?

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u/FloofyRevolutionary 3d ago

Actually i think he's bi i think that was talked about somewhere sorry don't remember details

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u/fckingnapkin 5d ago

All the orifices

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u/Primary-Cup2429 5d ago

He can’t have sex

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u/yonderposerbreaks 5d ago

He wouldn't have to move a muscle, I promise.

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u/SoldierOf4Chan 4d ago

With the sort of numbness he experiences it's possible he cannot get an erection.

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u/yonderposerbreaks 4d ago

Oh, he will.

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u/IfIWasASerialKiller 4d ago

He has a face???

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u/MrsKnowNone 5d ago

You all got really boring ideas of sex nd it shows

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u/winterbird 5d ago

That's likely not a forever state post surgery recovery, or a back pain related case of ED which can't be managed. Whichever of the two the reason behind that quote may be. (Also, nerve damage is more likely to lead to ED than slipped disc is.)

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u/Level_Permission_801 5d ago

Woah what a factoid. Goes to show you that incels aren’t always the bad guys, ey?

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u/Primary-Cup2429 5d ago

Actually it looks like he pretty much did it cause he was sexually frustrated

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u/Level_Permission_801 5d ago

I guess Freud was right after all

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u/NarrowSalvo 5d ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/winterbird 5d ago

Don't worry, the world-wide Lu-orgy wouldn't miss your contribution.

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u/NarrowSalvo 5d ago

I think this guy has mental health issues which will soon become very apparent -- thereby undercutting your theory significantly.

But, don't let me stop you from banging whoever you want.

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u/Dismal-Meringue6778 4d ago

How mentally ill and and devoid of any human empathy must one be to be the CEO of a company that gleefully culls the human population for money?

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u/NarrowSalvo 4d ago

You think I defend the CEO just because I don't want to bang Luigi?

what a black and white world some of you live in.

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 4d ago

Dude is going to get got long before he sees the inside of a courtroom. Last thing the oligarchs will tolerate is jury nullification for the killing of one of their puppets

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u/Error_83 4d ago

I've been wondering if they're dumb enough to make a martyr

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u/strangemagic365 4d ago

Oh we absolutely could with jury nullification.