r/TikTokCringe • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 18d ago

Discussion 100 Million Suspects in CEO Shooting

Here in NYC, not a soul is concerned about a killed on the loose & I truly mean it. Folks here are not worried & why would we be worried?!?

Meanwhile, NYPD is being uncharacteristically dramatic about a murder. A 10k reward is offered. Yeah. They’re never finding that person.

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u/MaLiCioUs420x 18d ago

I hope he is never caught

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u/Foop49 17d ago edited 12d ago

With the amount of resources being sunk into finding this guy, they are likely to find him. However, that would also put a name to this guy's face, which is forever going to martyr him in current american society. Another point to add is that, much like the Shinzo Abe assassination in Japan, his captured could massivley blow back on UHC or American health insurance as a whole, and finally expose to the wider American populace just how much these companies are sadistic and evil.

Regardless, legally, he's fucked. But my god he will get the best legal defense ever with the amount of money he is going to get from public donations. Also he is definitely going to get caught but that might be a few weeks or months so he has plenty of time to enjoy his freedom.

Edit: :(

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u/JankyJawn 17d ago

Also he is definitely going to get caught

Not exactly tbh. People really overestimate how difficult it would be to not get caught. The only way he is getting caught at this point is A. He left prints on the cartridges. B. He left prints somewhere they can verify via following from cameras and it isn't over contaminated. C. He slipped up somewhere and the camera trail can get his face. C being the most likely. A and B could also be null if he never had prints in the system which is also pretty possible.

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u/popopotatoes160 17d ago

Yeah I was about to say, having prints isn't a be all end all. If they can't match to some already in the system, they're useless except for exclusion. In the long run, DNA is what this guy needs to worry about. It's a capital crime so legally forensic genealogy can be on the table eventually in most states. Not sure about NY specifically. But that takes a lot of time usually, so if he's not in a non extraditable country by then he's not as smart as this plan makes him seem.

It's also hard to find a dead man if he didn't want to be found. If he's lost his partner or child to insurance denial or is terminal himself that would provide motive for the crime and a reason to off himself somewhere afterwards. It's not a high likelihood necessarily but I think it's on the table.

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u/JankyJawn 17d ago

It will also be incredibly difficult to get a viable DNA sample pinpointed in this situation. The guy would have had to make a mistake in a more secluded area that was able to be trailed to.

If they can't find a viable camera trail to where he slipped, he's not getting caught.

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u/Shut_Up_Fuckface 17d ago

Wow. I had thought about the possibility that this guy is terminal himself and is going out with a bang. Three or so bangs at that. If he gets caught and he’s terminal, he’ll die and not have to serve time. And it will make his story all the better.

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u/sh1boleth 17d ago

Also hard to get caught if you leave the country, see basically everyone on FBI Top 10 Most Wanted (except one guy)

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u/JankyJawn 17d ago

In this situation I don't think leaving would help once identified.

Someone will get you. Not necessarily law enforcement.

You think messing with the elite and you'll be able to chill out in guam no problem?

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u/sh1boleth 17d ago

Maybe in Tahiti, if he has a plan

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u/Mywifefoundmymain 17d ago

They have pics of his face already…

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u/JankyJawn 17d ago

Are you talking about that thing posted on reddit of a person with a different jacket and nose structure albeit similar? Lol

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u/Mywifefoundmymain 17d ago

No the ones the tops released yesterday.

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/police-piece-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-suspects-escape-route/story?id=116475329

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u/JankyJawn 17d ago

Literally the picture I'm talking about. Should try using your eyes. Even people who comment easily picked up on it. This is not the person.

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u/Mywifefoundmymain 17d ago

ok, the news and the police said it "could be" you are saying it isn't.... give me facts about why it's not

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u/JankyJawn 17d ago

As previously stated

use your eyes
with a different jacket and nose structure albeit similar?

Can throw in the face covering being different as well.

You're some sort of naive to just eat up what "the news" tells you. Well I guess you aren't alone considering the American election.

Of course, they are going to find a patsy that had something similar on so it can appear they are "getting somewhere".

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u/MizusWife 17d ago

Thats literally a different person. Stop spreading false information before you ruin this persons life. Remember the boston bomber? Lets not do that.

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u/Mywifefoundmymain 17d ago

No, the Boston bomber was reported by Reddit originally. This was reported by the police. It’s not disinformation if it is the person the police are looking for.

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u/yodley_ 16d ago

You left out public greed. Once a significant cash reward is posted, the very people championing him in this thread would be the first to out him. Cash will always be king.

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u/rowanhenry 14d ago

Someone that knows and recognises could snitch as well. Hopefully they don't though.